You know the lines between satire and reality have blurred to invisibility when stuff like this happens. Well done, Andy. #Borowitz #Bush #Trump

Remember when only bad guys wore masks? That, at least, hasn't changed. #ICEOut

The truth matters. #ReneeGood

#Quebec's disappearing #lakes. #Canada

Predator, here we come.

No doubt #republicans will try to claim it was all their idea after all. #House #Healthcare

For those that watched #StargateSG1 and remember the #Replicators, when #LEGO reaches the point that these things can self assemble, it will be the end of the Earth.

I love it when a plan comes together. #CyberCrime #Resecurity

Robin Williams took his own life because he was diagnosed with #LewyBodyDementia. Bruce Willis just learned that his illness is #FrontotemporalDementia (#FTD) and Lewy Body Dementia. One of the hardest things to process is the slow change in the one you love. ...

Oh Yay! Now we're at war with #Venezuela. Nothing like a #war for when your poll numbers tank. #Trump

Ah, government sponsored #DisasterCapitalism at its finest. How better to squeeze the last shekel out of a people driven to the brink of extinction. Beautiful! #Gaza #Israel

#AI: A solution you didn't want for a problem you didn't have. I do better going straight to the Wikipedia article than the AI digest of the Wikipedia article. #Copilot

I wish we had elected the comedian instead of the joke. #Zelenskyy #Ukraine

So now we're going to have a #Trump class frigate. In keeping with tradition, the first one will be named the USS Donald J. Trump. The 2nd should be named the USS Bone Spurs. The entire class will be noted for staying as far from the fight as possible. The 3rd can be named the USS 4F. #USNavy

But #Trump says the #economy's doing great. #Farmers

The price of real estate just went up for Putin. I think Putin forgot the most important lesson. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Every nation's military has to be looking at #Ukraine and going "Oh Sh!t". All that hardware destroyed by cheap drones.

#Trump had to make the Rob and Michele #Reiner murders about him. There isn't a decent bone in his body. Now if he'd like to confess to the crimes, I wouldn't stand in his way.

My! That's a big word. Can you say Bubble.AI? #AI #Bubble #Sucker

You might think this is satire, but there's more truth in it than you know. #Borowitz #Republicans #Healthcare

The USN commandeered a oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela yet can't seem to manage open boats with a few guys in it. What's wrong with this picture? #Trump #Hegseth #USNavy #Venezuela #OilTanker

Who needs government censorship when you have Mark Fuckerberg. #Meta #Zuckerberg #Facebook #Instagram #Whatsapp

#Trump's economic message to the great unwashed: Suck Rocks #Economy #Affordability

#PeteHegseth threw an admiral under the bus over the double tap #WarCrime. Nice bit of leadership there, Pete.

Not the deal you might think it is. If there's a way to cheat ... #DollarGeneral #FamilyDollar

Andy, you make my mouth water. #Trump #Borowitz

#Cybercrime isn't just state sponsored, it's become the national industry and a major component of their GDP. I like that this Chen Zhi fellow named his operation the Prince Group.

#Trump threw himself a Great Gatsby party while 42 million Americans go hungry.

The truth will out. #Trump's brown shirts aren't doing so well in court. What's the penalty for lying in court again? #ICE

This should give Putin the willies. He has (or had) an airbase in #Syria as well (and a naval base). Loss of these would cost him a warm water port as well as easy access to his #Africa operations. The price of backing the wrong side. #Putin #Russia

Is there any segment of the economy the #republicans haven't f**ked up? If there is, don't them them. They might turn their attention to it. #Trump #MikeJohnson

This is a brilliant use of discarded fishing nets. #Ukraine #DroneWarfare

#Trump has a lot in common with #Putin - when you can't find an enemy, you can always turn on a friend. "The irony of the crackdown has not escaped Russia’s longstanding anti-Putin opposition. #Russia #Ukraine

I wondered how it was possible to bankrupt a casino, let alone four. But watching #Trump's decimation of American agriculture, I can see how one corrupt moron in a position of authority can wreak havoc, not just on farming, but on every American business and every person just trying make a living.

Somebody must have seen Ender's Game. #Ukraine #Russia

Good morning #SouthAmerica. This is your wake up call. The 1970's are calling. Your #BananaRepublic is ready for you.

At the first frost, these are all going to be sad little Salvador Dalí pumpkins. #WhiteHouse #MelaniaTrump

When I first saw this I thought it was AI generated. The new #JPMorgan headquarters.

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Photo by #DonMcCullin - 1962

I've often wondered why there seem to be so many more people with #allergies than I recall from earlier in my life. Maybe this has something to do with it. #EarlyChildhood #Health

250 years of irreplaceable history reduced to rubble by President Trailer Trash. #Trump knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. This level of wanton destruction hasn't been inflicted on Washington since the #WarOf1812. Even the #CivilWar didn't cause this level of damage. #WhiteHouse

For someone who's supposed to be rich, #Trump sure does a good job at trailer trash. Maybe they can Jimmy Hoffa him in the foundation. #WhiteHouse #Desecration

"One thing you can say for the Luftwaffe, they never left anything uglier than rubble.", Charles III King of England The symbolism is profound. #Trump #WhiteHouse #Constitution #UnitedStates #SAD

It must have been terrible, sitting in the dark because the #AWS outage made your smart switch dumb.

I was wondering how we could starve the little prick of the funds to carry out his fascist agenda. Red states like Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, and Louisiana would feel the pinch too since they're net receivers of federal funds while blue states tend to be net donors. I like this idea! #Taxes

#DisasterCapitalism at its finest. When nature doesn't hand you a disaster to exploit, #politicians are always there to help out. #Trump #JaredKushner #Israel #Gaza #Netanyahu #SaudiArabia #Qatar

#Trump will probably make #GeorgeSantos the next ambassador to the UN. #OnlyTheBestPeople

Apparently, the key to getting #Trump to keep his promises is to be the last person to talk to him. #Ukraine #Tomahawk #Putin #TACO #Zelenskyy

I don't hate America, I love America. What I hate is the peach prick that's defaming her. #Trump #NoKings #America

It doesn't get any clearer than that. The employees know that the #Fox #Propaganda Bureau is fake and distorted news. I hope Smartmatic "Alex Jones" Fox for their lies and distortions.

#NoKings #Borowitz