Finally a reason to use LinkedIn

It appears I’ve chosen a not ideal time to get into baseball as an arbitrary Cubs fan

Wait the shah of Iran is woke?

Since everyone seems to have opinions on these “AI in college” articles I suppose I better share some: it’s bad kids are using it, but a) professors have a lot of resources at their disposal to fix the issue and are being lazy and b) this is a broader issue of how we “prepare” students for college

Rory Fucking McIlroy

I for one cannot believe guys obsessed with the future and technological progress hate the people they work with and want dictatorial control over every aspect of life. Pic unrelated

It’s a sad day for sports when Detry winning the WM Phoenix Open by 7 shots is the most exciting sporting event broadcasted by CBS today

If the Chiefs invaded hell I would at least make a favorable reference to the Eagles in the House of Commons. - Winston Churchill (probably)

Look I know there’s some crazy stuff going on, but Rory McIlroy has the clubhouse lead at Pebble Beach and is giving me Masters hopes

Holy shit Pebble is actually a good tournament this year? Let’s go

The Drizzler

“And we, gallant men that we are, think that we are doing our duty to the republic if we keep out of the way of his frenzied attacks.” Damn if anyone’s got me it’s my guy Cicero

People say you can’t learn anything from Roman history, but all I’m saying is it can’t be a coincidence that things go to shit once a German fella starts to feel big for their britches

John le Carre is such a good writer

To Ryan Day

Tommy Roy and Sam Flood are salivating at this CFB commercial load and thinking about how they can implement it in golf coverage

Riley Leonard every other play:

Chuck Schumer saying “now is a time for bipartisanship” after getting railed for god knows how long by McConnell and for the past 2 years by a backbencher in Johnson is truly watching the master at work

The only way I’ll be livid if an app gets banned is if they take down The Masters app. Truly the greatest app of all time

Holy shit man Erich Gruen can write a history book. It’s so nice to read nicely written history books that also provide you with a lot of information, something that is incredibly rare these days

RIP to my GOAT youtu.be/krHgMjyC_NY?...

It’s easy to make fun of the Brits for their silly traditions, but Lloyd George being able to neuter the Lords by threatening to appoint new peers because they don’t have a constitution is an unquestionably baller move and an ability I wish our system had

Quinn Ewers throwing interceptions:

Tangentially related but there are really only a few moments in movies that I rewatch that still give me goosebumps. The Casablanca La Marseillaise moment does it every time, and woe be to anyone who makes fun of it

My take on the “cooking vs delivery” issue is that we don’t have enough programming that teaches you how to cook. I grew up when Food Network had Emeril, Good Eats, Barefoot Contessa, etc. They actually taught you how to cook, but now that it’s a Triple D 24/7 network they don’t exist anymore

Texas vs. ASU

Hate people who wear glasses with no lenses for fashion. My astigmatism is not your costume.

We’re smoking that Tannenbaum deluxe mixed with reindeer shit. We’re snorting glitter elf farts. We’re smoking misfit toys. So full of Christmas cheer that NORAD calls me to see where Santa’s at. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.

Just now learning that a) the Good King Wenceslaus guy from the song had a cults in England (?) and Bohemia and b) he was assassinated by his brother, Boleslaus the Cruel. Waluigi tier bullshit

Okay 100% convinced now that Jeffries is not cut out for this

Merry Christmas indeed youtu.be/1d5aRcKjnsA?...

New Defunctland release let’s go baby

I’m so glad this was saved from the burning of Alexandria. All timer

You ever notice how hard it is to get relics these days? The supply of relics is at an all time low.

I’m glad the new Indiana Jones game appears to be good. Dial of Destiny was stinky (and not in an utter woke nonsense way, but a bad idea from the jump way)

Found a weevil in the flour bag today. I was going to try and salvage it, but buying a new bag is the lesser of two weevils

Woke “Home for the Holidays” be like “the traffic is fine because we’ve invested in mass transportation infrastructure”

Someone should write a piece about how Dems should adopt Norm’s comedic instincts into communicating with people. It would do numbers (receive one like from me)

There are more pictures of the assassin than of Alexander the Great. What is this world coming to?

I’m curious to see if Josh Stein has the juice in the next 4 years. Seems like NC Dems, despite being where they are, have their shit together

Syrian rebels the past week and a half:

I’m hearing reports that the reason Assad was so confident the rebel advance would be stopped is that his commanders claimed they would bring Julani back to Damascus “in an iron cage”

Georgia exposes Texas AGAIN and Assad gets toppled. Christmas came a few weeks early this year

So when Pitt the Younger and Winston Churchill drank on the job they’re “saviors of the British nation,” but when I do it I’m “a problem” and “not a good person.” Double standard much?

THE NEW YORK TIMES: Globally, the Healthcare Profession is Under Siege From Left and Right "Bashar A., an optomestrist in the Damascus area, says that healthcare professionals are scared - events such as the recent shooting of the UHC CEO 'have us all on edge'"

What impressed me most about Michael McDonald in the yacht rock documentary was that he always had that shit on. Sick ass fits

Yet another close encounter with Chipotle’s overstuffed burritos. The gluttonous masses couldn’t behave and now the rest of us have to suffer structurally unsound burritos that are just bursting at the seams.