just brushed my teeth and spat out a fucking baby cockroach i have to end it all now

poppin tylenol like im gregory house

i’m sore in muscles i didn’t even know i had

hi

was not expecting a 3 houses sequel at all but i’m excited!!

MARIO GALAXY MOVIE????? MY FAVORITE GAME?????????

me rn

youtu.be/RbbQ3-Qe3eI?... my first and only time seeing #ozzy. an absolute legend #rip

call me joe with how much dirt i have in my mouth

in minneapolis/st paul rn for the jmih conference. i was sitting on a bench otp with my partner and teaching them how to play chess a trans girl on a bike rode by and offered me food to which i politely declined this city is doing it right. this is the kind of behavior we need across the world

NO LIKE ACTUALLY FUCK YOU FOR RUNNING A SHIT CAMPAIGN I’M NOT GONNA HAVE MONEY TO DONATE TO YOU DONKEY FUCKS

i asked my boss for a summary on just how it would affect the company bc i was trying to explain to my dad just how bad the bill is and failing to do so effectively (i am tired). here is his summary #bigbeautifulbill #usa #politics #environment #callyourrepresentatives #congress

istfg if the bbb passes im gonna riot. it very well might affect my current job that i actually love

it’s going well so far

guys i think im getting back with my ex

just got blocked for calling someone out for posting the same exact thing under anything to do with ai lmao

freddy fivebears 😱😱😱

just finished my second cup of coffee!! cant wait to be anxious until like 6:00 this evening 😊😊😊

at a party and i wish to not be here. idk why i agreed to come

y’all this is such a sick nickname ngl

can’t wait to go to minnesota in like 2 weeks. going to a science conference to present on research i’ve been doing with my professor. it’s genuinely exciting that i’ll be able to put something like that on my resume

happy 10th anniversary of legal gay marriage in the us!!

lowkey tired of hanging out with a friend for only 2 hours bc if we factor in time spent driving, i spend a third of that driving

my car has ants :(

soooo excited to hang out with my friend for a little more than an hour 😀

woke up and remembered mamdani won. it’s nice to have hope again

congrats new york city!! maybe we can heal as a country after all

instead of laying on my bed like normal, i am on my knees (don’t b weird) with my elbows and chest leaning on the side of it, away from my tv

what

i mean yeah obv

remember when posting anywhere online, no matter HOW much you dislike them and/or genuinely want it, advocating for violence against any elected official is a crime that they will go after you for, ESPECIALLY the ones in power i understand the sentiment, but it is legit dangerous to say that stuff

tired literally all day lay down for bed no longer tired what the fuck

MY DAD IS WATCHING FACEBOOK REELS ON HIS LAPTOP NOOOOO

seeing r script that i have to work with in an email i’m gonna die i hate r

had a dream i had a tortoise and now i want a tortoise

dad just apologized for saying i’m just like my mother at dinner context: i was speaking in my normal voice which tends to be pretty quiet and my dad said “what did you say? you’re mumbling” i wasn’t, so i told him that and that’s when he made that comment

hey guys, help me out here. people have posted two incorrect id’s for this #frog i found the other day and it’s actually making me mad #inaturalist #florida www.inaturalist.org/observations...

blisters on my legs straight up looking like i’m infected by the flood

okay so no date is being planned for the near future, BUT i was not rejected. the person said she’d like to meet eventually but her schedule is just too busy right now. tbh me too i’m just glad we got that out of the way

guys it’s been an hour i want die

just asked someone out and the anticipation of their response is killing me

4+ people have failed the basic human litmus test that determines whether you are good or deserve to be condemned to hell

had to call off work tomorrow bc of how bad the sunburn on my legs is. we’re talking 2nd degree sunburn guys

my coffee tastes like cardboard this morning

didney worl :D

nvm they are not broken up

life is good when etho uploads

damn i got a BIG blister on my right leg

my legs are so swollen so much so that my ankles are simple shapes. you can straight up use my ankles to graph a parabolic function. literally a simple y = x^2 type function

my legs they are more tubular than normal ty sunburn guys, always wear sunscreen