How to scare TV viewers with one simple trick : #LeMans24 #WEC

DOUBLE CROWN SECURED! 👑👑 2026 Haneda Hai's winner Finger, with jockey Keita Tosaki wins Tokyo Derby under the lights at Oi Racecourse after fending off late charge from JRA-licensed horse Silver Ratio to secure their second crown of the Japanese Dirt Triple Crown! #TokyoDerby #東京ダービー

Me after watching #MonacoGP :

YUTAKA TAKE MASTERCLASS! The 57-year old legendary jockey, riding the 8th favorite Sixpence claims brilliant victory in Yasuda Kinen, ahead of World's End & Gaia Force who both finished in DEAD HEAT for second place! This is Take's first G1 victory in 2026. #YasudaKinen #安田記念

At 7th race at Hanshin Racecourse during Yasuda Kinen raceday today under intense rain, no.2 favorite K Two Livre and jockey Ryusei Sakai surged from the rear to steal the victory under Lien du Coeur's feet by a nose's length! #YasudaKinen #安田記念

At the 4th race in Hanshin Racecourse during Yasuda Kinen raceday today, a filly named Zelda, granddaughter of Manhattan Cafe gets her first career win in her fifth start. #YasudaKinen #安田記念

🏁 UPSET VICTORY! Tresor Attempto Audi Wins Incident-Filled Race At Monza ➡️ www.dailysportscar.com/2026/05/31/t... #GTWorldChEu

This race started and ended with Pro drivers causing massive T1 pileup, with some extra chaos happening inbetween during the entire 3 hours. The driving standards today have been below abysmal. #GTWorldEurope

#17 received 3-minute stop & go penalty for instigating this crash. Deserved. #GTWorldEurope

2026 and people still don't learn how to take Monza T1 properly. IT'S A 3 HOUR RACE, FOR FUCKS SAKE! #GTWorldEurope

DOUBLE CROWN SECURED! 👑👑 Lovcen and jockey Kohei Matsuyama wins the Japanese Derby by a HEAD over Peintre Naif to secure their second Japanese Classic Crown! Only one crown left, Kikuka Sho in late October stands in their way to complete the Classic Triple Crown. #JapaneseDerby #東京優駿 #日本ダービー

On the 4th race at Tokyo Racecourse today, 2nd favorite Trans Mare steals the victory with 25m left under Steel Guitar Rag who had been leading for the entirety of the race! First win for Epiphaneia children today. #JapaneseDerby #東京優駿 #日本ダービー

Wait, what do you mean Prix du Jockey Club is TONIGHT?!

Today is the Japanese Derby raceday festival, and it seems like JRA broadcast brought extra graphics with this overlay marker for every 100m of the final 400m stretch. Nice. #JapaneseDerby #東京優駿 #日本ダービー

NO WAAAAYYYYY FIRST EVER SS-RANK IN MY STABLE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO #umamusume

0.018. What a last lap shootout. No words can't describe that finish other than "absolute cinema". #IndyCar #Indy500

CROWN SECURED!!! Romantic Warrior and his jockey James McDonald cap off their flawless campaign on Hong Kong by claiming victory on the Champions & Chater Cup at Sha Tin, and cement themselves as the third ever Hong Kong Triple Crown champion! #HKTripleCrown #ChampionsChaterCup

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE! Juryoku Pierrot, arriving as 5th favorite in her first attempt on a G1 race wins the Japanese Oaks! #JapaneseOaks #優駿牝馬 #オークス

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My heart goes out of the Kyle Busch family, in particular his oldest son Brexton. So devastated after waking up to this news. 6 days after getting his final career win on Friday, 4 days after his final race on Sunday, and 3 days after celebrating Brexton's birthday. Rest in peace, Legend.

EMBROIDERY WINS VICTORIA MILE! The 2025 Double Tiara champion with jockey Christophe Lemaire burst through from the outside at the 400m mark and went unchallenged to victory! Last year's Japanese Oaks winner, Kamunyak has to settle for second. #VictoriaMile #ヴィクトリアマイル

Congrats Celtic, the league wins you the title. Hearts should've won it last week but the usual shoddy refereeing on that game against Motherwell saved your arses.

