Off the shin? Not a chance

As if Arsenal fans are trying claim Gabriel was fouled If that was Burn in our box id be fucking livid at the player choosing to get a foul over clearing the ball!

What is it about St James that makes Gabriel forget how to jump

It’s just not a pen. Touch or not. He’s never playing the ball he’s looking for a foul and nothing more.

Wait until the anti ID brigade finds out about passport/l and driving licenses

OH THE FUCKING IRONY

Just got home from the game. Hall is fucking brilliant, won’t get the flowers tonight but he was just brilliant

I’m still angry about Woltemade not getting that penalty. Week after week it’s horrid decision after another.

Newcastle aren’t Barca And Bournemouth absolutely aren’t Getafe. It’s not just a point on the road a midweek game. It’s a point on the road against very very good Bournemouth side

Of course Chelsea drop a stinker after I captain Palmer

What the fuck happened to the ref at the end of that game. Really solid and fair all game, we score and he might as well have blown early, did everything he could to make sure we didn’t get another

I really hope there’s a nod to great man at the game today

What game are we all watching tonight?

Surely there’s nicer hotels for Barca to stay in than the Copthorne?!

Trying to watch last kingdom in the daytime is impossible. WHY IS EVERY SCENE SO FUCKING DARK?!

Watch some nerd who’s never seen him play say he deserves an England call up.

Has Aaron Ramsay been banging in goals this week?!

Once again, these people aren’t pro life, they’re anti women’s rights.

Pope Tino schar Botman burn Sandro Bruno J7 Murphy Big Nick Gordon My XI for Thursday. #nufc

Wow!!! What a strike

Why would a dweeby soft Christian go to Valhalla?! This dork spends way too much time on Reddit.

I’m 34 and still eat chocolate cereal and rewatch cartoons from my childhood. I’m all round happier, more productive and pleasant to be around. It’s important to look after your inner child.

Sometimes people die or are killed, sometimes those people are horrible pieces of shit whose existence actively harms society. You don’t have to grovel and give them a eulogy every time they die or are killed. Shit happens, just say it’s illegal to commit murder and move on.

Is the shooter okay?

Only good nazi is a dead nazi Don’t mourn that cunt

Who’d have thought making a living off angering the population when said population is armed would end up with you being shot…

Light work when all your entire diet is 39p energy drinks and gear

It appears the map and river on the GNR medals are that of Sunderland and the River Wear. Top level trolling from the makem in the ranks!

Kimmich has a case of the 2024 Tripps about his corners. Just beat the first man

Never been up to the Cheivots before, what a beautiful part of the world it really is. While I spent a lot of time watching my feet, we got some photos.

Ultra Marathon? Completed it mate

Tomorrow is my first Ultra Marathon, if you don’t hear from me again I’m somewhere on this route in a ditch

Is the Germany game on telly or are dodgy boxing? #nufc

Well he can add Newcastle to the growing list of clubs that refuse to do business with him and black list his agency.

Bloke gets new job Mates wish him luck People standing at the window scream and shout. That’s how you look getting angry at players saying bye to Isak.

Some quick numbers based on what’s reported: Isak not getting loyalty of £5m Liverpool paying Real Sociedad £5m in solidarity payment Remaining book value £25m Of the £125m Newcastle net £100m which we knew was the number they wanted to hit the books.

I have never wanted a player to flop harder than Isak. Not because he’s leaving us. Not because he’s going to be at Liverpool. But because he’s behaved in a way that a toddler should be embarrassed by

Can we all agree to be done with this plucky little cooperative narrative for Liverpool. They have broken the transfer record twice in a window now.

Soft white person likes soft white bread

Charles absolutely left the track and gained an advantage, how is that not even flagged for review?!

Bruceball is back My evri parcel is still missing I have a headache What a shit day

Said it when we signed him, kept saying and got absolute pelters for it. He is bang average

Sorry to say but this is on Howe. What a daft way to set up.

Fuck knows what Howe has seen in these 50 odd minutes to continue with this formation

Get the wingers on, this isn’t working #nufc

This shit is why we think the leagues corrupt. You chalk off a valid goal for nothing and then when it benefits the “big” clubs you overlook the rules. Someone shoot Howard Webb into the bloody sun already

Also hate this ref announcing their decision. Such yank nonsense.

If this goal gets ruled out for something so trivial I’ll lose my mind. Such a great goal in a derby getting ruled out for a tiny little touching of boots. Fuck this league man

Only one way to spend a Saturday morning ✌️