hypnodom shortage so bad ive resorted to using Kasane Teto to instal triggers in myself

you know it’s gone from house to home when you finally have a bloody sponge <3

god fears the universe where i have massive tits

i finally found the shirt i wore when i killed that guy back in ‘08. blood stains still won’t wash out

call me women in stem the way i’m fucking that plant

the rush of stealing stuff from hobby lobby is almost as good as sex

i hate to say it but i’m proving that agp is real. i still think about the time i was drunk and a girl put on my glasses and i thought she looked like me and i instantly wanted to make out with her

Anyway,

got my mental wires supremely crossed and thought my jazz teacher said a guy had “pregnant women stylings” in his music

do NOT joke flirt with me. if you say you’re gonna kiss me you had better back that statement up with some tongue action

RFK doesnt want you to know this but the actual treatment for autistic people is aggressive and passionate t4t sex. it won’t cure autism but as someone receiving this treatment, it’s needed. if you’re trans and don’t fuck me like you’re a rabid animal that means you’re ableist

me telling my friends about what nonsense ive been getting up to

me when boobs… awoog

i’m amab: assigned mech (pilot) at birth

tip: you can befriend a tgirl by talking about darksouls

had a dream that it was my job to walk around conventions in a fursuit with my tits out. wish that was real

it’s so cool that i can truthfully say the reason i realized i was trans was because i stumbled upon a lone tgirl in the mountain woods of new mexico

the dentist is sticking his hands in her mouth,,,, IT SHOULD BE MEEEEEEE

underrated part of the gun owner experience is that field stripping it can be really fun

line for food is taking to long. i’m board af time to start looking at furry porn

my girlfriend keeps force feeding me pretzels and calling me her “little pretzel slut“. is this some new fetish

welcome to bonertown. population? not me

just double checked, still have a small penis and depression #blessedtransexual

if you use the white skin thumbs up emoji i do not trust you

there’s divine beauty in those images that feature a cool kink or some fetish shit you never knew about. you gain a window into a more beautiful reality filled with wonderful perverts

learning jazz history the way god intended: unmedicated and a little high

need to start pioneering large penis humiliation. people like me, with a small penis, have dominated the degradation market for too long

she grabbed my tit and told me she could sense that i did my E injection yesterday. how the fuck did she know

i don’t need therapy i need to beat a twink to death and hard drugs

pissef in ghe pee room

i think i need to throw up a substance that can only be described as morally reprehensible goo. then my soul will finally begin to heal

she silk on my song till i gek tu

can’t jerk off in the living room. Dr House is there

snorfs yuor balls. a little bit

I DO NOT “RAGEBAIT”, IM EITHER YANKING YOUR CHAIN OR TROLLING

gender reveal party, but instead of revealing some stupid unborn baby’s gender, i instead peer into my orb, am seized by visions, and then proclaim that a “cis man” in my vicinity is actually a women. Like a swarm of ants, my tgirl army swoops in, forcefems this “man’, and vanishes into the night

playing her thing like a slide whistle til she cums

i need a new hit post. what’s popular now. nyancat?

my boobs are like bricks. building

stole a bunch of spoons today. i really needed them

fuck. first day of classes and i already blew up a small island nation 💀

I CAST DENT: IN YOUR FOREHEAD

“no spoons left” says my girlfriend, “I’ll doordash us some more”

can a humble tranny like me really join the french foreign legion

woah. hit->post

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

i believe in accountants. i’m certain they exist. never seen one but they’ve got to be real

i’m #blazbluebaked on the Jin Kisaragi pack

republican news is all ragebait, democrat news is all doom posting. i bring you something new and revolutionary. pictures of hot tgirls and anarchist theory

hot take. sometimes stale popcorn is good