alistairisms
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All right, so. Now that I've handled that with my... usual deft brilliance. Time to move on! And take a cold bath, maybe.
about 3 hours ago
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I get it. I get it. Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no.
about 9 hours ago
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He's family. He was also King Cailan's uncle. And he's a good man, well-loved by the people. So, yes, I think he will be motivated to help us somehow.
about 15 hours ago
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You know, you are just too understanding about stuff like this. Can't you be more judgmental? I'm trying to rant, here.
about 21 hours ago
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No, I just... didn't see myself being here.
1 day ago
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Here's my decision, then: I'm no longer a Grey Warden. I'm leaving.
1 day ago
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King Maric, Cailan's father, reaffirmed the power the Grey Wardens were given during the Blights.
1 day ago
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(Sigh) If I do become king, I don't know what that will mean for the two of us.
2 days ago
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I don't know. I sure hope so.
2 days ago
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No, of course not! But there must have been another way! Something that didn't involve using blood magic, of all things!
2 days ago
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I'd be careful. First it's, "I like you..." but then "Zap!" Frog time.
3 days ago
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The Dalish don't practice cremation, do they? How do your people honor your dead?
3 days ago
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What next?
3 days ago
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Are you really surprised? You?
3 days ago
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The grand cleric wouldn't have let me go if Duncan never forced the issue. I'll always be grateful to him.
4 days ago
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You will be missed. Fare you well.
4 days ago
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My thanks.
4 days ago
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Oh, I give up. Do what you want.
4 days ago
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Well maybe you should ask her why she likes me so much, instead of bothering me with it.
5 days ago
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I could see it becoming very hard to tear myself away from you. Impossible, even.
5 days ago
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What she said.
5 days ago
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You know, I feel as if I could sleep for days. Do you feel it? It's... not quite right.
5 days ago
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Well, you're going to have to.
6 days ago
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True. But if you're here, what does that make you?
6 days ago
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Perhaps once this is all said and done with, we'll have more time to... talk. Until then I apologize if I've been too forward.
6 days ago
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Right, I'll shut up. Don't speak out! Don't tell anyone that a traitor should die, oh no.
6 days ago
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And here I thought... never mind. I guess you've made your decision.
7 days ago
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I would, too, if he could stick to the ribald stories and not so much with the belching and projectile vomiting. How he lifts his sword is a bit of a mystery.
7 days ago
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Oh, wait, I get it. I talk too much, right? That was subtle.
7 days ago
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Then I guess a romance between you and I is completely out of the question, huh?
7 days ago
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It's tempting. But I'm sorry to say that my support won't mean much without the support of the templars.
8 days ago
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I wish I could see that. One person assaulting Fort Drakon all alone...
8 days ago
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Careful. I'm sensing darkspawn nearby. Best be on your guard.
8 days ago
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What about Sten? The way he looks at me, with those eyes... creepy. And he's so quiet for someone so big.
8 days ago
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Ha! On that we're in agreement.
9 days ago
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Let me guess: this is where the poor people live?
9 days ago
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Right.
9 days ago
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Oh, he didn't do anything to you. Let it go.
9 days ago
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My...? Oh.
10 days ago
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He'll be at Castle Redcliffe, in the far western part of Ferelden next to the mountain passes. If he isn't there, someone will be able to tell us where he is.
10 days ago
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He even put me on this throne, despite my protests. But there was no telling him no, right?
10 days ago
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Have fun ending the Blight... or whatever. I guess you made your decision, right? So goodbye.
10 days ago
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Er... yes? I don't know what else to call it.
11 days ago
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Knight-Commander Greagoir, please step forward.
11 days ago
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Then he must have... found the amulet after I threw it at the wall. And he repaired it and kept it? I don't understand, why would he do that?
11 days ago
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So I fooled you, did I? Good to know.
11 days ago
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If I'm king, I have no idea what that would mean for us. I... I'll need to think some more about that.
12 days ago
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Somehow I'm not surprised. You're just lucky that way, right?
12 days ago
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Remind me to stay on your good side.
12 days ago
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There's nothing wrong with living with my sister. I've never had a real family, before.
12 days ago
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