the post office swat team is executing a no knock warrant next door

Why is there a dude called Sol Badguy who is neither named Sol nor is bad not is necessarily even a guy

anyone here been to the inescapable endless void? i hear that it’s nice this time of year

glhf-god let’s have fun(dip)

1 year fagiversary with my silly kitty

during the war i jerked off to ibuprofen

my rice purity score is one away from my age

brb. gotta doomscroll till i find furry ass or toes

while it severely decimated my penits(blown. to smithereens) estrogen has not affected my proficiency with 9mm

troubleshooting? yeah, man, estrogen does that… sorry

bluesky post generate me a woman please. perverted. fat. lesbian. woke. transgender. furry. sweaty.

they spiked my apple juice with water

fart like a he/him, eat like a she/her, party like a they/them, fuck like an it/its

me:i’m the king of the jungle, social and with it a fierce germophobe: whatever you say lady, just please wash your hands before shaking mine Jermaphobe:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bro your baby will not shut the hell up, give him his vape and a stuffed animal for gods sake

best part about being a moderately well versed pervert is getting to say such phrases as “you are an evil and scary person. that rocks, keep up the good work”

i wish true beauty didn’t require surviving a path of torment and pain but it does give the peace on the other side more weight then i would ever ascribe it before. i wouldn’t appreciate how wonderful the people around me if i’d never been hurt by someone. i’m glad i get to see beauty now

i’m non-binary and a women for the purposes of making sure everyone i fuck is gay. also cause “good girl” is better then fucking. “good them” and “good person”

if you take enough benadryl you can actually talk to the underpaid filipino worker who drives the waymo

i wonder if anyone has ever boofed antidepressants

i’m manifesting perverted and unethical things in my future

i don’t miss my penis but i do miss jerking it

i transitioned so i could do the white women low kick

i’m inventing a cryptocurrency based on fungal spores

if you vivisect me you’d find fairy dust and gears. i was in a tragic accident but thankfully my necromancies girlfriend was able to revive me. the only original part of me left is my pussy

right now i wish i could have two things. weed and an orgasm. unfortunately, what i have right now is a headache

they always ask for virgin sacrifices thank god im a gooner

her penis was al dente

something is wrong with the new age perverts. she just said she’s having a “skibidi kirk labubu goon sesh with mr breast style editing”

just met a man named john phunkuloid

my pussy has a sneeze button

a big part of my sex appeal comes from my prodigious sudoku skills

just rawdogged 6 hours in the car, no phone, no book, didnt even get to pick the music. i powered through that shit with only the power of autism and someone forced to listen to me

downside of bottom surgery is no more jelqing

vr chat, my girlfriends, and a crushed watermelon between my thighs. timr to have a high panic attack and cum my brains out

playing terraria calamity with my tits out while on call with my girlfriend. they call it Tgirl loader for a reason

a girl just told me she wants to shrink me down and put me in the rainbow dash jar. i’m, honored? i think?

everyone is so supportive of autistic people until they find out my special interests are getting faggy women to send me nudes and guns

i post so great but the idf(israel’s dumbest fuckwits) are running a secretive operation to keep me obscure and kill all engagement with my account

i’m trying to convince my guardian angel to let me hit

big fan of “Hip to Be Square” by Gooey Lewis and the Nudes

i’m getting into pimping due to a cosmic misunderstanding

it’s crazy that 2026 is only 14 blowjobs and 300mg of weed away

been doing great on the character development front: i’m becoming a wholesome pervert, a pure of heart whore, and i support Palestine

paradox: i hate it when people put words in my mouth but i love it when women put cock in my mouth much to think about

nothing beats sexting while listening to king gizzy and the lizzy wizzy

can’t stand pickles but i’d let a women stick her, honestly literally anything, in my mouth no hesitation and go at it like it’s a 3 michelin star meal

porn

love blogging from a mote of dust rn

“men used to go to war” i don’t like war i like changing my gender and barking for women