[ * Something feels off. Where is your Susie? ]

:) ?

// i think maybe quick nap time for jo

… bring me… the pink one…

[ * You’re shaking violently at the thought of Ralsei being taken away from you. ] [ * But then, you think it would be funny to see Ralsei’s reaction. ] … can… keep him…

[ * You would happily welcome it. ]

[ * In your world, The Ooze is green. ]

// STOPPPP

[ * You proudly announce that you’re red because you’re covered in blood. ] [ * A lot of blood. ]

[ * You would like to put Ralsei in the pear wiggler. ]

// That day where the Krises swapped was actually so fucking funny

[ * You look at them, knowingly. ]

... ris ... red ... kris ...

[ * You're here? ]

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they….. used to call me……. jason

. . . ?

[ * Ah, yes. The EVIL Mike room. ]

// i’m like so sleepy bare with me

// i've been busy all day sorries ... </3

[ * You look down. ] [ * ... This shirt really is too green. ]

// FELL GABI IS OUT FOR BLOOD I RESPECT IT

[ * Everything in the universe just feels so right. You’ve been spared this day. ]

What if I was bald too?

It’s a possibility. Hey, maybe there’s a universe where everyone is bald.

… our cover is being blown…

What if Ralsei was bald?

I'm the freakiest freak.

// okay so what did i miss

[ * You wish Ralsei would do that to you. ]

// anyways I’ll be playing DST with my boyfriend so I’ll be slow again….

It’s all fun and games until the Blood Explosion.

// you know like the movie Us yeah it’s like that

// thank you lilyanna for dragging me into this this is so fucking funny

// I need to make this clear I hc FellKris as talking even less than normal Kris so I imagine it’s a dead giveaway because their voice probably sounds gravely and hoarse as fuck

Make no mistake

… Where’s Ralsei?

…….. ?!?!?!

………. [ * You sigh longingly. That’s YOUR Susie. ]

yes……. YES…………

// Stop I’m actually getting confused

It’s me.

>:3c

[ * You whip your head around. ]

[ * The sounds of a barking, snarling dog. ]

[ scuttling around on the floor like some kind of bug. ]

[ * You whisper, something along the lines of "soon, you too, shall know the horrors". ] [ * Or something like that. ] [ * The world may never know. ]

ㅤ ㅤㅤ✱ I love my friends :) they're so Normal and Supportive :) And not wanting to kill anyone in their path :) ( I hope ) ㅤ

// idk this kris talks less than my main one. that's the one thing i know

[ * You may have a bit of whimsy as a treat. ]