I need to. I have to. I want to.

For a witch that dealt in the matters of death, she sure enjoyed partaking of the essence of life. With @goldenlioness.bsky.social.

The next stage of tactical espionage? Count me in.

You brave enough to ride with this wildcat, Kitten?

They say the Major Snowpeak is often dead silent during war meetings at The Bozjan Resistance's HQ. What goes on in his head? Some glorious protocol? A more efficient military strategy? Assessing the weakness in the enemy's plan? The mind of a brilliant man knows no bounds.

[Featured Excursion] Huntar turned into a chick for a day on accident! Will the local Hrothgar casanova find out what it means to be a lady in this society? Help a gal out! Prebook: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Offerings: twd.crd.co#Featured-exc... Community: discord.gg/jzKP8BE5MK

It's time to bust out the ugly sweaters and wreck the halls this merry crisis. Starlight opening at The Wrong Door? Say no more. Opening on Nov 30. We'll see ya, Adventurer! Prebook: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Carrd: twd.crd.co Community: discord.gg/zGdrYYDjXg

[Featured Excursion] Sign's a very sad boy, having been broken up with before Starlight. Maybe he needs a friend to lift his spirits and help him find inspiration again. Prebook: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Offerings: twd.crd.co#Featured-exc... Community: discord.gg/jzKP8BE5MK

You brave enough to ride with this wildcat, Kitten?

[Featured Excursion] Monsters aren't the only horrors. Even the greed of man can just be as scary. Will you help Anton end the atrocities that plague Ul'dah? Prebook: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Offerings: twd.crd.co#Featured-exc... Community: discord.gg/jzKP8BE5MK

Like a little horror and a little romance in your RP? Well then, we call that "neck-romance-y." Knock upon The Wrong Door, for a trick and a treat! Opening this Sunday, Oct 19. Prebook: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Carrd: twd.crd.co Community: discord.gg/zGdrYYDjXg @wrongdoortavern.bsky.social

The next stage of tactical espionage? Count me in.

"Smile, the ladies love a good swordfight between gentlemen!" Ready for adventures filled with action and good ol' combat? Step into The Wrong Door. Opening soon, on Sept 28. Prebook: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Carrd: twd.crd.co Community: discord.gg/zGdrYYDjXg

No one would know what lies behind the silhouette of The Wall— —what clandestine machinations are at play within the shadows he casts.

Now, I may be a brute and a beast; but a Royal Guard could certainly appear regal when needed.

Always faithful, always loyal to the cause.

[Featured Excursion] Major Snowpeak's in need of adventurers for The Resistance. War's not for the faint of heart, and recruitment's grueling. Got what it takes? Prebook: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Offerings: twd.crd.co#Featured-exc... Community: discord.gg/jzKP8BE5MK

The best tanks protect their healers. Danger makes for good story 'round the campfire, so let us take you on an adventure or two. Opening this Sunday, pre-booking now open. Prebook: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Carrd: twd.crd.co Community: discord.gg/zGdrYYDjXg

[Featured Excursion] Ada's searching for new faculty! But first, our Senior Gleaner'll test your expertise— after all, The Studium's home for the brightest academicians. Prebook: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Offerings: twd.crd.co#Featured-exc... Community: discord.gg/jzKP8BE5MK

[Featured Excursion] Anton, is looking for adventurers of martial prowess to help protect his delivery caravan. Will his children get to eat on time? Maybe, with your help. Prebook: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Offerings: twd.crd.co#Featured-exc... Community: discord.gg/jzKP8BE5MK

Spinning the cylinder of his Gunblade, the Hrothgar runs to the nearby railings to spring himself into the air. With the click of the trigger, the cartridge sets off an explosion to propel him, before gravity pulls him down to smite the Nunh.

The Major will see you, now.

There's a world out there waiting to be filled with your story. Let our Guides ease you into it with our Featured Excursions, premade storyhooks for every adventurer. Step through The Wrong Door on July 20! Offerings: twd.crd.co#Featured-exc... Community: discord.com/invite/jzKP8...

