"People are insane, Alba."

"Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. God made it last too long. That good enough for ya?"

"He hates everyone."

"I'm always like that."

"Interestin'."

// #Queekisms has nearly impeccable taste in wrestlers.

//Whole! Fucking! Show!

"Yeah?"

"Hnh."

"I don't care about nothin' cept protectin' my own."

"Don't care none about who ya are. If ya gotta be put down, I will."

//So, yeah, you EARN the right to get in Logan's DMs for anything yabai.

//Owls can't read your thoughts, Trevor, you're just being paranoid! The mailman isn't spying on you, Trevor, you're being paranoid! There's no society of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewers, Trevor, you're being paranoid!

//People get ONE warning with me.

#Trashmouth This thread is about one of the biggest mistakes that was ever created. This thing would come up on your muse and claim to know everything about them and force lewd on them, going straight into DMs.

"When ya put it like that, I see your point."

"Hnh. Goin' soft on me?"

"I gotta look good, right?"

"I'd fix a lotta problems in Raccoon City."

"Don't matter how big or bad ya are. I'll gut ya all the same. Ya wanna try me? TRY ME!"

"Maybe I ain't alone."

youtu.be/YL3xZlclE7E?... //Dayum!

//I think Logan would naturally be immune to the Resident Evil viruses. I know, I know, Marvel Zombies, but we're not talking about that.

"Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long."

"I ain't Mr. Personality."

"Love him too."

"Sure ain't talkin' about yer brother."

"Ol' Greenskin is back."

"Alba doesn't need to worry about me. Been doing fine before her."

Sniff sniff. "Magneto..."

"I ain't killed no one in a while."

@lastfuturesaiyan.bsky.social //Just a heads-up, this account has, like, 40 of these accounts that have the same kind of typing and have no effort put into them and they lewd kids. So block this worthless mutt.

"I ain't no rookie, kiddo. Been fightin' for centuries."

You could say Sol SNATCHED them?

Zaria should've fought harder for opportunities. Not Sol's fault she's so talented.

//Zaruca...

"Prime advice there. Ya ain't gotta start the fight, but if need be, ya damn sure gotta end it."

"Ya look like an eggplant."

"Fine. Wanna be like me? Find your killer instinct. Ya gotta be willing to do what's necessary to stay alive. Kill or be killed."

"Don't. Don't be like me, Alba. Be better." He was tired. Old. Angry. Sad. Why be like him?

"Yup."

"Best not to think about it."

"And a lot of lost loves."

He chuckles at her.

"Mind yer elders."

"I fought in the Revolutionary War, Civil War, World War 1, World War 2, Vietnam War, Korean War, and the damn Cold War."

"Kid, I've been alive for two hundred fucking years. I've seen REAL combat, ya purple-haired pup."

"Someone gettin' testy with Alba? Guess they got tired of livin'." SNIKT!