I mean personally I wouldn't advertise it if I were him

She literally wanted to pose next to this big boat 😅

This was a good memorial Day...

Rainey memorial Day but I'm making bass flavored lemonade

I literally can't stop finding turtles

Annie finally met a pup as gorgeous as she is

Believe it or not I get paid for this 😅

Work snuggles

Got to say old man Max had a pretty fun day... Wish I could say the same but I broke another tooth 🫤

Turtles basking...

My boy Jacques a pro...

I literally got within 2 ft of this redtail and it did not give a fuck

Found a box turtle in the middle of the road... Annie's thrilled 😅

Just when you thought it was safe to be a goose again...

The belly rub hit just right...

And the wind cries... Annie...

In every generation a Slayer is born...

I finally figured out what self-care is...

Now I drive my downeaster "Alexa" More and more miles from shore every year Since they told me I can't sell no stripers And there's no luck in swordfishing here...

So close and yet so far

Our retired boy Max decided to come with us today and had a great time... It was great to see him so active 😎

She thought she was going to go for a swim but it turns out the water wasn't deep enough so she went for a jump...😅

You know it just might possibly be time... To throw this pumpkin out

There are no treats in here. You liar!!!

Being goofy at work

Do I look like the picture??!?

Happy puppy at the lake!... And we caught some fish

Pup rub

So somebody thought the best course of action in dealing with the goose sitting on the edge of a swamp on this property was to FUCKING BULLET TRAIN HIS WAY INTO THE SWAMP... Super fun to clean up 🫤😅

The midnight run 😅

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Annie wanted to wear my new hat... It officially makes her a professional dinosaur expert and handler... Anyone who disputes this has to deal with me.

Happiness is a squishy ball

Well it's official. I'm going to hell 😅😅

She sees a squirrel 😅

Happy dog with her ball

So earlier today this app wouldn't work for me cuz I had exceeded the rate limit whatever that means... Kind of stupid ya ask me 🤨🫤

Found a catfish skull while out with the work dogs

Caught a big fish... Slipped out of my hands as I was reaching for my phone... Going to smoke about it

Me and who?

I think she actually knows the glass is there 😅

Hair cut... That is all

Annie's bringing the wonton croutons to the party 😅

You can't sit with us...

This is about half speed by the way 😅

Anyone know how I could get a card that says that all I can think is how badly I'd like to bend her over a table and rail her until she's drooling from both ends... Cuz I struck out at Hallmark 🫤

Okay so I know that it's really a number one balloon... But... Well you know 😅

Having a good day off

People think I'm kidding when I tell them what I do for a living 😅