FRIDAY THE 13TH STREAM BABY!!!!! AND IM LIVE!!!! get in twitch.tv/aubviouslynot

I’ve seen bigger

when in Rome

My now wife and I would send them to each other sometimes as self care reminders :) Who wouldn’t Wednesday bring a delight to?!

real ones remember this Wednesday fan art

will you guys accept me back here, I’m sorry I left

lol I’m fine

nooooo NOOOOOO I didn’t know what I was talking about!!!! 😩

I write too many emails for work, man. I almost just told a dude I’m flirting with “I look forward to hearing from you” BITCH

yes fuck twitter but has BlueSky been a dating app for anyone…??

sorry but green really is my color

it took me so long to be okay without my glasses after a certain somebody. I am so glad I feel comfortable seeing my face again

drunk selfies are awesome selfies

I love loving a cat. some of you aren’t so lucky

being attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

not having a crush or even a person of interest is sooooo boring. sure, I’m not getting my heart broken every 4-5 business days but I am bored and that is worse :/

do you guys think I played that off okay

I am so close to just messaging men who dm me “I am rejecting you” because how are you sending 6 messages in a row without a response and you’re still not catching the hint

I love when I actually clean all of my clothes like omg???? what should I wear? 🤭

im reaching levels of depression of which my parents have never seen before

I do the same makeup look every time for my stream but some days are much better than others. today was a good makeup day :3

Christmas can’t come soon enough. this is what’s left of my contour powder

I took 150 mg of Trazodone and never fell asleep lmao so I guess we are NOT doing that after all

fine, I’ll dream about having sex with you but I will like it MINIMALLY

thinking of entering back into my toddler phase and asking “why” to everything asked of me

I love that every single hunter has heard of Sam and Dean but when Sam and Dean hear of a new entity, they’re like

okay,,, when a package is going to be delivered at 10 pm, just say it’s gonna be early next day so I can be excited. 10 pm PISSES me off

imagine being this small

my problem is, is that I’m not good at writing jokes. I’m better at reacting to them. which is worthless

eating because you need to eat and not because you want to is the wooooorst. like nothing sounds good but let’s get that sustenance babyyyy

or it might be a manic episode coming on,,, who is to say

there’s a fucking shift in the air y’all, I can feel it in my BONES

I get so worried about spamming on social media but forget that’s literally how I made followers in the first place lmao I also just think I used to be funnier but it’s the spamming that’s important. quantity over quality and what not

the woman that made me realize I wasn’t completely straight is pregnant by a man. I can’t stop losing

have you ever had a warm cinnamon roll while you were high? that shit rocks man

if my Black Friday thing goes well, I’m hoping I can have enough proof of income to start looking for a place to stay 😮‍💨 it’s time to start making moves

super big changes coming please don’t be scared! it’s just me!

I wonder if I’ll ever move out of my parents house. what if I just die there

hehehehe :3

YAY I CAN DO MY 24 HOUR STREAM ON BLACK FRIDAY LETS GET DELIRIOUS

oh excuse me maam I am so sorry

really craving some Red 40 right about now

me, right after eating lunch: what should I get for dinner

guy who doesn’t understand that grinding in a game is not interchangeable: yeah man, we totally dry humped the hell out of that game

reposting the photo of when I got my hair done not too long ago on here! I deleted it because I get scared of posting selfies on twitter now lol

oh this place is NIIIICEEEE so far, everyone just seems so kind and supportive. I love it here already :’)

sorry if I like a bunch of your stuff, I’m catching up on some reading!

omg you can’t save drafts yet? what if you guys aren’t ready for it!

okay, it is TIME to make the switch, or start making the switch. Twitter is getting boooooorrrriiinggg but hi guys!!!! thanks for having me