I’d like to wipe my memory so I can rewatch Colonel Mustang burn Envy to ashes again for the first time.

Cute cashier at the local Kwik Trip stole a quick glance, but not quick enough because I noticed. Looks like I now have to go only to this gas station for the foreseeable future until we fall in love.

This is my life now

Ooooooo only 9 am and I am already rapidly approaching a crash out at work 😀

don’t skip! post you in another country The beer in Germany won’t drink itself 🇩🇪

I’m extremely irritable today and I don’t know why and I’d like it to stop thank you

Look at my baby gorl standing up all by herself

Day 2

Same arm different angle

Coated in paint and very tired 😪

Helping my brother paint his house today 🎨

I hate that “Director of Influencer Marketing” is a real role lol can you imagine the day to day of that? Like yes we need 20k singing deal so we can get this tiktok girl that grinds on promo products to do a video for us

Such a gorgeous day today

Finally got around to putting the legs on this butcher block dining table I refinished a year ago lol

The subtle art of trying to figure out the correct time to let a new person know just how weird you are 😊

Noooo don’t touch that!!!! That’s my emotional support box fan!

Ok this latest episode of Invincible has me STRESSSSSSSEDDDDDDDDD

Wellllll looks like the internet and phones are out at work. Guess I gotta work from home today 🤷🏼

Final glue up 😂 fits a little to close and almost didn’t go

Another weekend gone 😔

Ayeeeeeee first line up is almost perfect

But at least I’m making progress

The amount of time it takes to make sure everything is plumb is stupid

If you need me I’ll be edging all day today

Cheers to the weekend

If anyone needs a hibachi chef lemme know

I am 💀 lololol

I think it’s funny in Star Wars how some Jedi like struggle to hold up a person or a rock with the force, meanwhile Maul can literally rip a ships engine in half or Vader and hold an entire ship from taking off. I know some are stronger than others but still

Cheers to drink #2

Tell me why I took out my pill bottle this morning, misplaced it, hunted for 45 minutes to find it, and I finally found it BEHIND MY COUCH CUSHION. How tf did I manage to 1: put it there and 2: forget that I put it there.

My mom sent us this pic from their cruise and honestly I’m kind of obsessed with it lol phone umbrella??? Love it - slay on to this grandma

Really solid balance on my caloric intake 😆

My biggest movie gripe is when people fall in the ocean after being chased by some sea monster and OPEN THEIR EYES UNDERWATER in the OCEAN to look at the monster.

This cabinet is gonna be so fckn heavy 😭

I used “turn my swag on” for the audio but I was in fact listening to Pink Pony Club 💅

Gym time with the ole ball and chain

So mad I’m working today

Base layers done on two pieces 🥰

Dinner is served

She’s readyyyyyyyyy and so tender 🤤 gravy is getting cooked down on the stove, mashed potatoes are done. We eating good tonight

Last month I oversaw the restructuring of our company’s paid google ads with new creative and improved copy and it got us a 14% increase in ecom sales this month - yay imposter syndrome has been defeated for today

Prepping my pot roast 😋 ready in 7 hours

Slay the boots down house

Love an empty gym morning

I think it’d be really funny if someone went as “Low Angle Frieren” for comicon lol

Was gonna ask for a title bump to match my responsibilities but I just messed up last week so now I have to wait until that issue has passed 😩

Me trying to stay casual about how nice it is so Mother Nature doesn’t slam us back to 30 degree weather

I am very tired and would like to go back to bed

Such a gorgeous day today

Ok but this snap filter is making me want to get this hair style 🫦