“Seems kind of boring here.”

the fuck

* . . . [* The skeleton can be seen walking around, some dust on his clothes.]

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“….Shit…”

“No… It’s- …Alright, it’s sorta humorous…”

“I am nice! …Sometimes…”

“S-Seeker… L-Light… Listen.. I… I can explain, I just got a little upset at that time…”

“Oh… Well… I like the flipnote vibe here. Brings me back.”

“What the hell, where am I?” Kirb said, confused.

“W-Wait kid! Don’t run of…”

“…Yeah!”

“Yeah… most of the time it’s accidental.”

“this joke reeks…”

“Eh, I’m used to animals doing that to me, apparently, they don’t like creatures like me… either that or it’s cause I burnt their forest.”

“H-Hey! It’s okay… I should’ve probably not done that… Heh heh…”

“WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!” Kirb rose out the bush. “I WASN’T ACTUALLY!!! I WAS JUST PRETENDING!!!”

“….maaaaybe???”

“…Uh… 3 minutes?” Kirb the bush said.

Bro dragged a bush here “…!” He is not slick.

Kirb stops his narrating. “Now as you can see the Nyan Cat is a space alien if it wasn’t obvious.” “…Why did I say that outloud.”

“As you can see… the Nyan Cat has woken up from its nap. It’s brain is small as it just realized it was floating with its body upside down.” Kirb said, smugly, slightly snickering to himself.

“And here we have the sleeping Nyan Cat.” Kirb said, narrating like it’s a nature encyclopedia.

The guy was just vibing.

“yo i think i’m gonna get jumped by pokémon.”

“….yes…?”

“….It’s just… I hate being called Sonic… I hate it… I’m not him… I’m Kirb.”

“….I… I know I don’t have an excuse for what I did, so… I just wanted to say I’m sorry… Heck… I shouldn’t be talking… I don’t even know if I have any parents either…”

“…Listen… I just wanted to… apologize for my previous behavior… What I said was too far…”

“….Soooo… Starvolt, is it?”

“Sure! I can look after him!” Kirb smiled.

“….right…”

“….Right!” Kirb was thinking, how could he talk to Starvolt alone, so he could make up with him and be friends.

“Well… I get around. What about you three?”

Kirb sits next to the Pokémon.

“I think I’d like that.”

“I can tell…” Kirb smiled.

“Well this is my first time meeting you, Starlight, you seem pretty nice.”

“…Yeah probably for the best.”

“I’m Kirb. I just came here to relax.” “And also uhh… Here to y’know make.. friends.”

It sure was peaceful. Nothing could ruin thi- “A nice day outside, isn’t it?”

“Right! good idea! I’ll go apologize!”

“Shit… What do I do? How do I fix this..?”

“Basically… this rat called me a sonic rip off… and so I decided to bring up his dead parents.” “Never call me a sonic rip off.”

“Well… Yeah… An…” At that moment, Kirb realized the issue. “Oh shit.”

“Well… Um… I… Uhhh… nothing i guess?”

This got Kirb to think, to actually consider… “Kind of?”

“You could say that.” The creature said.

“I took a guess about them.”

They called me a Sonic ripoff.