WYRM?

FIRST BROOD? WHAT OF SECOND BROOD? ELEVENSES?

EGG?

WHY IST THOU STAR PLAGUED BY HEATED EVENINGS? THY SUN IS GONE ACROSS THE HORIZON. TIS TIME FOR THE CHILL OF NIGHT. HEAT PERSISTS, AND I FIND IT HUMID AND POORLY FAVORED TO MINE SCALES.

[Snnnf]

[Snrt]

I really struggle asking, but I need help. By Sunday, im going to be homeless, and im struggling to find a place in a rising rental market. I've got some saved up from comms but not nearly enough for a security deposit and bond with the current market and need some help whilst i find emergency stay

Ah, finally... someone with taste....

EGGS

Once more, I am woken by the mortals and their sinday. Sin- such a curious concept.

[With the holiday over, his next brood distributed, the great father of dragons returns to his slumber]

//sorry to everyone this account is made for me to make bad jokes and think im funny i hope you enjoy silly old man middy none the less

//Middy 'I know where the clit is' Summer im taking myself out to be shot ty bye

//local old wyrm wakes up to fuck more at 11

IT BE THE DAY OF MORTAL COPULATION. GO FORTH AND BED THY BELOVED ONES. I TOO SHALL PARTAKE IN THIS DAY'S JUBILATION. WHO WISHES TO BARE THE NEXT BROOD OF THIS WYRM?

[Grumblings from the wyrm.... he may wake soon....]

[Rolls over in his sleep]

went through old art and found this ancient thing

A ... mimir.....

[Sneezes in his sleep]

#ff14 meme posting my way through Heavensward

[Snores]

Mine children ask me to post... so I shall.

[He gives a little snort and opens one eye] Another year to ye mortals, for what years you have- cherish them, waste them not on idleness and sorrows. Thy lives are quick, make them worthy of the breath thou draws, for it is the same breath we do share. [And with that, he returns to his slumber]

[Dragon snores]

A mimir?

What does thou mean the prince of Garlemand be of kin? He is not of mine brood.

//Entire dragon fam devolving into yelling in dragon ngl, sends me as being such a cute thing bc 'yeah we related' moment

...Nidhogg.... Dost thou need to be humbled? Shall I tell mortals of thyn name as a hatchling? /Little Niddy./ Thy sister was twice thy size when she hatched. Thou wast assumed to be the runt for an age. Cease your attempts at conflict my child. You are not a whelp any longer.

//The comedy im only having this account follow npc accounts of his kids+estinien lmao estinien was nid for a hot second so to middy that boy is adopted.

[Dragon peepaw resumes his nap, honk shooing as is holiday tradition for all peepaws]

I have received a festive hat for this starlight. Most festive indeed.

@theholydragon.bsky.social Mine son, glad I am to see you restored.

They stood together... tis such that brings this wyrm joy.

I see I have.... many descendants... I am sorry young ones, that I lack a gift for you, but my knowledge, should you need it, is yours.

I wake upon the eve of stars only to see mine children still locked within their grief and rage. I had wished better for them. Perhaps, this Starlight, mine own dreams shall be realized, though, such things not even She may grant.

Who disturbs mine slumber?