Taco Dumbbell’s Epstein assertion that “it was the 90s, it was a different time, everyone was raping children” is just the kind of thing he needs to say to energize his sociopathic base.

$3.50 per avocado at Safeway. The TACO is anti-guacamole.

Saturday Afternoon Humor 🤪😜🤣

If I don't drink my two large teas every morning, I get teahydrated

This is a new one. Biblical?

Always astonished by politicians who think we are all totally invested in their fundraising and reporting deadlines.

Propose an Amendment To Delay and Disrupt the Reconciliation Bill act.indivisible.org/letter/amend...

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Portland or #nokings

This is my sign for #nokings

Please note the phone number change

My boomer wisdom of the day is that kids today have weird names

Watched “I’m Still Here” last night and my big takeaway is how much I want a slide rule again.

When I look at this van I go crazy

"For our customers' convenience, we have the 3 usb chargers no one uses"

What’s your favorite Daily Beast headline, “Trump Melts Down…” or “Trump Loses Mind…”. ? They seem to alternate

"Auro illam memini. Melior sum utar aliquo Tic Tacs modo in casu incipio eam osculari. Scis me sponte delectatum esse pulchram... Modo incipias eos osculari. Magnes est. Osculum iustum. Ne expectes quidem. Et cum tu stella es, id facias. Nihil potes". - Pope Donald I

Happy Easter, commemorating the time that Jesus Jones returned to the Billboard Hot 100 after dropping off.

anyone else starting to think the dude that shot the convict's ear was sent from the future?

the Four Questions of #RecordStoreDay (1) Why is this day different from other days we go to the record shop? (maybe because we have to stand in line?) /1

Oppenheimer developed something and he feared it would destroy the world. #Dopenheimer got elected president and we fear he WILL destroy the world.

I'm bad at crowd estimates, but there is 7 million people here in pdx

Even the Burnside Bridge is full #handsoff Portland or

Huge turnout downtown Portland. Can't even hear the speakers

Portland or

Winning platform for 2028: waiving extradition to The Hague

Pet peeve — people who say 1. Utilize instead of “use” 2. Myself instead of “me” 3. “Assholes who voted for Trump“ instead of “Trump voters”

Welcome to Stagflation Nation #StagflationDon

www.spiegel.de/internationa.... But her emails®

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Fun fact for expecting parents: Not giving your male child a middle name guarantees he'll never be a serial killer

Today in history: 378 AD, the Romans were defeated in battle by the Invisigoths, the barbarian tribe with unusually straight teeth.

#OldManDonald had a coup E-lon E-lon Musk And on this coup he had some goons E-lon E-lon Musk With a punch punch here and a noose noose there Here a poop, there a poop, everywhere a poop poop Old Man Donald had a coup E-lon E-lon Musk

#OldManDonald had a coup E-lon E-lon Musk And on this coup he had some goons E-lon E-lon Musk With a punch punch here and a noose noose there Here a poop, there a poop, everywhere a poop poop Old Man Donald had a coup E-lon E-lon Musk

The 10 Plagues (2025 version) 1. Measles 2 Colliding Aircraft 3. Podcasters 4. Incels 5. Musks 6. Medicaid Cuts 7. Pardons 8. Tariffs 9. Bird Flu 10. Idiots who vote

5 fire engines with lights going are parked in front of my house, should I be concerned or just make a TikTok?

Kryptocurrency

I met a woman so rich, she replaced the pearls on her necklace with hard boiled eggs

Can a coach topple his quarterback, resign and shake hands with the other coach?

Angles matter.

The Convict is going to order the Gulf of Mexico be renamed "The Gulf of America". I assume this is a placeholder until he finds a corporate sponsor (The Fandual Gulf of America? Maybe he could sell it to an oil company, considering how much spilled oil is there - "The Shell of America"?)

Shouldn't the plural of footman be feetmen?

if there was ever a better written song that "Pink Pony Club", I'm not aware of it. Take that, Cole Porter.

I have now seen the Ann Telnaes cartoon of Jeff Bezos's supplication before Donald Trump more often today than I've seen any other cartoon during the entire rest of the year. So, well played, Washington Post.

I now have more spam followers than real, starting to feel like "the old place". No, I'm not going to check out your onlyfans, no matter how many times you post with another handle.

Outraged by Jan 6, he spent two years getting inside the top ranks of militias like the Oath Keepers. He was stunningly successful. He penetrated a new generation of militia leaders, which included doctors, cops & government attorneys. This is his story. www.propublica.org/article/ap3-...

Happy goyishe new year for those who buy into the deep state’s so-called Gregorian calendar!

There will be a brief ceremony where they will be pronounced bitch & wife. www.cnn.com/2024/12/30/p...