Read "36 Things Every Millennial Remembers Being “Cheap” In The 2000s That Now Cost A Literal Fortune" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-7ySJd2Ks/V... #17: if you're going to drop an "f" bomb, just say fuck, for fuck's sake.

99.9% of politicians are fucking filth. Different ends of the spectrum but filth.

Granted, they're ALL terrible, but I would have thought the bug eyed Indian Viking dude would def be gone by now.

I want a perp walk.

He literally had Melania hold an Epstein files press conference to take attention off his and Bibi's rather colossal Iran fuck up. Which he started to draw attention from his pedophilia. One needn't be crazy to be evil. Its a disservice to crazy people.

Not dodgy. Trump's understanding of US Government is the same as the average 2nd graders understanding of particle physics.

Is there a possibility of Jared getting his dad's prison cell? That would be awesome for him.

I literally thought it was the constipation. Jeanne should consider sweet drinks. Sour doesn't look good on her.

When did we collectively decide to be the absolute worst of us?

Why? We hate them all. 1 type of horrifically bad is the same as another type of horrifically bad. There's a glitch in the Matrix. The machines are eating us in our sleep. They're owned by 5 brands. All products.

DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM SKYNET?! Actually, Idc that much, I just really fail to see why my washing machine has to be hooked up to bluetooth.

Read "Only Boomers Will Remember What Grocery Stores Were Like In The ‘60s" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-7uY0xNLO/e... Is this or is this not the stupidest headline ever? Of course only people that were alive then will remember what grocery stores were like.

I will miss the witty banter.

And people thought Vietnam was a disaster. We didn't have to pay Vietnam reparations. And losing in Vietnam (yes we lost) didn't drive up our gas prices. (OPEC did that).

I'll be getting arrested. Im gonna drop trou and shit on his headstone. Come to think about it and his family may have to pull a Ghengis Kahn burial. To this day nobody knows exactly where he was buried.

The word villainy is too nice. These criminals are vile. Evil isn't even strong enough.

Was depressed earlier so I went and bought several new books. That always makes me feel better. So, if anyone needs me, I'll be curled up with some tea and a new book. Starting off this evening with Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman and then Starter Villain by Scalzi.

Its always 2 weeks. 2 weeks til theres an infrastructure bill. 2 weeks til there's a Healthcare bill. 2 weeks til Armageddon.

Yeah. Although, the assassination attempts on Hitler were real.

Well what do you know? It really is TACO Tuesday. Not that I'm complaining. His threats were kookooville. He managed to scare the hell out of every sane person on the planet and gave Iran a strategic victory too. He seems like a pretty bad negotiator.

Im gonna have to make a taco costume for the next protest. I do have to say, I don't think a protest every couple of months is gonna do squat. That first sentence was not said with enthusiasm. I hate sewing. And ironing.

Was he talking 8 pm Washington time or Iran time? Im so confused. If he was talking Iran time, the bombs should be falling in about 2 minutes.

Tapper is a fucking joke. Whatever Journalism school he attended needs to revoke his graduation.

So is Alex Acosta. And Pam Bondi. They gave him that sweetheart deal.

What sucks is that its only corporations that can donate unlimited funds. An individual still has limits. Unless you're a billionaire, of course.

I really liked this movie. I haven't watched it in 2 decades but remember it well.

And now this is ALL Tolkien book covers for me. Delightful!

Yeah. You don't have to be literate or funny. Just post yummy food and you'll get tons of likes. Not even being snarky.

I make a prime rib roast for Christmas with oven roasted potatoes and peppercorn gravy. I only do it the 1 day a year because its an excuse to make Yorkshire Puddings and I love them so much I make myself a little ill eating all of them. ALL OF THEM.

I want his hair to all fall out while he sleeps. I want him to unzip, reach in, and start throwing his feces at the press core. I want him to suffer penile leprosy. THEN he can die. There needs to be suffering . His and every GOP pedophile protector and every MAGA that refused to listen to us.

Yeah, well, once the big boss says "you're going to stop me from what?" You do what the boss says, don't you?

Ive had ppl tell me I should write and I always say that I can tell a good story, sitting across from you but that's a very different thing. My writing tends to suck. Im OK with that.

I've loved her since the Xena days but after she called Sorbo "peanut" on twitter, I would follow her to the ends of the Earth. My Life Is Murder is wonderful.

One of my faves. Thinking about doing a Christmas village this year but with a Hot Fuzz theme.

ME TOO!!!!!

I voted for the smart black lady.

And do what, exactly? Storm the Capitol with torches and pitchforks? I always hate when an imbecile goes on about the 2nd Amendment existing so The People can rise up against a tyrannical government. Have they seen the weapons of war our government has? Do they think they wouldn't be used on us?

This could turn out to be the shortest, most painful I Told You So in history. But only because we're all gonna die in the nuclear conflagration. Because neither Congress nor the Cabinet gives a shiny shit about anything but profits.

Read "Allie Beth Stuckey busts 3 ‘Christian’ myths deceiving believers today" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-7tF8qoO4/E... Read myth #2. Of those whose prayers God ignores, literally every one describes Donald Trump. Every last one.

Trump may have signed his own death sentence with this imbecilic outburst www.rawstory.com/raw-investig... Excellent article. Highly recommend.

When I think of RonCo all that comes to mind are the compilation albums of the 70s.

Starlink. Elon Musk.

Not too long ago Dove all over deodorant used the music to the song My Neck, My Back because I guess nobody told them the lyrics are the filthiest ever written. They stopped so I guess someone made them aware.

He's determined to have higher numbers than Stalin.

🎶You wanna go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came🎶

You grew your own steak?

I don't think anybody was paying $11,000 a ticket to attend an event at the 1936 Summer Olympics.

The balls in your court. Lmfao.

Was it teleportation or The Hand of God? Because The Hand of God dropping his ass in a Waffle House is funny as hell. Especially after dropping his car in a ditch. Presumably not next to the Waffle House parking lot.

I watched it in real time, laying on my couch in agony because I got my wisdom teeth out 3 days before and got dry sockets. Fuck this asshole. Its almost as if he doesn't think there are older people. I said older, not old. My knees are currently disagreeing with that.