It’s crazy that we regularly put animals into last man and woman on earth scenarios to have them reproduce

My tits are not big enough for how many back problems I have

I’m having a bad day. I haven’t had breakfast and I really need to eat some pussy

I wanna go cruising at Ace’s Hardware

If you didn’t want me to be trans, why did you cut off half my penis?

What if I wore a bra with my tank top?

Academics really don’t know what’s happening with the rest of us huh

I think I find myself really funny and every so often I need to look back at things I said so that I can remember how much I enjoy my jokes

I woke up today like Kafka: everyone hates me

I need a toxic relationship. I want to write more poetry

Y’all lover girls aren’t even loving

Life really gave me a local when I needed an express

Hook me up with some pussy that smells like clean laundry

Hannah Baer needs to get an editor

How can I escape loser lesbian summer

Please don’t make me restart my instagram

I hate chess

Chromakopia and Duolingo is all I have left now

Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill is the most “I’m a lesbian and don’t know it”song I’ve ever heard

The way men touch things is gross. They shouldn’t have hands

every girl over 6 foot is morally obligated to be gay

Is the lesbian dance a thing?

Hozier’s voice soothes me in a way no one else can

It’s imperialist propaganda to believe that women in other country need to liberated into wage labor.

These beautiful gay baristas need to be stopped.

Movies are a million times better with Spanish subtitles

Imagine if our money had civil rights hero’s instead of slave owners

Imagine if our money was colorful

Imagine celebrating the first of July

I think a parliament might be cool. Maybe instead of congress? Maybe instead of 1776 we have 1867?

Every so couple months I download Grindr because I get scared I might be straight and every time I get angry by how stupid men look until I see a doll on there and I’m like ooh who’s she

Okay puss n boots with sick

The sexual tension between these two cats is crazy

Lesbians are so beautiful imma cry

Honestly I need a place where I can post my sluttier outfits and it not be weird.

Dating men is like paying an application fee for a shitty apartment

FYI if you compliment a girls shirt when she’s wearing a white tank top I know you just liked my tits

rented a creek to toss my enemies into. used to be in this country you could buy one

I think I should finally watch the new puss and boots

Imagine if I had contact

I don’t think femme tops are real.

Technology was a mistake

Real ones on here get my thirst traps #pinkskyPost

Nosotros, los de entonces, ya no somos los mismos

That’s it. I’m slutting out

the time of "let people enjoy things", "reach across the aisle", "everyone is valid" is over. now is the time of the Hater

Spanish got me memorizing conjugational endings like I’m studying latin

It’s crazy how many people I see on who talk about trans safety and protecting trans people, but don’t show up for the trans people in their lives

You poor woman, talking to a man