Twenty Twenty Six Please no nasty surprises Oh, Venezuela. Haiku by Johannes 3rd January 2026

1/4 Pretty accurate. This week I finally received my ADHD diagnosis. I've fluctuated from always knowing I'm different (but unable to explain how) to massive confidence, then to massive anxiety. This has made me an easy target for nasty narcissistic partners in the past (including recently) -

Whoop whoop ♡

My favourite (and most relevant) fridge magnet ever! 🤣

Wow. Interesting few months. New house 🏠 New girlfriend ♡ Still have 5 cats 🐈 😻 Genuine happiness 😊

I see the price of MAGA hats has doubled overnight.

This can go one of two ways: 1. The liars get held accountable for their blatant disregard of national security and respect of law and decency. Unlikely, as their C.i.C. sets the example. 2. The independent news outlets/press/reporters are silenced. See Russia, China, N. Korea, Iran, Afghanistan

This is actually offensive. Evidence shows that the Neanderthals were capable of intelligent thought and empathy.

Forget politics for a second. This is rescue cat #5 - Little Lady Lyra - ain't she a cutie? And look at the tip of her tail (and her 50/50 split face). So unique ♡

THIS is why Epstein was Murdered. It CANNOT get out...that trump was just one of the powerful people who enjoyed the Epstein spoils and they are trying to destroy the evidence. There were court files released in articles to the public that detailed what was going on in Epstein's world.

Miss GiGi, waiting for the lazy human to get up and sort breakfast. Purring like crazy. One of my 5 rescues.

Nazis. I hate those guys.

Yep.

Kelly: When I was flying in combat over Iraq during the first Gulf War, I didn’t expect that there was a 10-year-old kid sitting in South Africa who would one day become the richest guy in the world and call me a traitor for doing my job. Now, he kind of acts like a 12-year-old kid

My rescue boy Loki has been working out.

Rumours that Putin slaps his pupil with a ruler to keep him in line are totally unfounded. Likewise Elon Musk when he's talking in the Oval Office Or French President Macron..

Dear Europe, Trump completely melts under pushback. So push back.

Boom.

#Trump, the Rest of the world... #Maga

The sound you hear are MAGA fascist heads exploding over French president Emmanuel Macron treating Trump like a drooling, dementia-addled grandpa. Trump supporters continue to be the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

100!!! FUCK NAZI VEEP KKKING TRUMP!!! CC THE MISERY INDEX STOP NAZI VANILLA ISIS

"King" Olaf Schmolaf

..and this is rescue cats #5.. Little Lady Lyra

4 of my 5 rescue cats. From top, clockwise, Miss GiGi, Olaf Schmolaf, Loki, Lady Elsa.

#CatPicoftheDay Loki is the 3rd of my 5 rescue cats, rescued as an abused kitten during the first lockdown, 2020 in Eastbourne, UK.