The fuck do you mean she's your 'wife.' I don't care that you're in a committed, loving relationship. I'm abducting you into my harem of sissy bimbo femboy jizzdumpster fuck toys, and this bitch needs to get it through her head that you're meant for my fat hag cock!!

Image your futa bullies knocking up your sister in exchange for not beating you up on college campus anymore

It's honestly transphobic that this doesn't happen every time I win at video games. Like video games should be more realistic, you know? What's the point of all these cutting edge graphics if I'm not a hulking abomination in the eyes of God going balls deep in femboy bussy?

you would think with all this pineapple I've been eating that my cum would be tastier

You don't mind that your mom started dating again so soon after the divorce, but did she really have to start dating a brat the same age as you? And have constant bed breaking sex so loud that it echoes through the entire house while you're trying to sleep?

Do you think we disappoint chasers?

On the one hand, I love seeing my shy, self-conscious, and insecure about her cock bestie turn into a fuck stud with two bimbo baby mamas at her beck and call… But on the other hand, do they have to be such bullies while giving her a confidence boost??? 😵‍💫😭🥵

POV: Your busty bimbo waifu crushes getting cosplayed by literal goon fuel and about to cuck you by letting your futa bff go balls deep in all of their holes until she makes a sticky mess (they're desperate to get knocked up)

Cute goth girl at the gas station who is somehow taller than 6'2" me: Hi hi. How's it going. Me, buying two mike's harder lemonade: Done with work! Her: Nice! I got another four hours. Me: I hope it goes smoothly! Her: Awh. Thank you! ... Me, later that night, realizing how badly I fumbled:

Your God had to cast me out of heaven to make it fair for the other side. Wake up, Dumbass. You've just been recruited for the forces of hell in the eternal war against heaven. Welcome To The New Extreme

God you know it's not that I'm opposed to running a smut discord server dedicated to me, it's just a matter of how the hell do I age verify everyone.

Mommy is bored. Ask her any question you want down below and she'll answer you honestly.

it's wild to think that as a 39yo milf hag, I'm a bare minimum a decade (10+) older than anyone in their 20s. In a lot of cases I'm old enough to be their legit mom irl. So many are in my DMs begging me to be their new mom. It's crazy how hard that makes me. 😵‍💫🥵

Fat Girl who’s bloated, low hanging, positively churning balls groan and growl louder than her stomach.

Creative writing

I lowkey miss being in college and having all the free time in the world to relentlessly goon my fat pillar of alpha girl dick supremacy. To all you younger gooners out there, make sure you enjoy this time in your life. It'll never come again, so enjoy it for all its worth!

Mom who’s self conscious about how much chub is spilling over in one of the bikinis she used to wear back in her modeling days Vs Son who just had his spank bank filled for a month without his mother knowing

Is there anything sadder than discovering a new artist that you really like and then seeing they haven't uploaded anything in 1+ year? Where did you go, mysterious stranger? Do you know that even now, divorced by time, you still have managed to touch the soul of another?

Imagine it's your first day as a ranch hand and you get assigned to milk the cows, except there's one particularly ornery old heifer that spits in your mouth and calls you her sissy bitch and how she's going to be the one milking you of all your cum by bullying your prostate. #goon #furry #hentai

Hero girl defeating girl villain via power of girl dick is one of the best hentai tropes imo. Sure villain corruption is super hot, but sometimes the power of friendship really boils down to slamfucking the needy pussy of some villainous bitch until they cum their brains out!

You thought you had really scored when you hit it off with the cute lesbian couple at the bar. I mean who wouldn't want to fuck two hot lesbians? What you weren't expecting was for them to have huge fat cocks and to use your mouth to empty their balls instead!

In case you were wondering who my spirit animal is, it's 100% Hinata Hyuuga from Naruto. She deserves to have a huge fat massive cock between her legs, don't you agree?

Imagine how a night at the lesbian bar gloryhole would go

Another trip down boomer hentai memory lane for a futanari hentai that was very formative for me during my college years. "I want to be a girl with a dick who is a top and also fucks other girls!!" Spent so many years wishing I could be that girl before I decided to become her!

Rule 34 I can appreciate your trend towards inclusivity, but when I search the futa_on_female tag I expect dick girls fucking girls without dicks. I do not expect dick girls fucking dick girls. It is throwing me off.

You know it's always surprising to me that Soul Calibur never really went anywhere as a fighting game. The babes in it were were the hottest growing up, and it was always fun watching Ivy's outfit slowly evolve into dental floss as the games went on.

This might be the most boomer milf opinion imaginable, but after switching back over to a gasket keyboard I think mechanicals are super overrated and there's no real reason to pay stupid premiums.