ANOTHER LATE SURGER MASTERCLASS!!! Rodeo Drive with jockey Damian Lane wins the 31st NHK Mile Cup by beating Ask Ikigomi with jockey Keita Tosaki by a nose after both horses surged from behind the pack and stormed from the outside on the final stretch! #NHKMileCup #NHKマイルカップ

NOOOOO WHY

👑SECOND CROWN SECURED!!👑 After a lengthy photo finish review, Croix Du Nord & jockey Yuichi Kitamura wins the 173rd Spring Tenno Sho and secured their second crown on the Spring Triple Crown by beating 12th favorite Wurttemberg by a nose! #TennoSho #TennoShoSpring #天皇賞 #天皇賞春

Ngl I like this special HUD just for the straightline race, so extra for a racing type that's not really common in Japanese horse racing scene. #TennoSho #TennoShoSpring #天皇賞 #天皇賞春

No. 12 favorite Atari Daikichi pulled an upset victory at Oike Tokubetsu over no. 3 favorite Sadiq by a nose! #TennoShoSpring #Haruten #天皇賞春

At long last, I have acquired her. I have acquired the MAKWEEN. KER-CHOW! #umamusume

A NEW STAR HAS BORN! 2025 Hopeful Stakes champion, Lovcen and jockey Kohei Matsuyama led from start to finish to win the 86th Edition of Satsuki Sho! Lovcen also sets a new lap record with 1:56.5, beating previous record set by last year's champion Museum Mile by 0.5 seconds! #SatsukiSho #皐月賞

In times where most media outlets just put Max Verstappen's name on the headline title after a fatal tragedy just to get more clicks, at least there are some who still stick to the ethics of journalism and I will forever respect that. Rest in peace, Juha Miettinen. #NLS #N24

> Insanely good racing > Ty Gibbs wins #NASCAR #FoodCity500

Absolutely overjoyed for Taka for getting his second WRC victory immediately after winning his first at previous rally. As for Thierry, well... #WRC #CroatiaRally

STAR ANISE WINS THE 86TH OKA SHO!!! After delayed start caused by Lily Joie breaching the start gate before everyone else entered the gate, Star Anise came out of nowhere carving through the pack and pulled away before 200m mark to win the first leg of 2026 Japanese Triple Tiara! #OkaSho #桜花賞

DEAD HEAT FINISH! Second photo finish had just happened today, with Meiner Enigma won Kyobashi Stakes by just a nose over Musician! #OkaSho #桜花賞

No. 7 favorite, Juryoku Pierrot went from 3rd last to win Wasurenagusa Sho (undercard race of G1 Oka Sho) with insane acceleration at the 400m mark. 2nd is no. 9 favorite Pika Kiwi and 3rd is no. 8 favorite Leda Atomica. #OkaSho #桜花賞

After learning about the behind the scenes stuff, I decided to finally sunset my Japanese lessons with Duolingo after 730 days. It was a good run, shame that AI ruined the learning experiences altogether.

CROIX DU NORD WINS THE 70th OSAKA HAI! Him and jockey Yuichi Kitamura stole the victory with less than 50m left, denying Meisho Tabaru from getting his 2nd G1 victory. Danon Decile once again has to settle for third, his third straight 3rd place in G1 races. #OsakaHai #大阪杯

Now this is what I call a truly epic performance. 7th race at Hanshin today during Osaka Hai event, Matenro Brave with jockey Norihiro Yokoyama went from dead last and stormed into first at the final stretch to take the win! #OsakaHai #大阪杯

SATONO REVE WINS THE 2026 TAKAMATSUNOMIYA KINEN!!! The race favorite, jockeyed by the legendary Christopher Lemaire also set a new race record with 1:06.3, beating the previous record by 0.4 seconds! #TakamatsunomiyaKinen #高松宮記念

Just when IMSA did the right thing by expanding to YouTube and proved to be a massive success, those damn French drove their heads even further into the sand. I'm not giving my personal data to anyone in 2026 just to watch something that has been free for years. #FIAWEC #EuropeanLeMans #LeMansCup

Might as well disqualify both nations and declare no one winning the championship instead. Morocco should never be allowed to host any international competitions for the foreseeable future. What a disgrace.

I feel like at this point FIA should intervene and barred Aston Martin from entering a GP unless they sort this life-threatening issue.

UPDATE: Alonso retired from Chinese GP as he was 'losing feeling in my hands and feet' More: www.racefans.net/2026/03/15/a... #F1 #ChineseGP #RaceFans

The doomers can complain about the regulations anytime for all I care. Mercedes dominance aside, it was a really good race that was worth watching again and you cannot convince me otherwise. #F1 #ChineseGP

Come watch myself train horse girls in Umamusume on a new career scenario and perpetually failed badly : youtube.com/live/etCzKdg...

This feels like a slop generated by Google Gemini using the 2024 livery as a base. #F1 #McLarenF1 #MCL40

Due to the lengthy red flag, the race now only awards half points. Which means all three ongoing championship battles are basically over. #AsianLeMans #AsLMS #4HAbuDhabi

Red flag on the final race after a massive incident between Michael Jensen of #25 Algarve Pro Racing Oreca LMP2 and Memo Gidley of #15 AF Corse Ferrari GT saw them veered directly towards the barrier at the international pit straight. Both drivers thankfully walked away unharmed. #AsianLeMans

Me after checking on why Sakura Bakushin O trending on Twitter :

NEW YORK GIANTS HIRING MATT NAGY