I don't know what to say about this one. Can you believe an ancient freeware rage game sucked to play? I sure wasn't expecting that! youtu.be/A35XWx_vR28

Since the release of the original super mario brothers game, people have been complaining. Mario wears too many clothes! And the game isn't bullshit enough!!! In 2007 these complaints were answered www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Doctors are in unknowable agony for the failure of this new medical surgery: Ms. Signalis cannot be killed! youtu.be/F7IT0FJUI74

Doctors are rejoicing for the success of this new medical surgery: Ms. Signalis has been brought back after tripping and falling down a really big hole! Isn't that impressive? Her escapades continue: www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Bad news ... Bowser was president ...... youtu.be/DDHlsL9xG9A

Evil Mario is a truly sinister man, and hence a diehard conservative. He is mourning Scott Adams as we speak. Is this low hanging fruit for a bit? Disrespectful? If Mario becomes president Koopas will be hunted www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Sorry to do this again but there will be no stream tonight because I am moving again! And I am tired. If you miss me just watch a VOD or imagine my commentary over whatever game you’re playing tonight, I’m sure that will suffice

They say Luigi touch Mario that’s why he quiet.

Hello everyone, evil mario has a new disease called “abby is busy today syndrome” so there will be no stream! Please send bandages and gauze to my p.o. box to help him recover

It's still my favorite! But how do you keep the attention of such a sly and intrepid young woman such as myself? Well it's by filling your game with secrets of course...... youtu.be/gtKI2iOBoTE

As a special treat for my 2nd streamiversary I am letting myself play the mario game of my childhood, my "favorite" one. Let's see how long that lasts www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Super Mario's power should come from smoking cigarettes and the movies should clarify this

The age old question is finally answered! Turns out video games are We represent Nintendo of America Inc. ("Nintendo") in copyright matters. Certain material posted on the web site located at gamejol youtu.be/19ILW_ULUXQ

Despite it being the most profitable media industry of the day, no one is sure what video games really are? Could they perhaps be unique and complex pieces of art?? No! Of course not! Join me in VIDEOPULP: Super Carty's Dread to learn more www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Hi just wanted to remind everyone that I’m not streaming tonight since they’re taking me into the sky. Reschedule tbd by the cloud council

I can't believe he did it again. What a fucking scoundrel. I love him as much as I desire him carnally www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkd...

It's that time of year again! He waits around every corner and drips a mysterious green substance!! He's the petty criminal who stole all our hearts and grew his own... Grinch Stream 2 Everyone! www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

I was visited by 3 (identical) Ghosts on a night (two nights) before christmas! How seasonal of me! Get scared! Play the Game! youtu.be/N1-EI1NsfOs

Have you ever been to a "Land" ? You may have noticed it lacking, somehow lesser than the "Worlds" that you are used to. This is because they are less impressive by design. Evil Mario must persist despite this, so he becomes 3d as we are today www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Bart Simpson, the third Mario Brother, has succumbed to his injuries

I hate to do this two weeks in a row, but there will be no stream this Saturday because I caught a cold and it hurts to talk. I will not let them take the grinch stream from us though. There will be one “the grinch stream 2” on christmas eve’s night (in the usual time-slot)

The deed is done. Mario owns all pumpkins now and he couldn't be happier. Looking at his sharpened snow white teeth is making me want to vomit youtu.be/spnwdsOmaVY

Mario's Zones exist within his Lands. They are nesting dolls in his grand scheme to subjugate all that exists. Come with me now to one that's special. One that's evil. One that's "Pumpkin". www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

And the Game of the Year goes to... Oh god damn it. Son of a bitch. It's fucking Snood again. This happens every year. Sorry guys.

Fans of dead streams will appreciate this news: I cannot stream this Saturday! They’re on to me so I must stay on the move. Tuesday will be normal, I’ll update y’all if I end up moving it to Sunday but for now it’s just cancelled unforch

Game: The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening Console: Nintendo DS Created by: oxol Uploaded on: September 19th, 2008

I messed up. Bungled it real bad. I unloaded all 38,000 of my heavy munitions into Wario's computer instead of his body. Whoopsie Daisy! I'll get him next time youtu.be/NNRm9Uzl93Y

Ware shortages have been occurring in countries across the world. There is only one man to hold accountable: Wario himself. In accordance with this, Evil Mario will be beating him in a pokemon battle today www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

By trying not to win I ended up winning. Success is very much antithetical to itself. Strive to care and you will find yourself something greater. I call it "Pilk" youtu.be/t6QSbtOlTp0

I'll admit. I'll admit! Mindlessly chasing the end of the world may not have been the wisest idea. Ok? Are you happy? I'm going to buy some upgrades at the gas station and try again www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.

Promotional photos of My Chemical Romance lead vocalist Gerard Way with Mario from a 2007 interview in the Japanese Crossbeat magazine. He is quoted as saying "I'm drawn to works that are innovative and try new things", which evidently includes Mario.

In the end mario failed to defeat him, in turn, he failed to defeat mario. If everybody loses then nobody does. That's what my grandpa always told me youtu.be/vECABYRTR5E

Men have been known to come in many shapes and sizes. One shape however has become quite frightening, that's right! The slender man .. Can mario defeat him? www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

My wife is a ghost that haunts the minds of my people I have lived today a thousand times ! You would not believe it. You would not believe your eyes youtu.be/W2kVzJX7pb0

Signals have been coming in left an right! I can feel them permeating my membranes. Light and sound and energy are all good things www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

Mario utilized his ghost types in fascinating ways. Also I am no longer afraid of the carpet. All of a sudden all is well in our wario world youtu.be/paf68NYySW8

We're doing mariomon again because I'm busy prepping for thanksgiving. Last night I was so tired I was scared of the carpet and forgot where I was. www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

We discussed many important and contraversial topics in this one, such as Pokemon-Like video games and BOWSER'S PLEASURE SENSORS. Viewer discretion is advised youtu.be/syTP-d8iNsw

In a surprising turn of events the story is now outside of Bowser. How were we meant to see this coming? The prophecy did not foretell this www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

i made this to make my friends angry at me

Giant Homer is Being Conceived in the Sky Before Next Week

He did it! He went so long and so hard that he collected another power star! At this rate he'll get the next one in nine hours. Exciting. youtu.be/2O8XTE9iju8