Mommy monster animal girl tier list

Dickgirl idol locked into a public reverse gloryhole as an apology effort after getting caught going on a date. (She was actually meeting up with her brother, but the her agent told her “all press is good press” and that this will get her more media attention)

Boys like you are built for sticky plap sex with hot hag milfs like me. I'm going to bully your prostate with my fat futa dick until your cute little sissy clitty is leaking a hands free orgasm. Why goon when you can have mommy fuck the orgasms out of you~

Moreso than any other factor, the de-silo-fication of compartmentalized individual communities that must be sought out into one massive conglomerated malaise of an infinite scroll For You has done irrevocable damage to society. This thought brought to you by AO3 tags.

How can you say you love Mommy unless your pupils turn into cute little heart shapes when you're sucking my cock? How else is Mommy supposed to know that you really, really love her and how she absolutely destroys your gag reflex with her fat pillar of hag dick meat? 🥹🥹🥹

If you're not worshipping mommy like this then don't bother. I have more than enough rabid gooners in my dms begging to give me a tongue bath and slurp up my mommy hag milf sweat~

Mom who learns about hentai from her pervert daughter, and becomes an even bigger megafan than her, replacing the tasteful paintings on the living room walls with commissioned porn of her and her daughter, and the little knickknacks on the mantle with tig-biddy anime figurines.

Something I just realized is that like. There's legitimately nothing stopping me from bullying cuties and stealing their virginities. Awh you're a poor loser shut in? You're a chaste religious type saving yourself for marriage? Nope. I'm claiming your virginity. It's mine now.

You're so worried about trying to take every inch of Mommy's massive hag cock. Don't you worry about it for a second though. Mommy is going to make sure that you take every single inch down your throat so Mommy can pump her backed up cum right into your stomach~

shoutouts to my roommates who I share a wall with having to listen to me say the most unhinged stuff for this caption I'm recording. the fact that they put up with my horny ass is both a mystery and a blessing.

"There's something bothering me about this story... That's it! This lesbian scifi story doesn't have psionic powers!"

You should huff the armpits of a 6'2" hag milf mommy futanari old enough to be your mother. There's nothing humiliating about worshipping her pits as you huff and snort away at that sweaty crevice while you goon her fat fuckpipe and call her Mommy~

You don't mind a bit of chub to your trans futanari hag mommy milfs, do you? Sometimes I get self concious about being 6'2" with a bit of belly that's really noticeable so I get super self concious. You would still love mommy regardless, right?

Story time!!! MMO Companion that is a level 9999 hag futa succubus NPC gf that constantly drains your levels and keeps you stuck at level 1 but she one click deletes all post post end game content for you.

Okay sure you say you wanted to give Mommy a blow job, but what you weren't expecting was for Mommy to go full feral monster fuck beast as she ruthlessly rutted your face with her titanic throbbing fuckspire of 39yo hag cock until your gag reflex was obliterated!

You and me in the hotel room the morning of the anime convention as we get ready for our couple cosplay idea but i'm getting rock hard and you're trying to convince me that we'll be late if we fuck now (you're failing to convince me) ((bigger dick diplomacy))

You shouldn't get mad at your girlfriend for letting her throat get stretched out by a hag milf old enough to be her mother. You always thought it would be hot if your girlfriend got with another girl. Now you can't stop fantasizing of taking her place!

I'm a milf mommy hag and sometimes I get the transfeminine urge to empty my balls inside a girl young enough to be my daughter and turn them into a glorified jizz dumpster onahole whose only purpose is to take my oversized throbbing pillar of milf mommy hag dick~

Imagine your girlfriend getting framemogged by a hag milf older than both your and your GF's age put together. Might as well give it up and let her start a polycule with both of you becoming her dick pets built for worshipping her fat slab of mommy cock~

mommy lied the vitamin d does not stand for fat girl dick time for you to come outside and touch grass don't yank on your leash and be a good puppy and follow mommy

Once again I would like to reiterate how transphobic it is that I'm forced to transition into a girl and not a pastel pony fuck stud with a titanic throbbing pillar of horse dick begging me to slamfuck it into the nearest tight hole I can find

Imagine you bring home your GF from college but your literal futanari hag mom framemogs you and steals her away and cracks her right in front of you while there's nothing you can do about it. It's not your fault that your GF is in her hagmaxing milfpilled era and you're a beta~

You vs The girl she tells you not to worry about. It's not your fault that your tiny pathetic average dick can't compare to an IRL futanari fuckspire! Try not to take it too personally that you lost another hot babe to a hag milf bitch old enough to be your Mother~