Times were really tough for millennial musicians who didn't stomp or clap

Et toi, tu es mon Totino

Hell no beef tallow

Why is the discover feed full of stale New Yorker articles with bad takes?

Alligator Alcatraz could really use a cheerful cartoon mascot with a red hat, just like Buc-ee's, the Beaver Buchenwald

Went to marital arts class tonight but everyone else had a different robe

You know, the parade is not actually going to be a parade

What if she never stops and keeps buying catalogs of music, and one day we wake up to a Target exclusive 3xLP of Europe '72 (Taylor's Version)

The four-sided cheese grater as an economic weathervane

Bsky posters who worry about microplastics and then show off their new vinyl represses of Herb Alpert records

I suppose that Shiba Inus are no longer cool

I was very confused seeing randos posting about black metal today, turns out it's gaga

Giving up fish frys for lent, mostly to avoid Catholics at the tavern

Die-All antibacterial soap eliminates the remaining 0.1% that other leading brands give mercy to

That fleeting moment of solidarity when it's -40°F and -40°C at the US/CA border

Those weirdos on eBay who only accepted personal checks are probably pretty smug right about now

The man on stage yelping with a chainsaw has obviously never experienced the thrill of an angle grinder with the guard removed

In "The Taxes Chainsaw Muskacre", you can see Elon's botched PPE