They got Benzino dog too

Anyone else playing Marathon?

The song "Half-crazy" was about his eyes.

Anything but shower daily or wash clothes. Also, are you not allowed to go to a laundry mat or buy more underwear?

Can't he find another way to bankrupt his company?

Did Dr Umar’s school get inspected today or do we have 11 more years of donations to go through?

Hard disagree, if it aint spicy, i don't want it on my plate.

The criminal version of "Too big to fail".

Can confirm that OneUnited is a great bank to use.

You said this, during BHM? You couldnt have saved it for March 15th, which is “Everything you think is Wrong Day”?

-2? It's not legal to be this cold in NY

Did I fill my mug with 4 double espresso Nespresso pods to try to make it through the day?

In his defense, he was looking to top off Bill.

Is Billie Eyelash just a musical Sydnee Sweeny?

Def Bill, i prefer the winner not be tied to an apartheid

Sandy, im not letting the copraganda slide

A hill I will die on is that Bid Whist is better than Spades.

Am I the only one concerned that it’s been real quiet for the guy who got the neurolink?

The female employees at Manhattan’s city hall can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

My fav part of being over 30 is sleeping in my arm wrong and the day basically being a loss.

Can't wait for the remake to drop.

But what about the tens of dollars we saved!?!?

is today rapture day or is it tomorrow?

But also maybe send an adult to feed your parasites instead of a robo-kid who doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.

First gif that came to mind.

College campus across the nation can finally can breathe a sign of relief.

Maybe I have been wrong about guns my whole life.

Why can't they promote something that would actually benefit them, like washing their legs.

Such a dilemma, could social media personality Kim K be on to something, or could the countless PhD child educators with years of experience and research be right. Idk, this one's a toss up.

Why does this cornball act like he's the best friend in a 90's romcom?

Weren't all "bad guys with a gun" at one point considered "good guys with a gun"?

Illmatic Watch the Throne 4 Your Eyes Only Who is Jill Scott

Styles

Dexter comes with “dial M for Monkey” which was a classic by itself.

One punch man.

My first thought was "Why is Lori Lightfoot holding up money over her face?".

Finally this subscription might be worth it.

Why don't we get an employee discount at the self checkout line?

Is the date with an actual doctor or is Umar "This school is one brick away from being completed" Johnson taking you to the last Bennigans on earth for bottomless fries and tap water?

only reason i bought a guitar was to learn to plan "Halfcrazy"

Everything designer, especially the hairline.

Finally able to complete my 2025 bingo card. apple.news/AvT2N5Gd-Q36...

Abbott Elementary

Chewing Gum

Loiter Squad

Atlanta

Living Single

My Wife and Kids

Kenan & Kel