I got a big monkey off my back. After 23 years, I finally got my first 300.

You should ponder this orb I came across today.

Apropos of nothing, I feel like bringing back one of my favorite posts from the other site.

Yo. Rogers Stadium sucks. It's a logistical nightmare. I highly recommend avoiding any concerts here until they sort their shit out.

What do y'all think a spaghetti recipe from an AI that only trained on 1990s Pro Wrestling Spots would sound like?

Those were two pretty good Collector's Packs

In this moment, life is bliss.

Candid kitty cuddles

My first (and only) prerelease deck is pretty packed.

I ran into David Draiman during lunch today. That was weird.

Happy Trans Visibility Day! You control who you are, not society. You are real, you are beautiful, and you are valid.

My co-workers are cooler than yours.

Post a meme made by you.

Real question: Are there any Pitbull songs where the Pitbull part is the best part of the song?

It's nice out

To my fellow cis and binary friends, if you were to choose a non-binary name for yourself, what do you think you would go with? Why?

I started like two weeks before M15 came out.

This meme is me

Penelope is the best scarf.

Millikin is one of my favorite Mana Dorks.

To those that need a reminder: Take your meds. Even missing just a week or two through the holiday chaos can really need with you. (It's me; I need the reminder.)

It's kinda crazy the word "Hideous" and the word "Hideout" are only one letter different.

I will be real with y'all: I love The Great Aurora.

Selfie Camera Wrapped 2024

Annual turkey pic

I'm thankful for all you fucking nerds.

Rat Colony or Relentless Rats?

The only thing you can legally say when you lose a game is "I lost The Game"

I tried my hand at Confit Byaldi. This stuff is pretty lit, not gonna lie.

Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with.

She's helping me manage my TCG Card Store on TCG Card Store Simulator.

I'm getting edged really hard right now

Sponge

Did anyone else get this extra realistic Cat Token with their Cabaretti Cacophony deck?

Commander Sealed was a lot of fun and you probably should have gone.

A rare event happened yesterday: The Cat Stack. This is only the second time this has happened!

The first time I ever met Sheldon (the only time IRL) was at SCGCon '19. He was eating a bag of Bugles and I asked if he ever put the Bugles on the end of his fingers like little claws. He told me he did not. Sometimes I wonder if he ever tried to after that conversation.

I'm given a machine, the controls of which I do not know. A man comes up to me and tells me to move it left. With trial and error, the machine goes left. The man comes up to me angrily. "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MOVE LEFT! Now move it right and do it right this time!" He walks away without another word.

My EDH deckbuilding philosophy has changed so much since I started... Or has it?

Repost with a "You" Meme I made these two depending on how confident I am going into a week.

Today I walked into my LGS and bought 12 cards I actually needed for decks for $13.25 and left. I did not buy any packs. I did not buy anything else. This is a major triumph for me.

I might need to move some cardboard soon.

I think I'm going to get an accordion. I have some pretty banging ideas and they all start with learning the accordion.

Signs you are getting better at Commander

This might be the pinnacle of my deck naming abilities. The deck heavily focuses on the Party mechanic with using zombie swarms as a wincon. Oh, and I love Oingo Boingo. What is your best, most aptly named deck?

Repost with a meme of your current mental state.

Hey! It is the end of the week, so I just wanted to pop in and remind you: Corporate Profits are Wage Theft Carry on! 😊

Has BlueSky had its first Sol Ring discourse yet? I think it's fine, but a little boring for me and its power level is a little high for what I normally like to play. It is only in three of my decks these days.

Believe it or not, I am NOT playing Magic in this picture! I am what is called "acting"!