Book Number 37 The Salt Grows Heavy Would I Recommend It? If you want horror, love, and more horror 🧜‍♀️ Everyone deserves to be loved. No matter how horrible their past. Or if they like eating eyeballs and pieces of skin like sushi This was a blast Strangely profound for how gore filled. #booksky

Nothing like sitting outside with a lantern reading a scary short-story

Book Number 36 Dead Man’s Hand Would I Recommend It? If you want an action packed debut novel full of magic 🪄 At times repetitive. At times I was unable to put it down. This is really a great start for an author I didn’t know existed and will 100% continue reading his work. Read it. #booksky

Movie Number 149 The Naked Gun Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch Liam Nielsen actually fall in love ❤️ Genuine laughs throughout. Hilarious action. The exact amount of ridiculous you should expect with a movie called The Naked Gun. Perfect? Nah, but a hoot. #filmsky

Anyone wanna lend me some money so I can buy a Purple bed?

Movie Number 148 Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch a flashback of all the other movies followed by two stunts 🤷‍♀️ It took 90 mins for this movie to get going. Don’t treat your audience like they don’t know your movies. Plane stunt was sick #filmsky

Movie Number 147 Jurassic Park: Rebirth Would I Recommend It? If you wanna a bunch of hot people get sweaty and run around 🏃 when it started with title cards explaining the lore and then immediately explain everything that was in the title cards I knew we were in for a mild ride #filmsky

After all this time. I got two job offers today! Now I have to decide on stability or the job that will give me loads of time to write… Thoughts? #booksky

Post a horror movie everyone should see #horrorsky

Book Number 35 Empire of Silence Would I Recommend It? If you want dense sci-fi and a fantastic pay off 🪐 I get why people have been calling this the Dune of our generation. It’s dense. It’s filled to the brim with lore. 80% I’m forgetting who belongs to what house. And it fuckin rules #booksky

Movie Number 146 Sharknado Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch some of the most insane jump cuts in a movie ever 🎥 I’ve always wanted to watch these, I mean, there’s 6 of them, how bad could they be? Bad. And not, lol look at this bad movie, like bad bad. #filmsky

Movie Number 145 Highlander Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch an insane fantasy staple 🗡️ An absolute insane 80s fantasy movie when studios weren’t afraid to take a chance. Every decision by every actor is 150% too much. it makes it such a fun watch. You can’t take it too serious #filmsky

8 Weeks past. Another job interview where they went with someone else. 🤷‍♀️ Guess I’ll just continue writing stuff and hoping something catches

Book Number 34 Beware of Chicken Would I Recommend It? If you wanna read a cozy story of love and life ❤️ In a world that worsens every day, sometimes you just need to read a cozy fantasy. Love, life, farming animal companions. This book had me smiling ear to ear the whole way through #booksky

Movie Number 144 Wild Card Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch Jason Statham try to be a dramatic actor 😭 Jason. There’s moments, and I mean moments where I think you’ve got it. But this ain’t it. The tortured man with a bad past is only great when your killing hundreds of baddies #filmsky

Movie Number 143 A Working Man Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch Jason Statham do Jason Statham things ☠️ Jason Statham makes one movie. This one, wouldn’t really say is firing on all cylinders. You know kind of movie you make, they are more fun when you lean into the absurdity #filmsky

This weeks episode of South Park is gonna rip

THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!!

Movie Number 142 Jurassic Park 3 Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch a group of people make the most insane choices over and over 🦕 Hot take. I like this one. It’s stupid, the people are stupid, and there’s no way the military would get there that fast. But hey, Dino kill people 🤷‍♀️ #filmsky

Movie Number 141 My Bloody Valentine 3D Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch one of the most hilarious examples of forced 3D ⛏️ Extended nude Chase. Horribly uncinematic kills, and a twist that felt like it was decided literally when they were filming the last scene. Skip it. #filmsky

What’s this? Two chapters in a week? What’s happening? Have I… started to like writing again? Only one way to know. Chapter 5 is out! Maybe… check it out? #booksy #authorsky #writersky www.royalroad.com/fiction/1225...

Movie Number 140 Weapons Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch a master of horror at work 🔪 Zac Creggar has mastered building suspension just two movies into his career. Good god do I love what his fucked up little brain comes up with. Nothing can prepare you for what those kids do. #filmsky

Movie Number 139 Dangerous Animals Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch JAI COURTNEY ABSOLUTELY KILLING IT 🦈 Every once and a while I can still be surprised. This is it folks. It’s so much goddamn fun. And one giant cgi shark aside this movie absolutely nails it for me. #filmsky

Movie Number 138 Ballerina Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch Ana de Armas kill people 🕺 This is one of the best examples of “Do Not Think” action movies. Is it perfect? Gods no. But man did I enjoy the hell out of it. #filmsky

Guys! Writing is interesting again! Yay! Chapter 4 is out! Maybe… check it out? #booksy #authorsky #writersky www.royalroad.com/fiction/1225...

