Right then… thoughts on UK’s Eurovision entry?

Also me getting on a train like this after Holi shows how unserious I am

Both my sisters have two young children under 5 and have been complaining about not getting enough sleep. This morning, I sent them my sleep data from last night. I’m going to hell.

Really though, he will have had ample opportunity to discard of any evidence so I’d be surprised if they find anything in their searches

Honestly, I would absolutely love to see the police arrive at Buckingham Palace with a search warrant

What really irks me is when journalists say shit like “this is a really difficult time for the royal family”… I’m sure it is difficult for them to be protected by power and cushioned with wealth whilst sitting in an actual castle. What an injustice and an insult to the real victims.

The police arresting Andrew on his birthday though

I’m hoping that the reason why the arrest of Andrew took so long is because the police were building a huge and strong case against him

Who’s seen Wuthering Heights then? 👀

Workout done… time to watch the America’s Next Top Model documentary on Netflix

Also this is my first week of low calorie/high protein diet… I’m assuming that’s why I didn’t get any chocolates for valentines.

Does this qualify for #mcm?

Quiet day at work.. time to delve into the new Charli XCX soundtrack album for Wuthering Heights

Also, sorry but this moment from the Bad Bunny performance was sooo hot 🥵

Just another reason to not vote Reform (not that I needed one)

With all the drama unfolding Westminster, I hope we don’t take our eyes off Andrew

Friend: how many times have you watched the Bad Bunny performance? Me: yes.

Ngl… I was getting bored of this season of the traitors but tonight’s episode has me hooked again!

Also I can’t access my DMs on here because I got locked out of my email account and its taking ages for them to verify and update a new email address… apologies if you’ve messaged

Day 2 back after the break and I just wish I had the confidence of those guys who have an Amazon wish list in their bio 😭😂

Looks pretty, feels chilly

Before heading back to work tomorrow, I’ve just been reminded that Iceland trialled a four day working week with very positive results 👀

Had to avoid social media to dodge traitors spoilers 😭 Caught up this morning and think this cohort might actually be THE WORST set of traitors ever

Thoughts? 👀🍄‍🟫 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Only one episode in of the new season of the traitors and we’ve already got incredible meme content ✨

Managed to regain access to my account. Happy New Year ✨

[455249-rainy-spring-day]

Anybody else get ASMR from packing away your work laptop on a Friday afternoon?

Still can’t believe I finally managed to see one of my favourite Bollywood playback singers over the weekend 🥹🥰♥️ Kavita Krishnamurti’s voice live was insane

Chai Tea 💀

“Most young people are in favour of turning the U.K. into a dictatorship according to a deeply worrying study” 🌚

Logging into work on a Monday morning and having to go through all the verification methods, the junk email, spend time sifting through which emails are actually meant for you and the ones you’ve just been CC’d on as part of a team and then seeing your calendar of meetings of the week

Some people use Grindr for external validation, I use Microsoft Teams ✨ Bring on the weekend

I’m celebrating making it to the end of another week by blasting “ICH KOMME” at 5pm on the dot.

After watching how brutal that was for Freddie, I have decided that I can not apply to be on #TheTraitors If I had to endure that much heat, only to be used as a scapegoat in the last minute, my final words would not pass BBC Censorship. I’ll ‘see you next Tuesday’ Charlotte 🤬

Winning at work 🥰

3am last night, had a nightmare that I was getting attacked by a wasp and it started to crawl into my ear. So I slapped myself on the ear really hard to try and kill the wasp. Except I ended up slapping myself for real and that’s how I woke myself up.

Freddie to Minah about who he thinks is a traitor: #TheTraitors

I know we’ve got another episode of #TheTraitors today but is anybody else not feeling it as much as other seasons? Has the novelty wore off, is the gameplay bad or is it just Joe?

Good morning to everyone, especially the Bishop that had the guts to call Trump out on his discriminatory thoughts at his own event

🏋🏾

Kamala Harris looking at Trump say “the golden age of America begins now”

Personally, I think Beyoncé should just drop her announcement today, to steal the limelight and give us all something positive to celebrate

Also, no shade but the fact that they have to keep using the words “peaceful transfer of power” says a lot about America and its politics

Not condoning violence but Elon Musk really does have such a slappable face

Second week in the new job and I have a bunch of calendar invites for meetings with people I don’t know using acronyms I don’t understand to discuss projects I’ve never heard of 🙃

It’s giving “Hi my name is Matthew and I’m calling about your broadband”

Todays lazy Sunday afternoon film: The Simpsons Movie 🍩

Elon Musk: From MAGA to MEGA (Make Europe Great Again) Me: