2 men = gay 1 man = 1/2 gay 2 women = gay 1 woman = 1/2 gay SO 1 woman + 1 man = 1/2 gay + 1/2 gay = gay SO STRAIGHT COUPLES ARE GAY. Sorry if the heteros are upsetero but it's math. Science, bitches!

Kill the bird. Save the world.

Thoughts on boycotts: inflict pain on the corporation. Buying a couple 99 cent ebooks from a self-published author on Amazon is fine. Don’t buy a microwave on it. Purity is never the answer. Restraint though and thoughtfulness is.

@pauljessup.com I saw this on a FB writing group & thought of your post. #HorrorWritersChat It was to write a two sentence horror short. This was my submission: "Despite the poison gas, sharp blades in the deadfalls, garrottes and other traps, I was still worried. My children were coming."

So's y'all know, I started a new comic strip. It will run every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday morning. It's called the Existential Cafe and is a lounge in the clouds for the gods and their minions. It will discuss politics, religion, philosophy and Yahweh and his "rodents". bsky.app/profile/thee...

#HorrorWritersChat My intro to my current novel that I'm working on. The novel is called "The Willigers" and it is probably one of the most intense things I've written. One of the bad guys is a serial child S/A'er who assaults victims while he eats them alive.

Hi everyone, I'm Jack Hillside a French illustrator doing fantasy, horror and sci-fi art. #art #fantasy

State by state list of groups and places that support trans people. Because fuck the GOP and the bigots. * stares * www.them.us/story/orgs-f...

Trans people are being directly aimed at and attacked by our own government. Other groups are targeted also, true But we are DIRECTLY being attacked, not just targeted. Now is the time. Before we're no longer here. Before we're slaughtered by our own government. Before it's too late.

On this day, we remember that 169 years ago, 20 Feb 1856, over 250,000 Romani women and men in Moldavia and Wallachia were freed from 5 centuries of enslavement. Enslaved Roma were deprived of their humanity and dignity, tortured, abused, killed and forced to work for free, including in monasteries.

❤️ It is a very dangerous time for us to be us. Especially with transphobes IN the queer community helping the Nazis. 😡 Friends of mine in TX have been forced to change their IDs back to AMAB, or risk jail if pulled over. Passport, SS card, BC and other restrictions. We're the "other". 😢

It’s got that new book smell, right out of 1912, with bright red blood staining the page edges. Couldn’t be more proud—couldn’t be any cooler:

Have you thought about passing on your legacy? I'm 64, so I'd be foolish not to. I started a private YouTube channel. I gave the password to both of my daughters with a request that they not watch it till I'm gone. First thing I put up was a living will sort of video. Detailing what possessions

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

This is in my top 10 favorite songs, ever (as well as "Bear Necessities"). One of the things I especially love about this one is watching the drummer really get into the music! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i2t...

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

It's here! Now let's give "Followers only" replies a quick test. Only people who follow me should be able to reply ...which is still a lot tbh.

On my Substack (free) is an intro post, a Goat Morning wish, a decades old joke I made up, & a short about a homeless man, a blood witch named "Ani", & a Grimelkin. There will be new content on Wednesday. 😊 substack.com/@siobhanotfae Grimelkin? What's that? Oh, nada. Just this guy here.

Sentences that are true yet may or may not need further explanation. - I got my elbow damaged by a cow in 1995. - I got food poisoning in 1995. (wasn't a great year) - I met Tim Russert in 2005 (before he died, obviously). I'm a Celtic pagan, not a necromancer. :P

seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism

Here is my Sunday story for my Substack. It involves Arthur, Ani, and Rosa. And a Grimelkin. You don't want to meet one. Ever. open.substack.com/pub/siobhano...

