I need solid convincing that this isn't the official theme song of 2025. "Listen up man, I'll tell you who I am Just another stupid American You don't wanna listen You don't wanna understand So finish up your drink and go home"

This fuckin guy. THIS GUY. Why did I choose telecom?

Also Angry Papa Smurf: “I DEMAND YOU HAVE THE LANGUAGE IN THIS LEGAL DOCUMENT FROM SPECTRUM CHANGED”

Guy I’m having to work with, gonna call him Angry Papa Smurf. Angry Papa Smurf: “I’VE BEEN IN TELECOM LONGER THAN YOU HAVE AND I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU CAN DO THAT. GET COMCAST ON THE PHONE OR ELSE.” Me internally: “oh bless his heart he doesn’t know the dark arts that he’s fucking with.” Also no.

So two things tonight. 1 - The GOP deleted the study that said “lol you’re all terrorists” to…hide it? We all already know. 2 - It finally happened. I got a “In Trumps <thing>!” In an email from a customer today. I’m a PM in telecom and he’s so fucked up now. Oh the paperwork. Hope he has e-sign.

Truly insane post from The Federalist, which includes the recommendation that the government pressure tech companies to limit access to BlueSky because of the reaction to Kirk's death thefederalist.com/2025/09/15/w...

Received a new project. My opposite joins the call on teams, turns his camera on, and proceeds to actually point his finger at me via the camera and scream for 15 minutes incoherently. Still don’t know what that was about. I told him his new internet install dates and he became happy. Yeah….

Turns out when you are on your 4th mai tai and yelling at a bigot you have a few typo errors. I argue they got my point regardless.

Mothman we all know you can see the future. We all know you can throw us a bone here and tell us one way or another because it doesn't always have to be about a bridge.

WHAT THE ACUAL FUCK MOTHMAN, THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?! YOU CAN TELL US!

Listen…I am not a religious man but whoever or whatever is out there.. Please. Do us all a solid and just make it be real when I wake up in the morning. So please I pray to you, elder god, being of unknown origin/time/space/dimension, Bob Dobbs, Emperor Norton, The Ghost of General Sherman. Plz.

Bad insomnia so sitting here with headphones on and relaxing to The Protomen’s Queen album. These are some really really good covers.

Another fun fact. Speed enforcement is granted permission to jurisdictions by the state DOT and Dept of Revenue. With this they audit departments to verify they aren’t writing speeding tickets for 1-5, 6-10 over the speeding limit 100% of the time. 1/2

“Climate change isn’t real” Me over here in West Central GA getting a tornado warning every two weeks and three tornadoes this year alone begs to differ. Had two EF-1’s and an EF-0 that whipped right over head.

I won't reply to anyone but i'll say this. Newsom standing up to Trump is, in my hot take, a shitty performance to try and run for President should we have another election. You wanna hero worship a guy who is routinely cruel to unhoused people? Broken clocks and all but he can rot for all I care

K. We are seeing civil unrest and police brutality like never before so im going to start sharing my inside knowledge, training, and experiences and post them. Let me know if you have a specific question but understand my experiences and training are from Georgia and may differ from other states 1/2

Thought about endlessly harassing my local congressman but last time he told me I wasn’t a constituent of his. That and ever since he joined up with DOGE he’s never in office so I can’t talk to him on the phone. And he won’t hold town halls so we can’t talk in person. I don’t bite I promise dude.

Guess we all don’t want to eat the rich here. Trump said so. Any MAGA idiot that supports this is exactly that. But hey kill the poor while MAGA really stands for “Make America White Again”

I really really really really hope when the dust settles and IF we have another election… Which I’m sure a lot of us are thinking that. But I hope someone actually does something and pins god damn felony charges on these clowns and ACTUAL CONSEQUENCES happen. But it won’t and we all know it.

Community Notes are gonna vanish lmao.

Felt cute but wanted to stay on topic. So I will let the man, the myth, the legend himself Mojo Nixon explains all of our current feelings. Rest In Peace and thank you for teaching me at an early age that Elvis is in everyone and everything. Except Michael J Fox. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMkd...

@jamesgunn.bsky.social First and foremost I am and will always be loyal as hell to ANYTHING you make. From Troma to Marvel and DC. Slither? One of my all time favorites. But man... Gogol Bordello in Creature Commandos? You are an absolute genius and legend with how well it works. THAT BAND!!!

