Of all the shows I will never watch The Apprentice is at the top of the list.

Everything is stupid. The End.

The image that pops up when you Google what to wear to abduct someone and throw them into a van

Whoever came up with putting commercials in streaming services needs their ass beat.

I'll admit. I stole this lol

Imagine being pulled from a well just to be charged with domestic disturbance 39 years later.

Me tracking my FedEx package in real time

*muting "justin bieber"*

People who do not do dirty deeds do not have people bringing up their dirty deeds. It's that simple.

In the spirit of Melania I would like to announce I have never cheated on a boyfriend, never took the Lord's name in vain and I don't enjoy the smell of my own farts.

Reminiscing about the time they DIDN'T hold a press conferences to denounce ties with Epstein

You sang along with this didn't you

Add Alex Jones to the list of fuckers who will never get a pass. I mean, good for you that you've finally woke up, I guess. But you'll never be forgiven. These MAGA people need an albatross hung around there necks.

Turned the furnace off. No need to turn on the AC. My favorite time of year.

Of all the things that piss me off Marjorie Taylor Greene acting as the voice of sanity & civility when she has been a co-conspirtor in this madness for the past ten years. She needs to stfu and sit the fuck down!

I need to find my people

You're in hell and Nancy Grace narrates your every move 24/7.

I've never hated an episode of Survivor more in my life! Just rename the show to random stars come to the island and hog the time in the show.

I just watched the first 10 minutes of MELANIA. She made her way from Mara a lago to trump Tower with Gimme Shelter & Billy Jean as the soundtrack and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What were people expecting from Timothee Kardashian.

They'd never fire Gayle King. She's an astronaut.

You always remember when a star arrives and in 2003 I remember Michael B Jordon starting on All My Children. I'm so happy for him.

Apparently I'm the only chick on this planet that doesn't find the Heated Rivalry dudes attractive. My deepest apologies

Welp. I'm at the age that if I want to really concentrate on something I'm reading I have to turn down the TV volume. Not many days left.

You sang along with this didn't you

I will be watching The State of The Union address because it's always been a dream of mine to die a slow, painful death.

I'm starting to feel left out of The Blizzard Of 2026 hitting the east coast. Kinda like an inside joke everyone gets except you.

Why yes this is ice cream I'm eating for breakfast. The spirit of the pandemic hasn't left me.

To many good people have passed lately while some really fucked up criminals just go on lurking about. This is why I stopped believing in karma.

Kinda stunned at how quickly Eric Dane passed after just announcing his diagnosis. I just watched season 2 of Euphoria and he was delightful. So sad for his family & friends.

They arrested Andrew on his birthday

Some people are saying "If you're not talking about the Epstein files you just don't care about these people being exposed." That is a lie. As a woman who survived childhood molestation I am actively avoiding everything about this nightmare. I'm protecting my mental health and my soul.

Does it bother anybody else that people are saying because James Van Der Beek and his wife were trump supporters you shouldn't mourn him? I'm not a fan of the dude but I feel all sorts of compassion for his six children. But maybe that's because my dad passed when I was young. Geezus people.

My ring camera.

Why are people giving Kid Rock so much shit? He's just a child.

I will block you if you reply "source please" to anything posted. We have Google for gawd sacks. You don't need to doubt out loud no more.

If people could just stop being stupid that would be great.....

The media focusing more attention on Gates and Andrew in regards to Epstein is journalism malpractice. Clinton got a blow job in the Oval and Congress would not let it go!

Um the shit hitting the fan for Andrew, Elon & the felon president in regards to Epstein is so fucking delicious.

So when does the president step down after being named in the Epstein files? Congress is on this right now preparing to remove the pedophile president right? Don't make me pull out "if this were Obama or Biden...."

My toxic trait is getting caught grabbing my food in the proof of delivery photo from door dash every single time

I have a very sore throat, a headache and I could use a hug. Or a shot of whiskey.

The "Not In The Epstein Files" Club

You know, if the black women would have won we wouldn't have to hear about all the depraved shenanigans of the current president and his pedophile pals. There's been more shared today about that disgusting orange menace than I ever wanted to know.

I just finished watching "Melania" and my favorite part is when Dorothy throws the bucket of water on her.

I'm so sick of hearing about trump and his perverted friends. I'm not gonna make it 3 more years.

Oh hey thanks 2026. I've been feeling like I need a good cry.

Alan Cumming is thee most fabulous human being alive and I will not be taking any questions.

All the socks you lose doing laundry are hiding out in Melania theaters.