Movie Number 137 The Thursday Murder Club Would I Recommend It? If you wanna Pierce Brosnan be a absolute goofball 🤪 While genuinely fun to watch talented actors ham it up for the camera an easy to figure out mystery and bloated length causes this movie to be… well, forgettable #filmsky

You ever have one of those days where you find out you were refused from a job interview and it just ruins the whole day? Yup

Movie Number 136 The Bayou Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch drugged up crocodiles do… nothing? 🦎 Fascinating concept (Methed up Crocadiles) bogged down by a story nobody wanted. Let’s kill some people in cool ways. Let the horde of monsters be monsters. Stop talking. #filmsky

Movie Number 135 Hot Shots! Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch a ridiculous satire ✈️ It’s hard to come to terms with the fact that Charlie Sheen used to be funny. A movie satire based off of a semi-popular action movie would never get made today and that’s really too bad. #filmsky

Dreams are funny, because sometimes I wake up more confused than a grandma that wasn’t supposed to fall asleep at the party And sometimes my dream explains itself to me like a really bad SNL bit And there’s no in between

If Trump dies on Labor Day I think it should trigger Communism automatically.

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Movie Number 134 Toxic Avenger Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch a group go the most insane characters be horrible then die 💀 Toxic Avenger is practical effect perfection mixed with the wild characters that include Cigar Man, Slug, and Bozo. It’s weird. It’s gross. It’s fun. #filmsky

Movie Number 133 Slotherhouse Would I Recommend It? If you wanna see a stuffed sloth kill people 🦥 This sloth drives a car. Enough said. Watch it. #filmsky

Movie Number 132 Chopping Mall Would I Recommend It? If you wanna see some insane robot practical effects 🤖 This movie is insane in the best way. Robot murder spree. Weird teen romance. Bonkers line reads. The guy who directed this movie has 109 movie credits. Legend. #filmsky

It’s brutal playing through Elden Ring again. Just finished the DLC and now it’s be got the post game blues. What an incredible game.

Movie Number 131 Sleepaway Camp Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch an insane relic of the 80s slasher genre 🔪 Kids actually acting will always impress me. But nothing can prepare you for how this movie ends. I figured it out early and yet… holy shit what a final shot. Watch it. #filmsky

[says through teeth gritted so hard that they're practically shattering] Thank you, Michael Bay.

Movie Number 130 Hell Baby Would I Recommend It? If you wanna are in the mood for the stupidest jokes known to man 🩸 Is it good? No. Is it funny? Sometimes. And yet… I laughed the whole time. Probably cause I was in the mood for it but sometimes you just need to turn your brain off. #filmsky

Movie Number 129 The Hunt Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch a bunch of famous people get shot 🔫 They really thought they had something with the woke liberals being the bad guys. It was close. Shouldn’t have killed everyone so fast. Betty Gilpin needed someone to bounce off of #filmsky

Snoop Dog, being scared of a same sex couple in an animated movie, is not very gangster.

Finally playing Shadow of the Erdtree. It’s just more Elden Ring It RIPS

Movie Number 128 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch some college students do a home invasion and pay 🏡 There’s something so fun about watching the movie that was the blueprint. The reason all horror movies follow a specific trope. Watch it. #filmsky

I wanna do a Chris Hemsworth Limitless type tv show but it’s just me trying to figure out what to eat for dinner every night.

Movie Number 127 The Lost World Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch the worst military operation in US History 🤯 Jeff Goldblum is hot. The story is lacking. The Dinos are cool. This one really is missing a heart. And while I always enjoy these movies, this one is near the bottom. #filmsky

Movie Number 126 Aquaslash Would I Recommend It? If you wanna one very gory scene 🩸 There’s always a chance you find a horror movie that doesn’t know it’s a horror movie. This is one of those. One brutal scene right at the end does not make a movie good. #filmsky

Movie Number 125 The Haunting on Fraternity Row Would I Recommend It? If you wanna watch Project X meets The Conjuring 👻 Every once and a while — when I’m watching low budget horror all day — I sometimes find one that is legitimately fun. The Demon Rips. The Kills are fun. Watch it. #filmsky

Movie Number 124 Slashlorette Party Would I Recommend It? If you wanna see the worst depiction of mental health I’ve ever seen 🧠 Shitty men. A woman who “is bad” because she goes to therapy. A forced lesbian love, and she stays with her abuser in the end. Don’t watch this #filmsky

Movie Number 123 The Mouse Trap Would I Recommend It? If you wanna see a teleporting Mickey Mouse 🔪 These movies are bad Like really bad And yet I’m hooked. This movie is so aware that it’s a Disney property (derogatory). Songs, references, at one point they play all of steamboat Willy. #filmsky

Movie Number 121 Piglet Would I Recommend It? If you wanna question if this is a spinoff or am original idea 🐷 I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole. And not the one to the 100 acre wood. Turns out there are literal hundreds of these movies. I’d watch a guy in a mask kill people for hours. #filmsky