Another big red arrow. I kicked the cat. It didn't make me feel any better.

That goodness this beautiful game starts in Vegas today and I can finally abandon the shit show that is my FPL team.

❌ Chalobah, Calafiori, Enzo ✅ Virgil, Hill, Semenyo 🧢 Rogers (chosen by fate) Let's get this shit show on the road

I know I'm a terrible person, but the Baftas controversy is pure comedy in this confused old world.

Back to back red arrows. Already rage traded Calafiori, Chalobah & Enzo to Hill, VVD & Semenyo. Feel like I'm behind the curve and can't wait to WC.

Shopping for a couple of defenders this week. One will be named Hill, any suggestions for the second?

🌏 18,819 🔄 0/3 🧢 Joao Pedro Calafiori brace on my bench as the ultimate troll from that pretty boy. Looking forward to using some transfers next week.

The run of green arrows ends at 15. App delete, see you all next season.

It doesn't feel like punting on Calafiori and taking on Rice was a good idea anymore 😬

🔄 Hall to Calafiori 🥉TC Gabriel 10 Arsenal defenders 😅Feels like a significant gw 🍀May the wind always be at your back

Post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/5kwIkF6LFDc?...

Does this count? youtu.be/iYtBMgLfqKQ?...

15th green in a row Who to get as my 3rd Arsenal?

Running a hedge to ensure I bench points

Didn't realise that Gabriel was the highest averaging player. Maybe I should give more thought to TC next week.

Great start to the gw with the Chelsea boys only to be punished by Ekitike & Sunderland defence. Snuck a 1 point green arrow to keep the run alive. Up to 14 gw now but the gains are getting smaller and smaller.

Am I the only one not playing their Sunderland defender? 😬

Mid game week rank wanker

The 'A Gagai Feldt my Hass' league open for anyone who wants to try their hand at NRL fantasy fantasy.nrl.com/fantasy/leag...

Game week started with me ignoring the leak. Had Gabriel as VC so it wouldn't have mattered. Ended with the 13th green arrow in a row. Made 3 early transfers so this could be the week I screw everything up and tumble back down the ranks.

Made the moves before price changes. First shake up of my team since the start of AFCON. Bench strength & 1 ft left if there's mid week carnage.

Check Live FPL to see a 0.3 swing happening today on my tentative moves. Can I get a quick sense check on: 🔄 NOR to Chalobah 🔄 Anderson to Mbeumo 🔄 Ekitike to Joao Pedro Thiago to ride the pine for a few weeks while Chelsea have their fixture run

Bogan Christmas arrived earlier this week and the app is finally open. Are there any league degenerates around here who play or would like to give it ago? Surely there are some Northerns around who prefer a quality product. #NRLfantasy

🔄 Saka to Bruno It's a weak move but also makes sense. It's done.

I wouldn't normally do this but... I've got some cash flow problems and hoping someone might be able to help me out. The plan was Saka, Wilson & NOR to Rice, Bruno & Chalobah next week. Had 0.2 spare and been watching prices. If Bruno goes up today as predicted, I'm priced out.

These things always give me a laugh. This year and last year. How should I interpret these graphs?

I wasn't going to post this but I know you're all dying to know how I'm getting on. Another green arrow and will probably roll to 5 free transfers 🥱

Worth the rewatch. As painful funny as I'd remembered.

Made my transfer yesterday to beat the price rise. 🔄 1/4 Cunha to Enzo 🧢 Haaland 🏦 1.7 🌏 36,613 11 green arrows in a row and waiting for the bubble to burst. Until then I'll be obnoxiously confident. Will look to yeet Hall & NOR in the coming weeks with Munoz & Chalobah likely targets.

I have just finished season 1 of Severance and am very confused about something. After being severed, the characters have 2 different consciousnesses which they switch between but share a physical body. So when the innies go to their outies, why are their bodies in different locations?

No FPL this weekend so I braved the 30°c heat and went outside

Rumbling on with 11th green on the trot

It is my understanding that I am now the richest man in the world

No BB and I'm full of regret. Didn't go pull the trigger due to: - possible rest/benchings with short turnaround - some weather chat - being a drop nut little bitch Congratulations to everyone who played any of Watkins, Dubravka, NOR, Alderete on their hauls.

I haven't done something stupid in a while. Normally when I do something stupid, I don't tell anyone until it's too late. Today though, I want your thoughts on my stupidity. Ekitike to Watkins & bench boost? Please rate on a scale of irredeemably stupid to brave but stupid.

Is there any information about potential blanks & doubles? How many we might get? Tempted to hit my BB this week.

❌ Captaincy blank ❌ Went Hall over Thiaw last week for the attacking threat ❌ Own over priced Saka instead of Rice Woe is me 😜 Stay positive whanau ❤️

Frimpong to Gabriel 🌏 118,703 💵 0.1 🔄 2 ft I just hope I play 11 this week.

I'm a massive believer that there is no correct way to play FPL. Almost all tactics and strategies can be employed successfully. However, I see so many teams without a 4.0 (or less) defender and I cannot understand the reasoning.

I suppose I should be pleased about this... But to score 17 points from Frimpong, NOR, Wilson, Thiago, Ekiteke & Capt Haaland and lose 10k rank today is a bit of a downer.

Frimpong clean sheet locked in. You can concede now Liverpool.

First cook of the year under way

Playing 4-3-3 and set up for 4-3-3 next gw. I hope this isn't what 'new year, new me' looks like.

No point waiting I guess

I'd love to see Haaland reveal an 'I belong to Haaland' shirt tomorrow.

Transfers done Semenyo ➡️ Cunha Senesi ➡️ Hall Capt Haaland Rogers benched It's midnight and I'm regretting my choices.

This might be a daft question... But why would Semenyo want to go to a club like City where he'll likely be a squad player?

On a run of 8 green arrows and 2.1m rank rise since I broke my team with these questionable trades

First of two Bournemouth players to be sold this week.

Semenyo and the Micro Returns. Wrong captaincy choice, no big returns, no idea how I'm on a green arrow. What kind of a gw is this?