cuddling up to and coiling a balloonie wolverine three times my size and getting squeaky nibbles all over and big rubbery claws dragging noisily along my taut latex,,,

pulled two hours of overtime to Solve Problems and keep the boss I like from getting screamed at and written up by -his- boss and then gave a coworker a long ass emergency ride home I feel like I just drove home from a con and I think I would like go kit mode for a trillion years now please thanks

every day, my lust for a peavey T-60 grows

went out for a smoke break at work and hit a mentholated vape in 10 degree weather and

I need to make out with the king gizz petrodragon and have him squish me like he squishes the tanks

puppy is doing well, energy and health and executive function are returning, chores and projects are getting caught up on, work is actually staffed, woozle can Breathe a lil

bumper sticker on my car that reads "my stoned growlithe is smarter than your honor student"

tail knots <3 tail knots that are tiny compared to the rest of the balloonie and with a bit of bulging behind them to show how full and tight they are <3333333

sorry I didn't get all this freight ran boss I was too busy daydreaming about grinding on balloonie mustelid boys

walked by my bosses having a meeting on the floor and one of them turned and said "Zeke, never lose your happy." I think I feel and look like absolute shit lately, but my life still rocks and I love my puppy and family and friends so much. Apparently I'm still beaming without even realizing it :03

oughh new puscifer slaps. never knew I needed to hear carina and maynard croon "bunghole" like that

Drop out of life with marten in hand Follow the dooks to the weasel-filled land

LIKE ALL POOLTOYS, YOU SQUEAK AND YOU SQUIRK BUT YOU HAVE NO GURAMBAAA

work radio played fucking Live and Learn, followed by Move Along by AAR, and then finally Learning to Fly (from the floyd album no one but me likes) and basically I exploded

mannn not gonna lie, some of the sexiest custom pooltoy projects are goin on right now sdhgfhhdsfjk

perpetually tempted to blast Ollie with the permanent middlespace-ification beam

horny oversized weasel toy‼️

ever keep discovering songs by a specific band and thinking they fuck each time but then when you look up the artist you kinda clutch your pearls and think "oh huh maybe I shouldn't be listening to this"

DOOK: Coiling Kalamazoo

oh to be a long, curvy, drum-tight balloonie pine marten with a latexy blimp of tail longer and girthier than I am,,,

ollie's plump kangy ass in booty shorts that read "thylacine bait"

His permagrin and optimism: gone

ough

trying to decide if squeezing streams in before or after work is the plan when I wanna go live outside my days off. Leaning towards before, both require starting a lil out of my comfort zone

work is so extremely funny, I've never felt so appreciated while being called so many slurs

mine paws HORT

got told I'm actually turning 2.7 last night in VRC and still can't stop thinking about it

discovered the creator of my childhood video game obsession is himself obsessed with shirō masamune and a certain flavor of mecha and scifi anime and it makes me so happy country boy thylacines can have a little mechsploitation, as a treat

FINALLY some time off and puppy is home and car is running better than new, happy (and well-rested) woozle also BIRTHDAY IN A WEEK awawawawa

they changed my schedule on me and I wasn't supposed to have today off AAAAA I was gonna stream and do all kinds of stuff I have a couple days right before my birthday off so expect return of woozle at least by the 26-27th. Ideally shorter pre-work streams daily-ish will be the norm

so, so, so dog dang in love with a growlithe who brightens my life in countless ways and makes it worth living

pallet jack jockey weasel got told they'd make foreman in a year. anime subplots continue to unfold in the ocean of osha violations i just wanna stream and not guilt myself into hours of overtime awawawawa

zeke peekweasel :03

There's a weasel just behind me Stealing every egg I make Making every bird nest empty Pointing webby bappers at me

My foreman is my wario but in a cool and funny way and he added me on steam and discord to tell me I'm killing it on the floor, aaa :03

There is a nonzero chance my new boss will appear on my stream at some point and I am not joking. The past week has been the funniest fucking series of events I've experienced in a long time

Oughhh I kinda love my new job??? I'm working out and sorting shit and my brain is very satisfied and stimulated. Streams will return soon, just figuring out my health and schedule and the like

My old job just hired me back without even interviewing me and I feel real good today :///3

Heading home tomorrow. I wanna be with this growlithe forever ;;

zeke sleepweasel

I'm so happy that I get to see my favorite band with my favorite growlithe tomorrow aaa <3

www.twitch.tv/squeakyZeke Live!! it's my AFFILIATE ANNIVERSARY!! Thank you for everything <3 gonna play some VotV and chill before I leave to see my partner

Howdy friends, I'm really nervous about making a post like this and I know a lot of folks are struggling, but I'm scared and need a lil help getting going. If you've got a sec just to listen and pass this and my kofi around, I'd be a very very appreciative weaseltoy <333 ko-fi.com/squeakyzeke

www.twitch.tv/squeakyZeke Live! Chilling in the pines for Woozle Wednesday

www.twitch.tv/squeakyZeke Live! More Voices of the Void, cleaning up the woods before friends arrive!! New updates awawawa

www.twitch.tv/squeakyZeke Live! Checking out recent Voices of the Void updates, celebrating affiliate anniversary week since I'll be traveling again soon!!

Thank you all for your patience with me as I continue to deal with health stuff. My affiliate anniversary is coming up real soon, but I probably won't be around for it as I'm visiting my partner <3 gonna be streaming a ton this week to make up for it and help pay for food and meds

www.twitch.tv/squeakyZeke Live!! I've been so incredibly sick (and not from con crud) but it's time for short lil minecraft stream before dinner

www.twitch.tv/squeakyZeke Live!! Treeferret Tuesday!! More craftin'