Where's my favorite mean girl @ruspugs2.bsky.social ?

So what did McConnell say about Graham's passing?

It's 98° and my boobs are drowning.

Timothy Oliphants smile is a panty dropper.

It's so freaking hot my boob sweat has boob sweat.

I remember a world where political parties didn't hide whether a Senator was alive or dead because it might hurt their party. Geezus I cannot express strongly enough how much I fucking hate what is going on in our country.

Pacific Power just called and woke me up to say my power that I didn't know was out because I was asleep had been restored.

I just had a 20 minute sexual encounter with Mitch McConnell and there's a reason they call him turtle boy.

I'm saving all my celebrating for a certain funeral 🪦

"Happy" 4th of July is a bit of a stretch 🎆

My favorite part of summer is when I sneeze my head off and eat antihistamines like tic tacs.

I found the gown I'm going to wear to Travis and Taylor's wedding

Found him 🦒

Seriously tho how do you lose a fucking giraffe?

Does this new bikini look ok?

Beaver is a city in Utah I said with a smile.

No one won a prize. Yet again.

The first person who cooks me dinner wins a prize!

Am I the only one who thinks this building is hideous?

I'm watching this show filmed during the pandemic. It's a reminder what a shit show we lived through because some folks just couldn't wear a face mask. Good gawd.

Got dammit. I killed my lawn and I have no idea how to fix it or what it will cost. And I'm buying groceries a week at a time hoping to make it. Is America great again yet? Are these the golden years cuz they suck.

Does being a trillionaire make you less douchy? Just wondering...

Liars who continue to lie when the absolute truth is in their face are the scariest people on Earth.

I've lived in Utah my whole life and watching Mormons melt down because someone says they're not Christians is just a small gift from God.

I love her so much #Tonys

Despite my lower back pain, I just threw together a pan of chicken enchiladas. Please clap 👏

Notice! When they go low we go high is over. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

What the skin between your scrotum and anus looks like

Someone willingly married Donald Trump Jr. Mental illness presents in many forms.

One of these days he'll be gone and won't monopolize every second of our every day. Geezus christ I can't wait.

I want reparations for putting up with that fucking orange menace for 10 years. Where's my money? How do I get paid?

I have everything we need to make tacos ~ me, flirting

No Rod I do not want your body and I do not think you're sexy.

I'm depressed. Make me laugh please.

So if you attacked the Capital on January 6th you can now get paid? Someone talk me out of turning into an evil asshole quick!

Today is my birthday and all I want is for that orange menace to die 🎂🎈🥳

How did I just spend 100 bucks on groceries and not have anything in my fridge or cupboards?

Why are conservatives/Republicans always such victims? Why are they always so hurt or outraged or WHY-I-NEVER?!? Honest. To. Gawd.

Of all the shows I will never watch The Apprentice is at the top of the list.

Everything is stupid. The End.

The image that pops up when you Google what to wear to abduct someone and throw them into a van

Whoever came up with putting commercials in streaming services needs their ass beat.

I'll admit. I stole this lol

Imagine being pulled from a well just to be charged with domestic disturbance 39 years later.

Me tracking my FedEx package in real time

*muting "justin bieber"*

People who do not do dirty deeds do not have people bringing up their dirty deeds. It's that simple.

In the spirit of Melania I would like to announce I have never cheated on a boyfriend, never took the Lord's name in vain and I don't enjoy the smell of my own farts.