Time for our ✨STORYGUIDE SPOTLIGHT!✨ Whether you're a soul seeking revenge or a connoisseur of fine crafts— Wentiana knows a thing or two about doling retribution to enemies, or the right tool for your next project. Go ahead and say 'hello', she doesn't bite, unless you ask! twd.crd.co#wentiana

A Hrothgar from Bozja and a Miqote Seeker from Ala Mhigo do make an unusual pair. So much so her tribe's Nunh would threaten her chosen Mate. He thought of her his Right; but to me, my ownership of her was a Privilege I earned, and will continue to earn.

For far too long I've tried convincing myself I ain't the bad guy. But if it means I get to free my country, I'd willingly be worse than the Imperialists themselves.

Weak in the knees now...? Good. Stay on your knees.

Mitsuki, the fox-auspice, would come to face the likeness of her former lover, Byakko once more. Huntar growled into her ear, "Tell him there is a new big cat to please you." He smirked at the tiger-auspice-turned-chair, "She's mine tonight, Byakko. Your loss." --- With @elena-xiv.bsky.social.

Breaking news: Hrothgar heads can now wear hats.

The duality of a man.

I can tell you like to disobey. Do you, hmm?

𝘈 𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘋𝘢𝘺, 𝘔𝘢𝘫𝘰𝘳 𝘚𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬.

Among Bozja's ruins, You remain my ghost.

You the new recruit I'm training today?

When you've got the title of "The Indomitable Wall of Bozja"— — y'learn that you only stop when you're dead.

Ain't good story without a beach episode, mmm? 🏖️ Join The Major and the rest of The Wrong Door gang this Sunday over at La Noscea's beaches for open RP, or 1-on-1 RP with our Storyguides. 🌊 Pre-bookings, OPEN NOW. 📌Carrd: /twd.crd.co/ 📌Discord: /discord.gg/9D5dNcU6/

"We're coming for ya~" Soak up the beach vibes with us and 𝖗𝖚𝖓 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 at the #WrongDoorXIV's summer event! Head on over to The Mist W7 P34 at 8 PM GMT+8. Pre-booking: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Sketch comms: tinyurl.com/3cbz79sw

Can finally share the frog I drew for The Wrong Door ueee 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 #clydoodle

When your girl's got an absentee father and he's got the gall to take credit for how fine of a woman she's grown up to be... ...I start to figure that fists speak louder than words when proving him wrong. Consequences of assaulting a Monetarist magnate be damned.

((Taking a little time to talk about what's most important to me, Hunt's pilot. To those of y'all taking the time to read, know that I appreciate your time doing so.)) Carrd: twd.crd.co Community: discord.gg/zGdrYYDjXg

MY NAME IS HUNT HIMBODOME, ANNOUNCER OF THE WRONG BRAWL! Let's get ready to RUUUUUMBLE and witness BLOOD-SPILLIN', and NOSE-CRACKIN'. Be seein' ya at The Wrong Door this Sunday. Carrd: twd.crd.co Pre-book: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Community: discord.gg/zGdrYYDjXg

I ain't your Daddy, Kitten— —that is, unless you ask nicely.

Putting the "Sex" in Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll.

I'll pop your hood, check your fluids, and get you lubricated just like I do these vacuum suits. The Professional's back in EROS, Baby. For one night only, tomorrow. Prebooking now: erosvrsc.carrd.co

Missed me? Daddy's back at EROS, and he's bringing back his big guns. For one night only, this Friday. Prebooking now: erosvrsc.carrd.co @theversaceffxiv.bsky.social

This feral Lion wears shirts, sometimes.

(Ya boy's snagged himself all four MTGxFFXIV commander decks upon pre-order release, so in celebration, y'all can have a copy of The Major in your own decks for printing, heh. Download link below.)

DAMN IT, RINA , STOP USING THE DOOR TO SNEAK INTO BOZJA! At my wits' end herding everyone back from wherever The Wrong Door takes 'em. Don't test me this Sunday. Community: discord.gg/zGdrYYDjXg Bookings: tinyurl.com/WrongDoorXIV Carrd: twd.crd.co Bsky: @wrongdoorxiv.bsky.social #WrongDoorXIV

You're the promising new recruit? Present yourself at my war table. I'll show ya how I position at the rear for a burst attack.

This make you happy, Kitten?