nothing beats sexting while listening to king gizzy and the lizzy wizzy

can’t stand pickles but i’d let a women stick her, honestly literally anything, in my mouth no hesitation and go at it like it’s a 3 michelin star meal

porn

love blogging from a mote of dust rn

“men used to go to war” i don’t like war i like changing my gender and barking for women

fuck all christmas songs except: -Teto covers of songs -John Denver and The Muppets A Christmas Together

i may be in pain at all hours of the day but at least i’m a #Transgenderwithperkynipples and i support #Palestine

i’m gonna go to a teto concert and she’s gonna rail me backstage

i’m cultivating a Caesium hydroxide pussy to go with my Fluoroantimonic acid spit. soon enough i will be able to dissolve someones penis with a blowjob, then scissor with them and they’ll have a pussy by then end of it.

with just having surgery done, right now trans resistance and joy looks like walking to the bathroom unassisted and having an easy time taking a shit

mother nature decided to make two multicellular creatures:plants and fish and fish decided to make everything else so fish are directly responsible for t4t puppy-play boot worship primal/prey bondage sadomasochist blood play pitjob orgies. everyone clap for fish

"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.

ask me about my past tense penis

thallium balance patch 2.4: removed trait “penis” added trait “pussy”

women do not be shopping. that is a reductionist stereotype. they’re making out with each other in bed. show some respect

turns out the bottom surgeon uses the “cheese grater” method

pals you gotta quit spotify

my steak too juicy my butter too lobstery

girlfriends are making out like they haven’t seen each other in years snd i’m on the couch eating carrots

i didn’t get a spotify wrapped instead the CEO of spotify sent me a video of himself crying and begging me to just give him money so he can keep paying for the alleged nation he called “israel”(i don’t think it’s a real country tbh) to kill Palestinian children or we would both be antisemitic

i need to think of a stupid bit to do when i have bottom surgery. currently considering who the funniest option would be to say that i saw naked and was so sexually repulsed that i got a reverse erection and in the process it turned into a pussy

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

in the end, you can’t post good, be mentally stable, and have girlfriends

taking a break from my job and school for a bit. i’m gonna jerk off a lot

i think my cats can tell my gender better then anyone else. my stupid orange boy loves me at my it/its creature and my tax evader of a calico is a girls girl through and through

even after my bottom surgery itll still be a photo of my cock. if you want pussy pics you must solve my riddles

men who think driving a fartxfart superdookie truck makes you hot and fuckable are stupid. i’m pegging a demure 5’4” catboy who drives a miata like both of our lives depend on it

just talked to a women for the first time. scary stuff

i had a dream that i has to walk through the pussy door

it’s 3am and i’m looking at furry porn at the family function. navy seals are scared of me

mechs with wings/back thrusters make me act up i’m so serious. i get both gender envy and horny

at the strip club feeling somber and morose

i’m not even halfway through gundam 79 but i love char. stupid evil gay fag. i need him to be whimpering and bruised and covered in blood

i get gender euphoria from playing in traffic

can someone edit the bill clinton clip to say that he did not have sexual relations with donald trump

nobody here even remembers my monster energy cocaine arc

if you use it/its you should show me your tits

stimulants are crazy. i think could beat the horse thats going to eat me when i die in a fight

THIS ACCOUNT IS DEDICATED TO GIRLS WHO JERK OFF HARD AND DONT CUM AT ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

y’all are sleeping on post sex ice cream

the wisdom of ketamine gives her the insight needed to be a true poster

mpg stands for men pregnant per gallon btw

damn i think i need to learn how to do Seismo cancels

i’m 2 days late but i just hit 2 years hrt !

in the mood to make strange and mysterious noises

local girl barely makes it out halloween party massacre. reportedly bludgeoned 2 men to death with a sledgehammer. more at 8

they are trying to kill every trans kid in America when these rules actually come out, they will be open for public comment and all of us need to flood submissions, call our reps, make noise, everything including the kitchen sink unconscionable evil

got too many bots following me. if you’re real send me a picture of yourself with your tits out.

i’m waiting in line for food when i should be #fuckingmywifeforthe5thtimetoday really makes you think

these new toilets might be better for the environment and all that bur they were not built for a shitter like me. i clog those things like it’s my day job