the financiers?

post a photo of you now vs 20 years ago. post all of your orange themed artwork. draw this in your style. drop a selfie RIGHT NOW. post your favorite local restaurant within walking distance of your home. post your mothers maiden name. post your dog. what movie is this screenshot from? post your hol

there are multitudes here

[guy who is about to live through 3 more years of this] i don't know how we are gonna be able to sustain 3 more years of this

the new york times has always and forever will be an ally to fascism i don't know how many times we need to learn this lesson

probably means they flipped someone on that petition

nate silver 100% searches his name here on a daily basis because he's a bitchmade loser who needs to find a real job

too easy

aaron van dork

so am i allowed to say that the no kings shit has always been a mass scale astroturfed placation effort or

guys Clue is about to play on cspan

Abolish the Senate. It's antidemocratic, anti-Black, and classist. It exists solely because the racist founders thought the House of Representatives was TOO democratic and because the southern slavers demanded a house of Congress where they'd have outsized influence. Get rid of it.

motherfucker is doing "is what it is" on the senate floor because he's late to dinner with whatever fucking AI grifter that is lined up next to line his pockets

love america love this two party system where both platforms are "fuck you die"

let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out

unfortunately the army considers food as a bonus google search "bonus army" to learn more

sandwich exit velocity

sorry folks we have about 15 more minutes of sap pre-roll before the first pitch

now something to consider is the young korkiri boy who may not be able to stop the moon from crashing into the stadium before midnight

if you're still in line stay in line

this game has lasted longer than the confederacy ha ha just a lil politics joke for some levity

if i was pitching i would simply not hit the batter with the ball

if i had to make a choice between either getting shingles or covid again i would instead choose the third option which would be to find a pit filled with hungry ravenous wolverines

this is a fake post being passed around by blue maga bot accounts

its late night on bluesky you know what that means thats right its time for indiscernible footage of russian oil refineries getting exploded

the ballroom is gonna be built like total dogshit and it's gonna be so funny

"when" carrying a lot of weight here

the cool thing about ASUS is that their RMA process is equally as functional

looks a little unsafe to ride but i bet the hawkmeister could do it

i am finding it entertaining that the US oligarch based media has been posting all day in past tense language about the protests which are currently ongoing

turns out pritzker was indeed just another fucking billionaire

i think the biggest assumption being made right now is that these DHS goons are even married in the first place

[desperately trying to read the room] go... birds?

i'm rapidly approaching the point where if i have to spend a few minutes scrubbing around the timeline of every video and pixel peeping images looking for AI tells then i'm just gonna fucking log off and never come back to the internet.

"MAGA influencer" is an interesting way to label jack posobiec, the neo-nazi who at one point was just straight up posting nazi numerology on his twitter account because he is a fucking nazi.

"abolish ICE" is now the moderate position

they want you to keep going to your silly little computer job and pretend that this isn't going to stop

congrats to this fat fuck

lol

battlefield 6 available for pre-order now!!!!

here are my four and ONLY four possible scenarios: 1. pee pee 2. doo doo 3. poo poo 4. pee pee again

i am begging a single journalist in that room to ask these ghouls what in the fuck is wrong with them

i dont know

i too refer to the threat of lawsuits as "thoughtful conversations"

they want you to keep going to your silly little computer job and pretend that this isn't going to stop

lmao disney trying to drown out the kimmel news by announcing some new muppet shit fuck you

america's only export this point is our pop culture and hollywood workers could probably get this shit turned around if they went on strike.

lot of little bloodthirsty freaks on here tonight braying for NATO to do a war

IOF war criminal admitting the existence of their occupation is justification for killing people did i get this right?

evil fucking country