Breathing optional, compliments mandatory

The mental gymnastics required to justify getting the €14 minibar cashews hurts me every time

Sometimes the subtext needs to be very, very obvious...

Good date metric: two glasses of red later, he’s cancelling his work trip the next day to stay together.

Writer’s block is just my brain’s way of saying this idea needs more drinks and possibly une petite mort

When I'm not available for last minute requests:

Breakfast at Messika’s

I’m not flat chested: I’m optimised for lying face down

Good morning 💐

Some conversations are so good they deserve better wine. Some wine is so good it deserves better conversation.

An ode to Left Bank philosophies, Right Bank decadence, and a city made for falling in lust 🤍

Humanity's greatest equaliser: an airport gate at 6AM when the lounges are still closed and everyone is equally miserable

For someone who hasn’t worn a bra casually for a decade, I surely have a suspicious amount of them…

What I mean when I say I’m terrier-fic in bed:

What I mean when I say I’m terrier-fic in bed:

Patiently waiting for ‘Bluesky’ to appear in the ‘where did you find me’ field. 👉🏻🥺👈🏻

So little space for a caption, yet so many puns with « deck »…

Ten exceptional days together with one goal: to forget about European winter

Chasing winter blues 🐬

Get you someone who can do both

The sexual tension between me and a notebook so pretty I will absolutely never write in it…

Cosplaying as demure

Scarlet woman in every way

Dropping subtle hints it’s time to leave the bar…

High neck to stay warm this winter

The good type of greed: wanting both to devour everything and to savor it slowly. Applies to more than food.

A fireplace at the spa, as if we needed any extra heat when disrobing...

Slowly realising my Bluesky follows are digital ghosts and my feed is emptier than ever. Help me rebuild something worth scrolling so I don’t miss the chaos of X! Fellow companions who have made their way here, comment or drop the handle of active friends I could follow ❤️

Transparency is important in relationships and very much in fashion too

Whoreheartedly yours

The way time moves differently when we're having exceptional sex tells me that pleasure might be the closest thing we have to time travel

Heartthrob(e)

Not one to tip toe around my intentions

My notebook collection suggests I believe the right paper will unlock literary genius

Bathing between reveries and reality 🤍

A play of light so suggestive even Caravaggio blushed

Legs so juicy the tropical mosquitos can’t get enough of them

I’m riding along this trend - where are my fellow bookworms and nerds at?!

Sometimes I like think I’m wild and unpredictable… then I look at how I pack and get a reality check 🙃 At least my current writer hyperfixation matches the colour scheme

Reading the s*x worker Bible again (anything Anaïs Nin related)

A room made for daydreaming in tandem ☁️✨

« I envy everyone who has the pleasure of waking up by your side and experiences the type of happiness you bring me » ❤️

This is what I mean by beauty lies beneath the surface