I can over hear the neighbour's conversation, "She turned round and said....." "So I turned round and told her..." "But she turned round and said...." I feel this conversation would have been so much easier if they stood still

have returned my tiger but rather worried about my boobies 🍉🍉

It's officially summer...... honestly! #gardening

Unleashing my inner Mick Jagger

Three goals in one game at Prenton Park. More than we saw in the entire season.

Little bit of the GR221 in Mallorca Deia to Soller

Kendal, camping, cows, cakes Ok, I was pushing it a bit with the last one

I've just snapped a shoelace on an approach shoe. Crikey, I what whichcraft was used to do that original threading pattern?!

Instead of #HalfManHalfBiscuit, I got #FreddieMercury and a random deer. Close enough #hmhb (Freddie wasn't home)

4am start for a concert that isn't happening 🤦‍♀️ #hmhb #halfmanhalfbiscuit

I got my long service award today for 25 years in my current job. A certificate and a mention on the intranet. Better than nowt I suppose.

Early morning foraging.

Asking AI to help write Powershell script. Copilot has gone rogue.

Proper retro old school computing #atari8bits #atari65xe #classiccomputers

Hoylake is a strange place

I see myself with a Waitrose kind of guy, but, beggars can't be choosers

Safe to say 1906 miles is the furthest I've travelled to see #halfmanhalfbiscuit #hmhb

I had intended to do an early morning run but got rather distracted

Presumably, you can tip if you do a good job of it?

Festive sunrise #moelfamau #clwydianrage

Festive Eastham village

Top marks for the misleading headline there!! They are going to the island states of Guernsey

It's that time of the year when I take a festive mooch around Southport and Birkdale. Then cry when I hand my credit card to Abarth

Beehives at Brink airport, Ljubljana.... because pilots need something to put on their toast!

Ground hopping NK Olimpja Ljubljana #slovenia #nkolimpija

Good news, I'm not dead!!

Got to play with an electric aircraft today, shame it had to stay on the ground

Ohh a shop just for me!

Last time I landed here, I was flying the plane. Not as much fun at the back! #ljubljanaAirport

Elf on tour!

This AudioTechnica cartridge was supposed to be a Christmas present to myself but..... #onTheNaughtyList #vinylrecords #Queen

Cold but pretty first thing #OblongOfDreams #Sunrise

Can get some really interesting alcohol free beers online now. Who needs holidays abroad!

That's the ticket (and a hundred extra Ticketmaster fees) for #HalfManHalfBiscuit in Oxford. New city to add to the list! #hmhb

Lowering the nose of #Concorde for #remembranceday @manairport.bsky.social

Totally forgotten I had this account....anyway, here's some #HalfManHalfBiscuit in #Wolverhampton #hmhb And my Alt adding doesn't work, use your imagination 🤷‍♂️

Another #Hmhb weekend in #Ulverston

Great day at Shawbury gliding club. So, helicopters next?

That's the cd and lp ordered. 😀

Has there ever been three blokes less likely to look like "rock stars"? At least they were able to iron their shirts.

Biscuits in Bethesda Now for the creepy walk back #hmhb #bethesda #halfmanhalfbiscuit

A bit more of the King Charles coastal path today. Thurstaston to Parkgate. Soooo lucky with the weather ☀️ #KingCharlesIIICoastPath #Wirral #WirralWay

Welcome to the car park...... .....now, go away

Why do I not go to Royden Park more often? #roydenpark #wirral #oblongofdreams #spring

Another cracking #Hmhb gig in Cardiff #halfmanhalfbiscuit #tramsheds

Ohh the postie has been ♥️ And, nothing says, "I love you" quite like.... #valentinesday

Given how the season is going so far, I reckon #TranmereRovers had some great deals lined up on the #TransferDeadlineDay but bank with Barclays #trfc

Dabbling in a bit of prime time BBC tv

When you think you're driving home but end up on the set of The Exorcist

Damn, I'll have to change my WiFi password