Proof that I actually do own clothing

Mornings like this >>>

That mirror placement tho... #TheyKnewExactlyWhatTheyWereDoing

Me, 🏳️‍🌈: Thank you for the suggestion, but I will be doing neither of those things

Evidence indicates I still exist.

At the farmers market, and being as how it's bleepin' hot, there's lots of hotties in spandex making me wish* it were socially acceptable to ask for permission to spank 'em. * Dgmr, I understand and, frankly, agree with it not being socially acceptable to do so. But like...

Tfw this mirror makes my ass look good #TellMeImFuckableThenShowMeYouMeanIt

Roses are red, booty is bare, seems like my ass, is up in the air

Going on a little hike...

This seems fitting for a first post. Good luck fitting it anywhere else 😏