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On and on and on the immortal wildebeest clatters. avi by FroVo and header by Doc Hackenbush
if it wasn't for the fact that their very existence is itself unbridled hubris against the gods, birds should probably have made it into outer space by now
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i begin typing on an old typewriter, "a werewolf is steering a submarine" but then stop. i crunch up the paper and throw it in the fire. the world isn't ready yet for Captain Harry McHowls, the submarine pilot who is secretly a werewolf hiding from the moon
over 2 years ago
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ME: goodnight honey WIFE: goodnight EVIL BULLFROG THAT LIVES UNDER OUR BED: *angry ribbit ribbit* BOTH OF US (in unison): goodnight evil bullfrog *happy ribbit ribbit*
over 2 years ago
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[after robots take over] *drones crash into my kitchen* ME: [mouthful of ham] whobithrayed me? *fridge starts laughing* BUT U WERE MY FABRIT
over 2 years ago
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It's Abby. Yep.
over 2 years ago
Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos
over 2 years ago
[1633 Vatican] State your full name “Galileo Galilei” Galileo Galilei? ♫I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me♫ *cardinals just go nuts*
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Think you know guilt? *takes long drag on cigarette* I'm the wildebeest who killed Mufasa. *exhales* I hear Simba's screams every night.
over 2 years ago
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[Wildebeest orbiting the earth in a spacesuit, uselessly kicking its legs madly every time a really grassy part comes into view]
over 2 years ago
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An immortal wildebeest clatters throughout the ages. He has always clattered. He will be forever clattering. On and on and on he clatters.
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