Waaaahahaahahahahaaaahahahahaa

It's day 2432 at the Milano Corina Olympics and we're heading over to Cortina Arena once more to see Team GB in the culmination of their crunch match round robin tie against the pre tournament favourites, the Swiss...

Spurs fans: the recent development of Odobert offers a ray of levity in an otherwise interminable slog of a season The universe: ...

Spurs fans: oh thank god. The removal of the manager offers a ray of levity in an otherwise interminable slog of a season The universe: ...

MOOD:

It's just utterly and unbearably miserable

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

I'm 43. It's nearly 10pm and I'm heading out to a Northern Soul night. This will teach me for being spontaneous and not checking the details on the ticket.

Genuinely deleted a post this morning about how happy we're gonna be when we announce the wunderkind signing from Partick Thistle as our only bit of business on deadline day. Didn't want to be a doom hoover. Kinda regret it now.

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties because it's COOOLD out there

I'm frustrated at the way Spurs have gone about the winter window, as always. But it also seems like a difficult window is made much more unsettled by the restructuring of the UEFA calendar. Many clubs don't know whether they're competing for this or that, what they might be in need of, etc.

My partner and I treated ourselves to the book subscription from the always wonderful @fitzcarraldoeds.bsky.social. So exciting to see the first novel arrive this morning, and I can't wait to get stuck into this! ...🪨🗒️✂️ on who gets to read it first

Ahem: EEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSYYYY

Yeeeehaaaaw

Willing it into existence #COYS

Better side in the first half, but you'd have to hope so against Burnley. Even then, we didn't look like we have anything like a plan in what we were doing. It's just really a tough watch at the moment. Big half here. If we don't take all three points then he's got to go, surely?

We're all just very cross about everything aren't we? I'm cross. You're probably a bit cross. That person who's post I just read was very cross. All a bit cross it would appear. Anyway, hope we win.

Been saving this box of beers for a rainy day; and man alive has it been pouring this week. So here's to pouring a bit of Birgitte on the fire. What's the worst that can happen? Happy Friday 🍻

Frankfurt being out is a pretty sweet result for us potentially avoiding the punishment round.

My other beloved team is SC Freiburg, so Vuskovic popping up with a goal today REALLY does serve to reinforce how committed Spurs are to just wholly f*cking Up my vibe any which way they can at the moment.

After my first week back post Xmas I've been assessing my squad depth, and I've decided that I don't have the resources to compete on all fronts. So I shall be throwing the 9-5 and focusing on the glory of the weekends. It's what this club is all about.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and was also expertly drawn

Merry Xmas you filthy animals

Great, we're going to be hearing from the Liverpool fans for months and months now aren't we? Merry Xmas.

Me: apologies all, due to the high proportion of colleagues currently on annual leave we're unable to gather all the required insights you requested, and as such we're going to have to delay the circulation of that report until January. Also me: #AFCON

I think I've seen enough.

That was an absolutely horrendous first half performance from Spurs, who appear to have adopted their Bozo FC identity today. Tactically awful, terrible passing, second to everything. Just appalling. Pumping it forward to nobody. Not good enough.

When did we put Tel in the squad?! How have I missed this? Also #COYS

I can't stand test cricket

On Monday I'm totally rebranding the way I go about work. It's been a long time coming. Under the surface it will still be the same incompetence that everyone has come to expect but by being especially careless & reframing it as a cultural shift I'll be untouchable. I'm a genius. #TheAshes #Bazball

Whether it's having already played the Super Cup. The lack of tension in this format. The fact PSG aren't truly an elite and evocative proposition historically. The latest existential malaise enveloping the club, or most likely a combination of all the above...but I really don't care about tonight 🙁

*record scratch

Well, at least this sporting weekend can't get any worse! 😕

I do LOATHE test cricket.

I do LOVE test cricket.

Close enough

Usually hate the international break, but it's come up trumps this time around. Time away from the Spurs debates. Meaningful matches, and head to heads with qualification on the line. Joyous scenes across the games. It's not as good, but can be a welcome change every now and then.

And more. Gwaaaaaaan the lads 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fucking Aye! Unbelievable scenes in Scotland 🤯😀

Oooh Notta are winning, let's just check how Tyrese is doing...latest post: Niiiiiiiice #COYS

Hyped to discover that sucking the energy out of a meeting room with dull presentations is a great tactic for dealing with difficult colleagues. Oh you want an update do you...well strap in for a loooooooong and detailed slog

I'd much prefer it if we could find a way to not have to travel all the way to Newcastle on a Wednesday to lose to Newcastle. We've got plenty of losing to Newcastle at home.

Well, that has been an all timer of a bad week. If not the worst, then it's definitely qualified for the Champions League. Spurs couldn't quite give the little lift I'd have liked, so it's over to the wee man's U9s team to put a smile on this weathered face. Come on the boys!

Thank the lord for this little lad.

For me, the first thing Frank needs to address after this game is that coat. Unacceptable from the gaffer tonight.

I seem to be watching a different game to everyone else. Feel like we've looked quite sloppy on the ball and limited in our attacks. Whole game is lacking in any quality. Not bad, but definitely not good (score aside)

"we need to talk about Kevin" is a delightful touch of commentary

Ah man, if Tel is properly injured that's just cruel.