12 hours to go Caaaaalmaaaa

If any Spurs podcasters could see their way the drop a bit of content post Newcastle/West Ham and pre-kickoff, that would be nice. Not sure I can face being left alone with my thought spirals until 20:15 tomorrow. This season has significantly damaged my capacity for rational thought.

This is truly unbearable.

Not minding the intensity of this cup final one little bit. Niggly and end to end...laaaaaahvly

Oh Hearts! That was a devastating watch.

WHU lose tomorrow, we have to go out and get something at CFC to make sure. WHU win tomorrow, we have to go and get something at CFC to keep it in our hands. WHU draw tomorrow, and we have to go to CFC and... You get the idea. In our hands. #COYS

Let's go. #COYS

Gonna smash up Villa or Forest. Bunch of mugs

Oh my days

I still can't believe this is happening, so proud of the club! Absolutely devastated that I'm going to miss the whole match as I'll be stuck on a plane with a bunch of arsenal fans telling me how tough their season has been.

Gutted for Harry, but a part of me is happy to have that narrative removed from the final. I don't want our name in any of their minds, or mouths that day.

One of them just compared Declan Rice and Lothar Matthäus in the chat. Fuck me it could be a long weekend of spicy takes.

Going on a stag do this weekend with 7 pals, and 4 of them support 'that lot'. Could REALLY do with an Ateti goal or two right now.

Low down, dirty, good for nothing cheats. Be off with you.

I was nearly in tears during the last five minutes of that game. Jesus H Christ! What fight! What determination! What a win! All the chat will be about Villa resting players, but we are down to the barest of bones. To a man they were superb tonight. What a feeling #COYS

Believe in the hat

I think I need to go to the Leeds game. I know I can't afford it. I don't think I can face it. But the pull is becoming huge and I can't stop thinking about it. I haven't been for years (for financial reasons). Don't think I can stand the thought of passively watching these games alone on my phone.

Just received a package from an unidentified sender to find this. 100% going to be from one of my Gooner mates. Made me laugh, but also I HATE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR SO MUCH for opening us up to this shite 😂🤦‍♂️

Is it time to throw the cheerleader in chief on? What else is there?!!

Something something something really is a must win today

And this morning I have an all consuming sense of belief that we're losing all five. It's time to worry, everything is awful. What a rollercoaster. I much preferred trying to win the league over trying to stay in it.

I've just had an all consuming sense of belief and optimism that we're just gonna be fine. So don't worry everyone, it's all good. Lots of fuss and nonsense over nothing. Believe baby

Please please please Brennan

When you really think you've hit rock bottom association football and Tottenham Hotspur find another way to absolutely pile on the pain.

Thank you SC Freiburg! What a performance, and what a result 🔥🔥🔥

Finding a "reduced to clear" Lindt Bunny in the supermarket just hits different

I'm on holiday in Greece with my Gooner in-laws and by jingo was that goal greeted with some peels of laughter. Fucking Spurs, man. They just find so many ways to ruin everything.

Yum yum yum

If the big JC was ever going to come back and do a bit of a spring clean, for the first time in my life I'd probably be pretty quite up for that. It's a big old job.

I hate completely and utterly loathe football, and of all the things I hate most about it Bayern effing Munich would rank pretty high up the list.

I had to say something out loud didn't I...😑

Holy Scheiße!!!! In two decades of following this club I've never seen us beat FCB!!!! Under 15 to go...Please, Please, PLEEEEEEEASE!!!! LOS GEHT'S FREIBURG

It just doesn't feel like that much to ask that a multi-billion pound organisation have a replacement manager lined up after taking a week to make the announcement that the incumbent was leaving. And that the possible replacement should not be a rape-apologist and a bully... #COYS

With the global #economy going from strength to strength, here's a throwback to 2016 when 'The Gang Tanked the Markets' #AlwaysSunny

Sorry to say that the micro-bounce of Bundesliga+Schadenfreude did not sustain, dear reader. This morning has seen the sadness and burgeoning anger return with avengeance.

Freiburg coming from behind to lead, and just seen the score for 'that lot' - things are looking up

Well. That really fricking hurts

Good luck to all who follow this absurd, infuriating and glorious football team #COYS

They proved that they can do it in Bilbao. They've started to show that fight & quality we know they have, & we demand as fans. We all need to dig deep & keep this recent uptick in vibes going, the rebuild back to where we belong begins today. I FEEL SICK; Let's f***ing go! #COYS #AllTogetherAlways

Saturday: Built some alcove cupboards Laboured for my plasterer Replaced the thermostat on our dishwasher Cut back some trees And now I'm going to chop some fire wood for a fire to welcome spring Dear lord. This is the most proto-manly day I've ever lived.

Gahd damn it, watching a Spurs team fight and play like that feels so wonderful. Those boys were a credit to themselves and the club tonight. We back up baby, and we're staying the fuck up. #COYS

So where would this see The Wanda rank on all-time most cursed stadiums for us then?

Vicario-usly experiencing what it's like to be a goalkeeper

Glorious to imagine all those tootsies curled up in rage in their square toed shoes across England right now

Not the best start to a big sporting day ending an otherwise really shit day (so far)... can't get worse, can it? 🤔