Oh cool the Nats followed me. Oh wait it’s unofficial oh wait why the fuck is 47 in your handle?

Fell asleep and Ryan Preece won??? Good for him

Ryan Blaney’s mustache has a mustache

The Washington Wizards front office are run by 2K’s AI and you can’t tell me otherwise

I like the XGames

I miss the days when we got animated superhero movies. Like the Ultimate Avengers and the DC ones they did before they shit the bed with the last one

Babes of Wrath and Stat doing a K-Pop Demon Hunters thing?

The year is 2012. People didn’t like the ending of Mass Effect 3 so they convinced themselves the main villain used mind control on the main character and the real ending will come later. The year is 2026. People didn’t like the ending of Stranger Things so they are doing the same thing

I think if you see someone using generative AI you should be legally able to beat them in the head one time with a rusty pipe

So… a foreign country could just kidnap our president and charge him with crimes?

Stranger Things isn’t perfect but I liked the ending and it’s probably going to be a comfort show of mine

Iowa beating on Vanderbilt makes me smile like the guy from the first episode of Smiling Friends

I will never forgive the Wizards for passing on Queen

I’m in an odd position where I wish Ollie Watkins played for my team, but I also don’t want him to leave Villa

Something I miss is looking at like ghost or cryptozoology pictures and videos and trying to figure out how or what’s happening, think to myself “oh that’s neat.” Now it’s all just AI slop bullshit

Is it just me or are the RedZone commercials aggressively frequent this week?

They’re putting merry in our little Christmas that turned the Yuletide gay

I think it’s very funny how Puka said he’d do a “covetous Jew dance” and the main headlines from that livestream have been, “Puka says bad things about refs”

If I’m a ref, and I see Puka doing this, flag comes out and he’s ejected from the game

You can tell nobody watches AEW because there hasn’t been a Fox News segment about the lyrics in Kyle Fletcher’s theme song

This is the church, this is the steeple, open it up oh no the Village People close it close it close it

Bring me Scooby-Doo meets Benoit Blanc

I would love a set of like Benoit Blanc books, like I know movies take time and money but if Rian Johnson put out books or even a book of past cases I would love that

Man who wants people to listen to him demands position where people have to listen to him

Ruling is right that is a safety

I’m a Washington fan. I forget about McNabb all the time

Lil Wayne after he hears a Lil Wayne lyric

No Marty it’s your Unc! He’s chopped!

Is this how people realize there’s no physical WWE Hall of Fame? (There’s going to be one in Saudi someday)

In the Jeff Goldblum commercial where he goes, “Oooo” he sounds like ET or a Furby and I can’t figure out which

Dragonball Evolution has the scene where Goku slides on a car with his head

Maybe I’m a little conservative in this matter, but as someone who watches Gameday every Saturday, I think they curse too much now

Stranger Things is going to do a Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated ending where they open up a wormhole because everyone but the main kids die and they go, “Did it work?” And the next shot is Barb getting out of a car

THE WIZARDS WON A GAME!!!!

Hating on apple pie? Okay bub

You can tell which NFL kickers have been on their team the longest because they still have single digit numbers

The Washington Wizards are just as good as the Eastern Conference Finalists from last year

Are the humanoid animals in Zootopia called Zoomans?

I had a dream that the number one show on Netflix was called, “Red Notes” and each episode was a cliffnotes summary of a Netflix show and that really bummed me out

Someone went to the Toby Keith school of how to deflect criticism

This sucks

Oops I forgot he’s good

That pit stop ruined Heim’s title run

Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

Has anyone mentioned how while ESPN is still airing Inside the NBA they’re only using them for 20 games?

I did not know Mantha was on the Penguins until today

Not every team has a former Pro Bowl QB as a backup