Watching leopards eating each others faces in real time over on the other site is just amazing.

Whats this conservatives are joining bsky!? And already crying about being censored and bullied lmfao. Maybe don't try and spread lies and you won't get moderated. HMMMMMMM such a hard concept.

Seeing Trump nominees seems more and more like a line of whose who thats sucked off Daddy Trump and are now being given their rewards based on who sucked the best. Gaetz as AG makes this theory check out. Linda McMahon confirms it. Just sayin.

It’s the Darkest Timeline. Racism and Fascism is a-okay per over half the country. But we have a billionaire sucking up to god king Trump and actually breaking election laws AND GETS AWAY WITH IT. And his appointees so far? They aren’t gonna get shit done lol.

This is reality in night? This level of stupidity? We’re suing the NLRB who are government officers for being “unconstitutional”. That’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see how that plays out for him.

The fact that the names we all knew were on the Epstein list are in fact on said Epstein list is just hilarious. The fact that conservatives still won't acknowledge that their thief and liar Trump is on it is just pathetic at this point.

Rip and Urbanmech?

Finding out The Dead Milkmen released an album in 2023 is just damn wild. Finding out The Dead Milkmen made a song about your racist maga hat relative in their album? Priceless.

Kissinger kicking the bucket is solidly worth it. But we lost Rosalynn Carter and Shane MacGowan of the Pogues. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. A literal saint who saved / improved the lives of millions. And a gift to music and one of the first bands I ever got into. Rest in peace you two.

Elmo: NAZIS ARE RIGHT! THEY WERE RIGHT! *Loses all ad revenue* Elmo: *triples down* THE ADL IS WRONG! WRONG! How stupid can one "genius" be. MASTERFUL GAMBIT AGAIN SIR!

Anyone who thinks Elon is a genius should never be listened to, taken seriously, given any time of day. Anything. Shame this person. Exile them. They too are a clown like Elon.

In the immortal words of The Protomen, "I'm breaking out of here tonight!"

Took a job, said “No travel” they said “Yep, no travel.” I am now leaving on my….5th trip and I just passed the 60 Day point.

That feeling when you drop $100 on limited edition release vinyl set and then you realize said set comes with a cassette tape….. Okay… I may be a mega dork who owns vinyl but who the fuck owns a cassette player?

I have new neighbors across the street….. They block my driveway with a truck all the time. I asked them not to as politely as possible and what happens? Now there are two trucks and one has a trailer. They also have a Rottweiler chained to the garage wall since it almost ate through the door.

Hypothetically speaking, if one had an inside man at the Fulton County Jail who could provide booking photos the moment they enter the jails system of all the indicted MAGA folks(especially Trump)… And hypothetically I posted them.. Is it hypothetically a bad idea or fantastic idea?

I keep getting followed by cat accounts… But I’m allergic to cats.

He gets a New York charge, he gets a Florida charge He gets a DC charge, he gets a Georgia charge He enters the pleas that remind him of the good times He enters the pleas that remind him of the better times

It’s going to be hilarious when this ad pops up on a big name brands feed.

Started a new job and there is I kid you not 100 hours of learning modules I have to do.

Nap time for me and the little dude. Suddenly the wife joins the nap time, then the oldest daughter, and finally the youngest daughter. Just when I’m thinking “man there’s not a ton of space left in this king size bed”. The mastiff and German shepherd hop into the bed to claim their place…

When your 8 month old wakes up at 2:15 and it’s your turn to grab the little guy and stay up as necessary… but when you go to get up from bed your foot slips and you fall flat on your recently operated on and still screwed up spine… good times.

Call her Mothman the way she predicts my future.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Nashville Democrat Justin Jones, a member of the ‘Tennessee Three,’ wins back Tennessee state House seat after expulsion.

DM: You want XP or an extra dice? Me: XP XP XP XP XP XP XP XP XP *slamming fists into desk*

Background music for tonight's tabletop, this on repeat a few times and their Dark All Day album. Gunship owns so damn hard.

If you know then you know, lmao.

Having this wonderful day, kids are with grandparents. Me and the wife are just laying around marathoning The Bear season 2. And tonight I get together with my amazing group of friends to play some beam saber. While the wife builds a Lego set I got her at Christmas…..FINALLY. Miss the kiddos tho.