don't give labour a single vote under any circumstances

yet another unsurprising person giving into the pull of unlimited saudi money lol

So Kimmel gets fired for supposedly misidentifying the shooter as MAGA (though that’s not quite what he said.) When do all the Fox hosts who misidentified the shooter as transgender get fired then?

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

charlie kirk's own podcast just showing his empty chair is genuinely funnier than a lot of posts about his death

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

Just because I no longer live in Texas doesn’t mean I can’t remember the importance of today: when Texas Senator Ted Cruz liked incest porn on his official Twitter account

The world is slightly better now Charlie Kirk is not in it.

Charlie Kirk said that the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was a mistake. -He said Gay people are a disease -He said "Jewish money" ruined American culture - He said MLK was a “…terrible person” with a “…flawed moral compass…” And im supposed to feel bad for him? FUCK NO LIGHT UP THE GRILL

Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights

Truly bizarre to see people attacked, shamed, and disciplined for saying things about Charlie Kirk that are 1000x less offensive than what Charlie Kirk said about people

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Honestly I find it kinda weird that people are so outraged about Bonnie Blue. She is an influencer who loves the attention and notoriety she gains from doing "shocking" things in the public eye, and profits from controversy. She is not a new type of person, just a variation on a type of dickhead.

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

Imagine my disappointment when after 10 years of not playing any Assassins Creed games (but Brotherhood and Black Flag being among my all time favourite games), I decide to pick up where I left off and discover that Unity is utter dogshit. Do they good again, or is it all downhill from here?

YouTubers are wild. That "I'm Alex" guy got caught in 4k screaming "I want to bash your face in with a brick" to his gf, took a year off and now comes back with a response that basically boils down to "no u", and accusea his victim of really being the abuser.

🧵 Just checked back in on a former friend and content creator who i stopped speaking to and following when it became clear he was taking a hard rightward turn, only to discover that he was exposed as a chaser and has now pivoted to open transphobia in his videos (among other awful "drama" content)

i wake up everyday thinking about this

Grease but they are all birds and it's called Geese

Oops 😬

🧵 I once dated a girl who was really quite rich (she had a very well paying job in upper management of a smallish pharmaceutical company) for a few months. Not like super rich but she got paid like 3 times what I did at the time. Anyway it was an interesting experience from which I learned a lot.

If you happen to renew your passport successfully and manage to change your gender marker, please for the love of god don't post about it online.

I once got barred from a local Wetherspoons for fingerblasting a girl in the disabled toilets, but subsequently that pub got shut down and the girl tragically died so its an emotionally confusing memory, and I just kinda have to deal with it.

Why do video games that have a family element all somehow forget to add the ability to say "I love you"? In Skyrim I have a wife and 2 kids but I guess nobody thought I might like to express affection for them through dialogue 🤔

I hate to put this out in the world but one day someone is going to make a nature documentary using an AI version of David Attenborough's voice (probably some time after he is no longer with us), and it is going to be awful and make a lot of people very angry (but not enough to stop it happening).

Oh so Neil Gaiman is a MONSTER ok then

Its totally normal to have such high levels of anxiety that it feels like you're having a fucking heart attack half the time right? OK maybe I need to talk to a doctor idk

🧵THREAD I can't be the only one who thinks its a bit weird that nobody brings up that the YouTuber Isaac Arthur is married to a Republican politician who is most famous for suggesting that schools teach World War II from the nazi perspective "for balance" when having him on podcasts. Right?

You may consider yourself sheltered and disconnected from pop culture but you have nothing on one of my friends, who had apparently legitimately never heard of Chappell Roan or any of her songs until I showed him some yesterday.

Men , this is the year your dick size is gonna increase like crazy. Im talking 3x gains. Im talking wide ass puds the size of trash can lids

I distinctly remember being a teenage fan of the nostalgia critic (yes I know cringe) and immediately realising that he was full of shit when at the beginning of one video he said "is it possible to do a review of a movie I really like", like it was a wild and crazy idea

we got these two posts today within hours of each other. this site rocks

My two main thoughts on Wicked: 1. I get that Oz is a weird and fucked up place and that's the entire point, but are we really supposed to believe that people find an objectively hot Hollywood actress ugly cos she's green? 2. Why do they not admit to being gay and in love the whole time?!

I judge people quite harshly based on the way they rank the guys on Queer Eye, tbh

joker: whats it gonna be bats?? Remember if you bully me...ill cum >:) batman: I have to bully the joker...but I don't want him to cum! commissioner Gordon: batman, if you bully the joker and make him cum, you'll be just like him!

Missing the QTE to hug Leonardo Da Vinci in Assassins Creed 2 is heartbreaking. Admittedly in that game you play a serial killer but still.

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour sucking fat cocks

"Chat shit get hit" but applied to the assassination of a medical insurance executive makes a lot of sense. "Be responsible for the unnecessary and avoidable deaths and suffering of people for profit, get assassinated and your death roasted online" doesn't roll off the tongue the same way though.

what are you supposed to do when you're depressed but don't want to die? there's gotta be like a half step i can try

Idk bro maybe there's another reason

I am liking BlueSky but I will say that the algorithm seeing that I am not a conservative and suddenly deciding I am a turbolib who needs to see extremely cringe posts is very annoying.

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

born too late to sail the seven seas, born too early for homer in a polycule with trans marge and indian bear milhouse

The Hindi movie "RRR" might just be the greatest piece of cinema ever made

the two genders: the monolith from 2001 a space odyssey and triangle penis

That God account is so insufferable i have already had to mute it on here

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

I'm no sports fan, and I don't have a patriotic bone in my body, but a lot of English football songs go SO hard. Three Lions '98 and Vindaloo especially.