Sunday February 16th, 3:30PM EST "The Angry Wrench Speaks: Her Top Five Stories Of The Week" tinyurl.com/2j4ja7uv You can support the show here: linktr.ee/siobhancreat... Or sign up for my writing substack: siobhanofthefae.substack.com #SelfCareIsHealthCare #HumanRightsForAll

The community note 🤌😘

I'll be publishing my Sunday newsletter for my Substack tomorrow. I publish on Wednesday & Sunday mornings, so as not to fill up your email inbox. It will be focused on my writing and writing in general. And subscribing is free! siobhanofthefae.substack.com #SelfCareIsHealthCare #HumanRights4All

My submission for the Cast: Kermit the Frog: The WereVampire Mage and his Familar, Scooter Miss Piggy: The Bard Fozzy Bear: The Cleric Sam The Eagle: The Paladin Gonzo: The Rogue Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: The Artificers

That's what he said! tinyurl.com/4jszwvs3

I am usually up late so 'morning' is different for me.

I've been trying to get help with Substack. All they have is an AI bot that gives me the same options over and over. I only wanted to switch my login email. Now I get an error message of "too many emails". I am glad I just started it because NOW I have to redo the ENTIRE thing. Am. Not. Happy.

"I don't know why you can't get (your house cleaned, your book written, etc) done, "they" can do it. We all have the same 24 hours!" Oh? We have the 'same 24 hours'? Not all of us have maids, cooks, chauffeurs, valets, and personal assistants. So, no, we do not have the same 24 hours.

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

Buenos días. Este nevando. Afuera hace veinte grados y hace un poco de frío. Tengo chocolate caliente así que estoy bien. 😊

Still snowing, though it's slowed down. So far this morning, I've seen three sets of two women at various times, jogging by the window, and I'm like "nah, I'm good with that".

Hmm. Last read: 2nd volume in the 4-volume set of the entire 10-year run of Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watersson. Current read: 9-12 grade workbook para Espanol, and Dune Messiah Next read: probably reread of Orwell's 1984

“This is basically why I pay for the internet” 🦜 🔊 sound up 🎥percinimrek

A thread. 1) For those people who might say that "audiobooks aren't REAL books". I'm an author, a pedantic picker of poetry, and a lover of wordplay. I read books EVERY day. And I listen to audiobooks EVERY day. In fact, every night for probably the last 15 years or so, I've

Got any baby animals that are your favorites?

Considering I just got followed by someone who had "pro AI" in their bio, just a little reminder: I AM NOT and I WILL block your ass 😤😤

My first post on my new Substack, other than the intro post. open.substack.com/pub/siobhano...

@stabros.bsky.social and @sarahofbramblewood.bsky.social do either of you mind if I DM you on a writing question?

It is, of course, not up and running yet. I just started creating it like 10 minutes ago. 😆 But when it IS set up... siobhanofthefae.substack.com/subscribe

So, @sarahofbramblewood.bsky.social and @stabros.bsky.social, I fight this constantly. I edit my own... Read more: https://longer.blue/posts/qpVz7J9Dmt

Hmmm.

One of my favorite poems I've ever written. Cheeseburger Summer ******* We touch down in a whirlwind of boxes controlled chaos is order of the day taxi leading to a new place to hang the mezuzah sunshine, sunshine, always sunshine *

New upload on the audiobook channel! youtu.be/Lgl5EvKcvI8 The book that this story & series and others are available in is here. I put my prices fairly low, the cost of a cuppa coffee. Because I get just about nothing if someone reads it on Kindle Unlimited. shorturl.at/VjfD9 Enjoy.

I'm reviving this channel, as I said. Three more are in the works. Thank you so much to all of my friends for your help! This is one of my favorite vignettes that I've written. :P www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua2G...

I'm reviving this channel. There are at least three new stories coming up soon. They're basically little audiobooks I made from my short writing, vignettes and flash fiction. Then I asked various friends to narrate. Like, comment, sub, all that YT crap. lol www.youtube.com/@SiobhanOfTh...

Still can't get over this and how much I love it and both singers. ❤️😊 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrpi...

Read it. Read it. G'head. G'head. I dare you. I double dare you. Read it. 😆 From an old blog with an assignment from college about 16 yrs ago. Nothing gross or bad or anything. But (no spoilers, pls) if you read it, you'll understand why I dared you. And hate me. 🤣 tinyurl.com/ykfn6ach