@analyticf.pl hey mate, when fuck cups back?

Thought I'd log back in to say this again

I feel obliged to formally apologise. Part of my job is to notice when Chelsea become the best team on the planet, but I’m as shocked as all of you. This is a huge achievement, and full credit goes to Maresca and these players for improving with every game they played after the Flamengo loss

What a win for the Chels 💙

GW38 98k Schär in for Saliba. Boring, I know 🙃

70k 🔻 98k Positive variance, we had a good run. Top 50k firmly off the table now, and my worst season since 19/20 is nearly in the books

GW36 summary: was on holiday last week, small red from 62k to 70k GW37: Palmer cap, sure hope it goes well 🤞

Was having a great week until the 2pms today

GW35: Glasner rounds off the AM run with a 9 pter (honest work by AM standards). 46 pts total for AM Sadly the rest of the team has been 💩, meaning I've only gained about 3k in rank on the 65k I was at when I activated the chip 😂 Decent green this week and top 50k still within touching distance 🤞

Cole Palmer scores today

Cole Palmer scores today

GW34: Thomas Frank mitigates an otherwise disastrous week. FH34 is the work of the devil. Top 50k still doable after seeming impossible ahead of tonight's game. 65k 🔻 81k

Following the 3pm games as a non-FHer

GW34: Eze, Sarr, JP, Arteta -> Mbeumo, Kluivert, Welbz, Frank (-4) £0.0 remaining itb 6 penalty takers and 1 🐐 in attack 65k

GW33: Mateta turns a green arrow red at the death. Feels like I got away with one overall though. Glad I swerved Saka. Sad I swerved Kiwior. 56k 🔻 65k

GW33: AM chip activated. Wasn't the original plan, but with no confirmation on DGW36 yet, this is potentially the last week to catch a DGW with the chip No transfers. 56k

GW32: BB success thanks to João Pedro with Tripps. Murphy and few others chipping in to pretty much halve my rank GW33 will be rough to say the least, so I needed to make gains this week. Hopefully AM35-37 comes in clutch to confirm top 50k by end of season

Up the Chels

GW32: Gabriel to Estupinan + bench boost

GW31: Decent green arrow in the end, got away with Palmer (c) 110k right now and target is top 50k

FH29 followed up by WC30. Swear I used to be good at this game. 135k

Decided my GW30 team doesn't look that bad because Dango is going to start due to rotation after Bournemouth play Man City in the cup

GW29: Bruno and Dalot save the FH at the death. My non-FH team is a bit of a mess but we'll worry about that later. 196k ♻️ 135k

FH29 feels a bit uninspiring, with my team in a bit of a mess for GW30 now too. This does set me off on a different path to the majority of the field though, so let's see how it plays out

Wake up honey new Pedro Porro just dropped

GW28: Massive green from 198k to 196k. FH up next

Getting cold feet on FH29, reckon I can still make this team work???

GW28: Eze and Muñoz in for Hall and Mbeumo. Hall injury/Dorgu RC cause a pivot to FH29. Bench looking a bit ropey

GW27: Pretty bad week. Dorgu RC ban for GW29 the cherry on the cake

Me after Salah's haul tomorrow

GW27: Dorgu in for Konsa and rolling the second FT. Never beating the 🤖 allegations

GW26: some more pos var helps keep me afloat while the field enjoys their last week of AM. Still undecided on WC30 vs FH29, but a drop from 117k to 139k in the past 3 weeks feels good

GW26: Easy roll. Ready salted crisps captain. Glad this is my last week fighting the rest of the field being on AM. 148k

GW25: Green arrow with no chip and all of my key decisions worked out 😎

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Bluesky rolling out some updates! ... But no group chats/media in DMs

Boring isn't it, just staying in, recycling the same arguments about form vs xG overperformance with your life FPL community:

Chelsea ruined my weekend already, but at least I have FPL to cheer me up

GW25: Glad that deadline has passed. Happy to risk Amad with Beto on the bench. Bruno and JP sold for Watkins and Dango. No idea if the moves were optimal, DGW32 was a bit of a spanner in the works and having AM still to play complicated things further. We'll see 🤷‍♂️

Me trying to work out my new chip strat

GW24: Been feeling v disengaged lately (a GW that goes on for years will do that) and no one uses this platform really (😔) but we absolutely take a red arrow from 117k to 169k given I didn't play a chip Beto 🫡

GW24: Rogers and DCL to Mbeumo and Beto (moves made on Thursday night, before the possible Villa DGW was announced) No TC left and delaying AM until GW25 or possibly even later 117k for now but would give you good odds on a red arrow this GW 😂 Anyone else on a no chip this week strategy?! 🙃

The goals show

Bought DCL and started him at 0.7% EO at my rank

GW23

From one Big Dom to another 🔃

GW22: Some recent transfers pay off. Solanke's parting gift of a no-show leading to a 6 pointer off the bench feels strangely apt. 82k