Sometimes AI is actually correct

Radical idea, let's stop putting ANY person on money. It only seems normal because of historical reasons, but outside of a monarchy it's just fucking weird once you think about it.

Random throw back to previous White House performances. Has absolutely nothing to do with recent news today. youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE?...

April 2nd is worse than April 1st because now Google has indexed all of yesterday's fake articles but doesn't know they're satire.

I can't see them

This is the dumbest, funniest, way I've wasted five minutes.

Every single FIFA Peace Prize winner in history has started a meaningless war within 3 months. I'm starting to think it's not all that serious of an award.

This is who runs this account

Remember when conservatives argued Rittenhouse was a good guy because he had vague plans about wanting to become a nurse? Not sure why I'm remembering that today.

While he's out of the country, can we change the locks and repo the plane?

If you tell me Trump and Bill are friends despite everything, yeah, cool. They have a lot in common. If you tell me Trump is gay/bi despite his eyes bulging like a cartoon wolf every time a pair of cantaloupes walk by, um, probably not... But sure. ...

Huh. Maybe we shouldn't have privatized NASA, after all. I'm sure privatizing the postal service will be fine though. No way to hold that hostage for political favors.