My moots gotta stop being so much cooler than me. (Jk, I love it)

Just stop and enjoy.

Hit legs with Indy.

POV: you’re watching peak with your son.

I don’t know if I’ve been hesdbutted by my kids more in the face or my crotch. Either way: pain.

Staying up like a cool kid. Getting through some games, catching up on peacemaker, and I’m on my second Coke zero. Don’t worry, I’m not driving.

Looking at my gaming set up the second I walk into my house

“What’s your ideal relationship?” Me: whatever this is

Been listening to Rainbow Kitten Surprise and the killers while I got a pump in before the workday. Please play a game and think of me this morning.

Dopamine maxing.

I’ve literally scoured through my game library, searched through TV show shows and movies, or tried to find a book while thinking, “I just want to feel good,” the entire time.

How it feels to wear a sick pair of shoes at the gym.

I ate chips and queso. It was life changing. That is all.

Expanding on my post from yesterday, in order for me to buy Borderlands 4, I’m making myself play through Borderlands 3 and Tina’s Tiny Wonderland. This is my reward system for getting through my backlog.

If you see this, post a concert pic you took. Lord Huron 😎 🤠

The gamer and the game.

All gas. No brakes today.

I’m now making myself finish 2 games on my backlog before I get a new game. Like a reward. I will stick to the plan. First world problem.

It always cracks me up when people at the gym try to use the amount of weight they lift to get attention. Especially when they think people will be attracted to it. Anyway, I can hip thrust 405lb in sets of 10.

It’s almost beard and sweater season.

“I like spider-man” “Super man is the coolest.” Me:

Serving brunch in my Indiana Jones sweater for the rainy day

I didn’t get to game this morning. But this is better.

Mocktails and grub

Going into my weekend I know 3 things for tonight 1. I’m going to listen to the Foo Fighters all the way home. 2. I’m gonna have a really good dinner. 3. I’m going to work through (and probably add to) my gaming backlog Good times going to be had. Have a good rest of your weekend!

I’m at work. Please game in my name.

Me trying to decide what unplayed game to uninstall to make room for a new game I also don’t have time to play. Then repeat weekly

Tbh, what a lineup. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 🍿 🎥

You ever been so tired you want to fight something? But like nap too? I don’t know what I’m saying on this one.

Two pump sessions in less than 14 hours

I generally try to think I’m a big, strong, and brave person. But I cannot play a horror game without someone next to me: I’m a huge whoosie with these games. BUT I WANT TO SO BAD BECAUSE THEYRE SO COOL

I can already tell I’m gonna have a good buns and quad day at the gym and a good gaming session after. I can feel it deep down inside me. Or I need to see a doctor.

Trying to be a book worm… Issue is I can’t stay awake. And it turns out.. if you want to read you need to be conscious.

Me when I’m about to absolutely obliterate my 4 year old on Mario Kart

It always cracks me up when gamers with a following say, “I might lose some followers for saying this...” Then proceeded to say the most generalized (obviously geared to their established audience) wet dog take. Post what you want to post. But come on.

So I’ve gone on and on about this game many times… but if you’re a FPS player and not playing the finals… You’re missing out

Can I get a hell yeah.

What games should I be playing? Which games have been stratching the itch? Which ones have been filling your cup? Whatever floats your goat.

Idk how people are spending more than 10 minutes on social media a day lately.

I’m alive. Been a very crazy week with big life changes. I’m thankful for life. And gaming. And lifting. Here is a video of me lifting a heavy thing over my head for proof of life.

Me eating my rice krispe treat and drinking my energy drink before physically and mentally torturing myself in the gym.

Ah, you changed your profile picture. I no longer know who you are.

When I tell her I’m going to slip into something more comfortable.

Burning a Christmas candle in September because I’m gangster like that.

I like to log and inventory my trading cards on my phone in between sets. Because nerd life never stops.

Dopamine maxing.

POV: you’re a dad and have to get your gaming session in before your kids are up and verbally harass you.

Where I am mentally.

Whenever the villain in a video game gets too preachy.

I miss so much of my favorite moots stuff on this dang app. I spam because I care.