LinkedIn is a fucking train wreck. The literal embodiment of enshitification. The latest version of the app for this social *network* does not provide the ability to view your own *network*. What the fuck happened to technology in the last few months. God fucking damn.

See on Wednesday for Stockport, Dons! Fortunately, we’ll be playing a talentless team with literally *nothing* to play for! Yay!! #COYD #AFCWimbledon #SoMuchYikes #JustOneMorePoint

The answer to the question (that nobody asked) “why does Bishop always roll the ball out?”: We haven’t won a header since October. The answer to the inevitable follow-up question “is that a good tactic for a team that can’t hold the ball up?”: No. No it isn’t. #COYD #AFCWimbledon

It’s fine. We’re fine. Everything is fine. It’s not like the team in the last relegation place has the best goal difference and the best form of any team down there, while we have the worst. No Siree Bob! But don’t worry, Wombles! We “just need one more point”! 😶🔵 #COYD #AFCWimbledon #Yikes

From what I can work out, we have two corner routines: 1. 2 feet off the ground that doesn’t beat the first defender. 2. Waaaay too long and rolls out for a goal kick/throw on the far side. 😵

Uh oh.

Love Mikey and Rob on WDON, but “51 points should make us safe” is literal crazy-person talk. 😶🔵 #COYD #AFCWimbledon #IsHeHavingALaugh

I swear, if they gave out points for sideways and backwards passes, we’d have been promoted in January… 🟡🔵 BTNvWIM #COYD #AFCWimbledon

Morning/afternoon/evening World Wide Wombles! I feel like “must win game” is a massively overused saying in football. This is actually a must win game. 🟡🔵 BTNvWIM #COYD #AFCWimbledon

Got a POD copy of B1 In Search of the Unknown, so I could scribble faction stuff all over it (not doing *that* to my 1982 copy). Running my in-person group through this bad boy from next week! What was Mike Carr thinking labeling all the rooms with Roman Numerals? Psycho! #OSR #OSE #BX #OldSchool

How ya’ll doing, #Spurs fans? Everyone hanging in there? WHM 4-0 WOL

Well, I don’t know about you kids, but this feels like a two feckin cider Friday to me. #TwoCiderFriday #MakingItAThing

Ooooh! Just got my final invoice for #RevolutionTrains N Gauge ‘38 stock London Underground train! Cannot wait…

Trying to decompress after having my plans to return to the UK dented. On my second 8% hard cider and blasting some (pre-hairband) Whitesnake. How fucking good were Marsden and Moody on guitar? Fucking good. That’s how good. Why did they ever break that band up? Lunacy.

Err… We still need points to stay up, Dons. I know there is an injury crisis, but we need to grind out a couple of draws, if nothing else! We can’t just collapse! #SameOldWombles #HereWeGoAgain #AFCWimbledon

#ModelRail industry bods keep telling me the cost of making BR Blue DMU/EMUs is “very high”, which is why N Gauge has so few. Why? N carriages cost ~ £35. They’re basically boxes. How is sticking a motor and some pickups in those more expensive than a loco? 4-Car EMU s/b ~ £180. Listen to JL:

I won’t be able to watch the #AFCWimbledon game tomorrow. I have a meeting at work to find out why they reversed their decision a year ago to let me move with my current job to the UK this year. I year of planning and personal decisions gone for who knows what reason. I hate this place.

I’m sorry, I just don’t rate Bugiel. All he ever does is fall over and give away free kicks. He’s a bloody liability.

Lincoln take the lead against the run of play. LIN 1-0 WIM #AFCWimbledon

Yikes, if only we had one forward in form, I recon we’d have put this game to bed. 🟡🔵 #LINvWIM #AFCWimbledon #ByFarTheGreatestTeam

Right! 9:00AM here! I’ve got coffee and chocolate. It’s quiet at work. Let’s do this thing, Wombles! 🟡🔵 #LINvWIM #AFCWimbledon #Wombles

I can’t believe Google is advertising its ability to recognize songs from an audio file, as if Shazam didn’t exist in 2008!!!! Youd think they’d just invented faster-than-light travel, or something. God, I hate Big Tech. Fucking up literally everything, while pretending to be God. Wankers.

After wrapping up our 18-month McHack campaign, I’ll be running my group through module B1-In Search of the Unknown in Classic OSE. Having a blast stocking this thing with a few factions. I had forgotten about TSR’s “wall of text” approach to module writing though. Yikes. 😵‍💫 #OSE #D&D #OSR #TSR

Finally wrapped up an 18-month campaign using my #McHack rules. Over all, I’d say it was pretty successful. Lots to think about for when/if I update or create another ruleset. Now, onto B1: In Search of the Unknown, using #OSE Classic rules! #OSR #BX #3d6DownTheLine #7ClassicClasses #OldSchoolBaby

Baby monkey! Baby monkey! Riding on a pig, baby monkey! Baby monkey! Baby monkey! Backwards on a pig, baby monkey! Classic. Blows Baby Shark, out of the water, doesn’t it?

Watching a rerun of USA v Belgium (what can I say, it’s a slow sports day). The US is wearing white with red hoops (only visible from the front). Belgium is wearing white, with a subtle red pattern (only visible from the front). Question: When did refs stop insisting on non-clashing kits? Crazy

I think the score line flatters Stockport, to be fair. We haven’t played badly, just haven’t been clinical or had a bit of luck when needed. Keep this up for the rest of the season and we might beat our L1 record of 57 points. #STOvWIM #AFCWimbledon #WombleTiliDie

We’ll, this is going well 😬 #STOvWIM #AFCWimbledon

Post for my rail nerds: can anyone recommend good source books for photos and history of #LondonUnderground and/or #BritishRail around London in the late 70s/early 80s, for my next modeling project? Cheers. #NGauge #NScale #ModelRail #RailwayModeling #RailwayBooks #London

Hahaha!!!!! Barrel from 45 yards 🤣🤣🤣 What the heck am I even watching right now??? STL 3-1 REV #STLCity #MLS

STL 2-1 REV #STLCity #WhatInTheWorld

Lawd preserve us! A goal!! An actual goal!!! STL 1-1 REV Here we come, MLS Cup!!!! 😬

STL 0-1 REV. We seem to have conceded a goal. I’d act surprised, but two minutes ago they played the kind of simple ball through us that I was taught how to defend when I was twelve. Our defenders acted like they had been undone by the soccer equivalent of Gary Kasparov. #SameOldSTL #STLCity #FFS

Right. It’s time for my weekly ritual of footballing self-flagellation. What could possibly go wrong this week? #STLvREV #STLCity #MLS #HereWeGoAgain

How in the world is that not handball from Bass!? Fair play to the Ref, he’s let the game flow, but that was hand ball. 🟡🔵 #WIMvPET #AFCWimbledon #COYD

Ten minutes to go. Big effort, Wimbledon! I still recon this would be a good point. 🟡🔵 #WIMvPET #AFCWimbledon

Been coming for a while. #WIMvPET

Really need to make this pressure count. Posh look all at sea. Come on Wombles! 🟡🔵 #WIMvPET #UpAndAtEm #WeAreWombles #AFCWimbledon

Woohooo!!!! Johnson! 1-0 to the Wimbledon! Too hot for Posh! #WIMvPET #AFCWimbledon #BOOM

Pretty good ten minutes without actually getting on the score sheet. Keep it going, Dons! 🟡🔵 #WIMvPET #AFCWimbledon

Think I would be happy with a draw today. We definitely need to nip this slide in the bud. I think we just need four or five points to be safe. 🟡🔵 #COYD #WIMvPET

Yeah. I should probably just shut up now. WIM 2-3 LEY 🟡😱🔵 #SameOldWombles #AFCWimbledon

Cracking game so far. Hopefully we can keep the momentum, score a 3rd, and put this Orient team to the sword. 🟡🔵 #WIMvLEY #COYD #Yellow&BlueArmy

Beeching: “Railways are totally unsustainable and a drain on the country! Look at all these branch lines no one uses (since we manipulated the timetables to make them unusable). Also, my boss has a lot of shares in Ford. So, there’s that…” 35 years later:

We’ve reached peak kit madness in MLS. #STLCity in a gold and black “Tina Turner” number to play #LAFC in their home black and gold. They’re not even different shades, it’s an exact match. I remember when Sunday League refs would make us change shorts or socks that matched the opponent’s shirt. 🟡⚫️

Sorry, America, but Pie Day is actually 22nd of July (for those around the world who write the date the correct way round.) You’re welcome. #TheRealPieDay

A wonderful spring afternoon at the Laumeier Sculpture Park, St Louis, MO. #PublicArt #Sculpture #Spring

I have to admit that seeing AI art on any RPG product turns me away. Partly it is because I side fully with the creative folks whose livelihoods are being eradicated, but it also breaks my immersion. I’d much rather see *your* crap art than some AI crap art. It’s just not interesting. #OSR #TTRPG

Wow. That escalated quickly. WIM 4-1 BPL 🟡🔵 I recon we are almost safe. Maybe start looking for a cheeky playoff push..? #WIMvBPL #AFCW #WombleTilIDie

What’s up, World-Wide Wombles! Let’s ‘ave it! 🟡🔵 #WIMvBLA #FortressPloughLane