I get it’s probably Milk Duds but really nothing better than Milk Dudes?!? Couldn’t get a little more creative but copyright safe?

Let’s get this bread 🍞

V tempted to just drive off into the horizon instead of go back to work after this lunch break

Guess who gets to spend the entire day polishing up a 3 month long campaign strategy I’ve been working on implementing - about 25 emails, paid retargeting ads and socials, print mailers, sales playbook and more. Gonna need hella coffee and a good podcast. 😭

Very excited for this dinner. Tortilla layered kebabs, basmati rice, grilled garlic naan, and a cilantro avocado dressing 😋 🤤

I fear I may be outgrowing a good portion of my tshirts - sad but also I do love a shopping spree 🛒

Has anyone ever paid for Masterclass and was it worth it?

Took a week off from the gym and just did some morning walks instead but now back - gonna give body recomp a go instead of bulk/cut for the next few months 🤞

Maybe I can drown the Sunday scaries in the hot tub?

Early dinner with friends I haven’t seen in years!

Had a much needed shower after 3 hours of working in my cabinet doors

Decided to green light a much needed haircut - feels so much better

After some minor complications and adjustments I can get back to my furniture project

I kinda hate how now if you want to get any decently priced food you have to have an app, and an account, and a rewards card, and all the other junk. A subway footlong is now like $13. I do have an account with the coupons and rewards and got it for $5 but like come on I don’t wanna do this forever

I’d like to put in a formal request we all pretend it’s Friday today and start the weekend early

Cheers to the Sunday scaries

Simple Friday fit 👕

Mentally manifesting the best possible life for myself ✨

Another day begins 🥱

Outside cause there’s so much sawdust and gotta wear the mask and eye protection so I don’t go blind and get the black lung lol

Cheers to the weekend

In desperate need of a shave and a haircut

Crazy case of bed head at the gym today

I’d like to have one day where everything isn’t on fire. Is that to much to ask

In search of gym partner who will push me and call me a little baby if I don’t lift heavier

Just as the prophecy foretold

Pulling old stuff out of drafts cause I’m to busy/lazy to take new pics 😉

She’s the only reason I am able to make to thru today #mansbestfriend

Vroom vroom I’m in me mams cahr

In desperate need of a quad shot espresso

Happy Friday 🍻

Ahhhh flash back to good ole college years. I miss not having responsibilities and bills 😭

Feeling v cute and presentable for work

Extra sleepy and crazy hair but I made it to the gym

To help me drink my protein shakes I just pretend they are my magic wizard potions that grant strength and stamina - it honestly kinda helps lol

If you need me I’ll be relaxing here all day

Happy Friday we are almost to the weekend everyone stay strong and also buy me a beer tonight plz

Goooooood morninggggggggg San Franciscoooooooo (I do not live anywhere near San Francisco)

My council notified me I forgot to post this morning 🤭 so good afternoon everyone love each and every one of you 😘

I did good today 😊 and I still have enough calories left for a sweet treat

Dinner is served. Butter chicken with rice and garlic naan

Choking down my third protein shake of the day. Please someone just come feed it to me

Suns out, guns out

Morningggggggggggg

Peak bulk - need to look at this every day to get my motivation back 💪🏻

Restful lunch then back to the ole grind

Night night party people

Doing manly activities 🪵