75 days later I don't see a lot of difference in my face but I feel it. Between quitting smoking and taking on the 75 days Challenge change is inevitable. I went from couch potato who couldn't climb a flight of stairs without losing my breath to hiking mountains every week. #75hard

I won't be gaslit into believing the commentor meant anything that wasn't inappropriate concerning my child after they saw his senior pictures on tiktok. Especially after seeing the cover art for her (Shelles Boyes - the commentor) books on Amazon... Yeah, no, kids are off limits.

Well, my kid wins "Best Senior Pics" for the class of 2026 🤣

You've cried oceans and didn't drown. Stop acting like you aren't strong enough to get through today.

Stop waiting for the tables to turn. Start flipping those mfers!

Stop allowing yourself to be disrespected by people you lowered your standards for.

I need a drink

It was a dissection, not a delivery. #adrianasmith #reallifehorrorstory

It's not everyday a T-Rex has senior portraits taken 🤣 The photographer has no idea what we were up to but he rolled with it and made the Spiderwhisperers Senior Pics great

So the new Pope is American, and originally from Chicago. Does that mean they're gonna have to start serving Deep Dish Pizza at the Vatican? I kind of want to see the Pope trying to explain "IT'S UNDER THE SAUCE!"

It's May the 4th, you know what that means!

When raising children it's important to educate them on important matters. As a GenX that means we do it through music and movies. This week has been dedicated to showing the Spiderwhisperer Kevin Smith movies. Parenting done right in my book 🤣

Rule one of being the Pope of the Catholic Church: YOU HAVE TO BE CATHOLIC! Ffs!

46 years ago today YeettheMama did one thing right - brought me into the world! 😂 Happy birthday to me!

You don't have to get it all done at once. Whether that's a huge project, or even just the dishes. Getting a little bit done here and there is better than getting overwhelmed because you don't have the energy to do it all at once.

If going into space for 4 minutes makes you an astronaut, then biting a crayon makes me a Marine. #eattherich #fighttheoligarchy #churchoffckry

Fuck it, I'm tired of the b.s. Let's play a game.

Full Bacon Gate Tasting on YT

75 Day extension granted for tiktok - who didn't see that coming

What happens when you tell someone if they mess with you that you'll leave them in a bathtub full of ice and take their kidney as compensation? They ask you to marry them. Happy 18th anniversary of our 1st date Hubby

That moment when the hubby has to bring home the bacon 🥓

Holy Bacon Batman

I'm gonna need a bigger house at this rate

Oh shit, here we go again

Remember, content doesn't equal consent. I'm tired of the nonconsenual suggestions as of late. Not going into detail but if you find yourself blocked don't ask me why. You were spreading bad fckry and I'm done with you.

They just keep getting bigger

And I bet every last one of them is connected to the pocket bacon saga

It's not stopping! This morning I got 5 notifications for packages. I got six more a couple of hours later. Soon as I posted a video on tiktok I got another. The Bacon Saga is gonna be the end of me 🤣

So people are rebranding their Teslas... Would this be them transitioning? Or Transmissioning?

The bacon saga continues youtube.com/shorts/3cutC...

March didn't come in like a lion... It came in like a T-Rex with PMS, and hemorrhoids, wearing barbed wire undies....

If Homan shows up in Boston and the news doesn't report it like Agent Smecker telling us "THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!" I'm gonna be severely disappointed

Remember when the Spiderwhisperer snuck a pink penguin onto Parris Island for a mock bootcamp? Well he's going back for round 2 next month. This time it looks like it will be a 4 foot tall banana duck.... Wish him luck

Remember when they go low, you make them go high. Plant a landmine.

I think the CoF needs this instead of a pulpit

You would die for me? Oh that's the bare minimum hun. Live for me. Hydrate, take your meds, get rest, take care of yourself. Do this so you are the best version of yourself, so we can enjoy life together. Death is easy, living is the true test.

I found the T! And it landed in the Gulf! Mexico, ending in an O, would be Masculine. America, ending in an A, would be feminine. So changing it from the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America is just changing the gender of the Gulf.

Just know if you want to stop and unplug for a couple of days to get away from everything online - THAT'S PERFECTLY FINE! We all need to recharge.

To my little fckries, your pronouns are fcking valid!

This isn't a long term solution but for now we're back

We're back!!!! Go to TIKTOK!!!

Anyone besides me pick up there phone and just out of habit click tiktok? I see the pop up that it's down and goan, close the app, hop elsewhere. Five minutes later, with thinking, tap tiktok again - same message, ~internal screaming~

Oh yeah, I joined twitch. MothernightshadeOG

Some good news, got confirmation from out Popeoffckry Boomdox, that is in Canada, he is still able to get to the pages of American creators and watch our vids! 😀 I'm gonna take the small win.

Thanks for staying with me until the end, I'm trying to post on all my socials but Lemon8 is down, not surprising, but I can't post on Clapper either.... That's odd

Statement from tiktok #tiktok

We did it! A new home! www.churchoffuckery.org