This ODU JMU game is bonkers

One of these things is not like the other

The Simpsons episode where Kirk and Luann divorce has like 3-4 big memes back to back, it’s incredible

NASCAR 25 is fun. HOWEVER. I would love if I could do a career mode as a driver. Like instead of running on a new team, let me be a Toyota driver run with Tricon in Truck Series, JGR in Xfinity, and 23XI in Cup

Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are just live action Jimmy Jr and Zeke from Bob’s Burgers

People will blame literally everything other than wrestling being meh for low ratings instead of realizing that both major companies are meh

Liverpool are not a serious team

You ever see that Family Guy episode where Taylor Swift is happy and dating Chris Griffin but everyone hates the new music she makes after?

I love College Gameday, I watch it every Saturday. The minute they announced they were going to Alabama I knew the guest picker was going to be some asshole

Me in April: Baseball will fix me Me in September: Football will fix me Me now: Basketball and Hockey will fix me

I believe in Dylan Beavers

I’m falling for the Zion Williamson propaganda

I have been raptured but there is no TP. I need TP for my bunghole. No man should be without TP.

Legitimately surprised there isn’t more national Spirit love

While not the worst RT score, I really liked this movie

If I’m a Dolphins fan, I am popping bottles and setting off fireworks when McDaniel gets fired

For no reason at all I don’t like Cam Skattebo. Just something about him

Nothing will top the immediate reaction of Nintendo announcing Chris Pratt as Mario

Just realized Ovi is going to get over 900 goals this season

I’m sorry Dak’s reaction is the funniest thing to me

The same senators condemning RFK now are the same ones that confirmed him to his position not even a year ago. This sucks

You ever think about how every game is turning into Fortnite with everything collaborating with major brands and how, actually, Ready Player One might have accurately predicted the future?

I’m already sick of that State Farm commercial

I think if Kanye held off on the Nazi stuff he would probably be in the Cabinet as Secretary of Urban Development

“Hey can I play Batman?” “No but would you mind coming in to read for Ambush Bug?”

This Parsons trade is crazy

Liverpool drawing Real Madrid at home for Trent’s homecoming in the first match of the Champions League. You can’t convince me this isn’t rigged

Instead of “DUNK” it would go, “STATE FARM”

Honestly surprised the Saints didn’t make an offer

Spider-Man 3 is all about him trying to get a Kit Kat bar

"IT'S AN INCREDIBLY BRAVE THING TO DO" ❤️ Rory, on Mo Salah's tribute to his teammate and friend Diogo Jota

Now that John Wall is officially retired I need the Wizards to hang his jersey from the rafters IMMEDIATELY

Seen around DC today:

On the one hand, I’m glad the Premier League is back, football is starting up, NBA and NHL are around the corner. On the other hand, these east coast winters are brutal and I can’t handle another big snow

CHIESA YOU WONDER YOU

EKITIKE YOU BRILLIANT HUMAN YOU

I was in DC last week. A man approached me and said, “God bless you for not putting ketchup on your dog.” And left. These are clearly violent and malicious people

Is there a show you watch only when you’re killing time in a hotel or a BNB? Like I don’t watch King of Queens or the Game Show Network at all, but the minute I’m in another state and see them I’ll just leave it on

Trump says Baltimore is too far gone. I didn’t know he watched baseball

The only king I recognize is Mo Salah

Mom watching Smosh Summer games, “If I worked there I would never believe anything that Arasha says. Ever again.”

Things overheard at Costco, “Grab some Celsius, I don’t think they haven’t all been recalled yet, and I want to play Russian Roulette with my sobriety.”

The way that almost everyone from speaking out has a job in a major company shows the state of our country and the state of the wrestling business.

ESPN is only truly watchable when they’re doing the Ocho. Fire Stephen A Smith and Pat McAfee. Give me an hour or 2 of this stuff everyday

I hope Matt Turner can bounce back. I truly do.

jus need a lil cheese single #midnightslack

I’m going to miss Lucho so much. Hopefully we get Isak soon. I wonder if Wirtz is given the 7 though

In life you just have to take your lumps, make your jumps, and Meet the Klumps

Rich Hill is literally Kirk Van Houten getting fired from the cracker factory. “So that’s it after 20 years so long good luck?”

Wait why did the Royals sign Rich Hill just to DFA him 2 weeks later? Like yeah his last start wasn’t great but he’s 45. You know what you’re getting by that point. Literally just try him in the bullpen. Dude could be a solid long middle relief guy