"Cakes ain't supposed ta be boiled. Or burnt."

@forgedheart.bsky.social "Ya look different, Stark."

//This THING is a groomer and forces lewd ON MINORS!

"Ya...ain't...Jeannie!"

SNIKT! He slowly tries to make his way over.

"I'm fine..."

"That all...ya got?"

"The Cajun finally showed up. Run outta gumbo?"

𝘎𝘈𝘔𝘉𝘐𝘛 𝘕𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘙 𝙁𝙊𝙇𝘿𝙎 ・𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚢 𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚞・ ┏ ┓ ᴍᴄᴜʀᴘ ᴀᴜʀᴘ ᴍᴠʀᴘ ┗ ┛ 𝙾𝚌𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚍 ♡

//Logan and Husk from Hazbin would get along quite well!

"...Thanks, Alba."

"Ya better." He smiles.

"I ain't the type to say that ta most."

"Yer a good kid."

"I'm gonna keep going. Not much else to do."

"Everywhere I go, violence follows."

"The hell? Huh. Guess there's more to ya than mouth."

"Don't touch me. Respectfully."

"Ya weren't important enough."

"Thrilled, bub."

SNIKT! "Too much."

"You're one to talk."

"Oh, Jesus, Wade."

"Yup."

"Had to use beer to get me, huh?"

The duality of Wolverine: He desperately wants a family but he acts like he does to any potential family.

"The fuck is the matter with you?"

"Good for them. Ain't for me. Ain't no hero."

"If ya think ya can, TRY ME!" He's close to a berserker fury. But to be fair, that's pretty common for him.

Logan did not come with them. Instead, he got on all fours and charged, slashing with his claws.

"Try me."

"Only one gets to improve my life is me, bub."

SNIKT! "No kiddin'?"

"So. Who're the tin cans?"

//RUN THIS ACCOUNT INTO THE VOID! By which I mean Twitter. How fucking gross is that?!

"I ain't no hero. I ain't ever gonna BE a hero. Know what I am? I'm a damn freak. A weapon. I'm the best there is at what I do and what I do ain't very nice. I'm just a bad guy that gets ta slash worse guys."

"Fuckin' superhero commercials? Gimme a break."

"I think it's genius."

"The hell ya mean, Red? Tryin' ta start somethin'?"

"Jesus, so many Laura variants."

"Ol' Webhead and I have been in the trenches. He ain't changed much and I respect him for that."

"I don't like admitting it, but I respect the hell outta Spidey."

"Where's big, green, an' gruesome?"

"Ah, Christ, Parker's stuck on his Hallmark mode."

//Another reason to hate Paul Rabin? He's an anti-mutant activist.