My Spotify Age is “listens to vinyl records”

Health care costs are soaring, but all I care about is the day the Epstein White House Ballroom is completed is the day we finally we can be proud to have a worthy venue for oligarchs and billionaires — our betters.

News for shoppers, Trump admin is accusing Black Friday of being DEI. Executive order will be to rename the day Gulf of America Friday. Have a very, very white Christmas.

Today’s vocabulary verb: Regris (ree-greye); v. The act of replacing a consumed bottle of Pinot Gris in the fridge with a new bottle of Pinot Gris. I regris, You regris, He/she/it regris We regis, You regris, they regris

After WWII, no German named their boy Adolph. In 2025, no American names their boy Donald. www.babycenter.com/baby-names/m...

Pretty sure I'll wind up in Hell for this.

Old enough to remember running around the house changing clocks before the time change. As the song goes, digital killed the analog clock.

It's Halloween and I'm not wearing a costume because I'm over 10 years old and not currently in the act of protesting outside the ICE office.

Quick question: What is the IQ of someone who thinks a cognitive test for dementia is an IQ test?

Pretty comprehensive look at every reason but the obvious one: they really are racists and Nazis. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

My double-sided sign from #NoKingsPDX #nokings

#nokings Portland

All bus and transit lines toward downtown Portland are packed to capacity #nokings

I'm attending No Kings's event, “Portland Indivisible and 50501. We Say NO KINGS!” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

Don't tell Kristi Gnome, but we snuck behind enemy lines to wine country in order to procure much needed provisions for war-torn Portland

Taco Dumbbell’s Epstein assertion that “it was the 90s, it was a different time, everyone was raping children” is just the kind of thing he needs to say to energize his sociopathic base.

$3.50 per avocado at Safeway. The TACO is anti-guacamole.

Saturday Afternoon Humor 🤪😜🤣

If I don't drink my two large teas every morning, I get teahydrated

This is a new one. Biblical?

Always astonished by politicians who think we are all totally invested in their fundraising and reporting deadlines.

Propose an Amendment To Delay and Disrupt the Reconciliation Bill act.indivisible.org/letter/amend...

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Portland or #nokings

This is my sign for #nokings

Please note the phone number change

My boomer wisdom of the day is that kids today have weird names

Watched “I’m Still Here” last night and my big takeaway is how much I want a slide rule again.

When I look at this van I go crazy

"For our customers' convenience, we have the 3 usb chargers no one uses"

What’s your favorite Daily Beast headline, “Trump Melts Down…” or “Trump Loses Mind…”. ? They seem to alternate

"Auro illam memini. Melior sum utar aliquo Tic Tacs modo in casu incipio eam osculari. Scis me sponte delectatum esse pulchram... Modo incipias eos osculari. Magnes est. Osculum iustum. Ne expectes quidem. Et cum tu stella es, id facias. Nihil potes". - Pope Donald I

Happy Easter, commemorating the time that Jesus Jones returned to the Billboard Hot 100 after dropping off.

anyone else starting to think the dude that shot the convict's ear was sent from the future?

the Four Questions of #RecordStoreDay (1) Why is this day different from other days we go to the record shop? (maybe because we have to stand in line?) /1

Oppenheimer developed something and he feared it would destroy the world. #Dopenheimer got elected president and we fear he WILL destroy the world.

I'm bad at crowd estimates, but there is 7 million people here in pdx

Even the Burnside Bridge is full #handsoff Portland or

Huge turnout downtown Portland. Can't even hear the speakers

Portland or

Winning platform for 2028: waiving extradition to The Hague

Pet peeve — people who say 1. Utilize instead of “use” 2. Myself instead of “me” 3. “Assholes who voted for Trump“ instead of “Trump voters”

Welcome to Stagflation Nation #StagflationDon

www.spiegel.de/internationa.... But her emails®

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Fun fact for expecting parents: Not giving your male child a middle name guarantees he'll never be a serial killer

Today in history: 378 AD, the Romans were defeated in battle by the Invisigoths, the barbarian tribe with unusually straight teeth.