Finally seeing the bf tomorrow night after what seems like an eternity. He suggested I hold my load for a good few days, but now I’m so insatiably horny I can barely concentrate on anything else 🥵

Petition for it to be National Underwear Day every day.

A busy week in the after-hours kitchen, with three delish cakes for various birthday and work celebrations!

New product range found at the local Bunnings

Thank you, Victorian Liberals, for providing such a wonderful belated Christmas Present brb, just making some popcorn www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...

I love test cricket so much

Off to Perth tomorrow for the weekend, and have bid for a business upgrade solely so I have more room (and privacy) to work on the flight 🙃🥲

I always deep-dive on very particular, sometimes a little niche artists or albums. Pretty sure Cody has topped my Wrapped for the last three years

iOS feature request: different ‘recently used’ emojis during work focus so no one accidentally sees this. My colleagues deserve to live in ignorant bliss and keep assuming I’m an innocent angel 😇

So after acknowledging that we will persevere through a month between visits, the boy and I have now booked not one but two short trips to see each other in between! 🥰 (ngl, the bank account is getting far more action than I am right now)

There’s a special place in the fires of hell for people who play music through a Bluetooth speaker in an open-plan office

A story in four parts.

She clearly didn’t see the beautiful rainbow flag in my profile 😂

Tired and drunk is a really dangerous combo