Wake up at 4am “They should call gocks glocks because they shoot cum”. Fall asleep.

Love the 2 minute meltdown Bumble has trying to find a ‘potential match’ when I open it.

There needs to be a rhythm game called Wildly Beating Off.

I miss enjoying things

With the new Tomb Raider coming out in 2026, will Lara top Tifa in the Pornhub award for the Most Searched for Video Game Character.

I’m going to try that whiskey only diet, did you see how thin Trevor Moore got?

Just doing my favourite past time of sitting on the toilet at work.

That time of the year to share my favourite Christmas song youtu.be/gX90p3Q1I9g?...

Looking at NSFW posts whilst working because I’m on a death wish (my job is school bus driver).

I'm sorry but it's been stuck in my head for hours and I need to get it out to the world.

The Discover feed is just news of USA shitting itself. Again. 🥱

Also answering phone calls is for bitches. I don’t make the rules.

I know it may be a bit cheesy but lying down on a public bench at 4am and staring at the stars is one of my favourite past times. (A shit camera doesn’t really help but I get to see the beauty).

You know you're in a bad spot when you eat a really nice burger but can't finish it all.

I know i haven’t said much recently. But I’m learning to cry to make up for it.

I hope Bluesky stops showing so much American Politics in my discover feed. I have no respect for it and find it rather redundant compared to the shitposts I wish to drown my EU brain in.

Maybe people who take copious amounts of drugs are onto something.

I’m not sure if it’s the alcohol. The rain. The sad music. Or my being. But the vibes are very melancholic at the moment.

I thought Spotify called me a twink, which was bold after they called me a skateboarding horse.

Bluesky struggling now I muted American politics.

Taking the bold move of blocking the word Trump.

Some people use fancy Greek words. I use NOFX. youtu.be/MU1aD0xbNOw?...

Americans not done any favours in changing the rest of the world’s perception of them.

Really enjoying the recent influx of artists. My feed is just a bunch of cool art now and I couldn’t ask for more.

I’ve spent a hot minute thinking and cried realising what I am. Where I am. And what everything I do is for.

Do people know where I can trauma dump on. I want to shit my depression on someone so hard it hurts then as much as me.

I’m a man of simple needs, all I want is good design of Nyx I can get a tattoo of.

I’m only nihilistic because I don’t have a goth gf.

You ever just sit on a bench at 1AM and just wonder why for 40 minutes…