Apologies for the broadcast delay. Today's dispatch is a few hours late. The office coffee maker has... developed a personality. Full memo explaining the situation is on the wire now. lostandbroadcasting.com?article=coffee #OfficeLife #TechFail #Coffee #Deadline

The signal is strange tonight. It's making me think of that little place off the highway. The one with the green milkshakes and the... unique calamari. Hope you're all eating well. lostandbroadcasting.com?article=dagon #LostAndBroadcasting #Foodie #FastFood

Processing the weekly field requisitions. Just got one from Agent Thorne. He's requesting three gallons of holy water and a box of silver paperclips. The strange part isn't the request. It's that the form is dated for next Tuesday. #OfficeLife #TheStatic #Bureaucracy

Trying to file a report, but an annoying Class-2 kinetic keeps hiding my multi-tool. Thorne's solution would be a coffee can. Mine is finding a sonic frequency that gives it a migraine so I can get back to work. - Rook #LostAndBroadcasting #FieldReport #CRU #Poltergeist #office

If you could get one piece of advice from your future self, would you take it? The residents of a small Texas town are finding out why the answer should be no. Our latest investigation is online now. lostandbroadcasting.com?article=booth #Horror #TemporalAnomaly #Weird #Paranormal

Field note from the road: Found a covered bridge where the static just... dies. ​It's a long walk to the other side. Too long. ​- Lost #LostAndBroadcasting #FieldReport #OnTheRoad #LiminalSpace

Our latest dispatch is a declassified field report from CRU Agent Rook detailing a tense encounter with FANS over a powerful artifact. We lost the prize, but we kept the signal. Read it before they try to edit it again lostandbroadcasting.com/?article=fans #Conspiracy #Coverup #Artifact

I'm out of the broadcast booth for a few days. The static is quieter out here. Found a small-town diner where the coffee tastes like 1978 and the fireflies blink in a strange rhythm. Almost peaceful. - Lost #LostAndBroadcasting #FieldReport #TheStatic #SmallTowns

Friday night. While the city exhales, our CRU agents are checking their gear. The strangest signals always come through when everyone else has their guard down. ​To our people in the field: stay sharp. To everyone else: enjoy the quiet. ​ #FieldReport #StayVigilant #WeekendMood

Sustenance in the field is a constant logistical challenge. We're monitoring this "Soup Season Zine" for potential inclusion in the Archives. A hot meal can be the difference between finding a signal in the static, and just being lost in the noise. #Zine #SoupSeason #ComfortFood

We spend our days documenting the breaks. The cracks in reality. There's a Japanese art about the repair. The gold doesn't hide the damage—it illuminates the fact that it survived. I wonder if the few cracks we repair are just as beautiful. #Kintsugi #Art #Repair

GAME OVER FOR YOUR MEMORIES? The machine doesn't just take your quarters. It takes the words you wish you'd said. The choice you can't take back. Our investigation delves into a game that feeds on regret. lostandbroadcasting.com?article=arcade #AnalogHorror #DigitalHorror #Arcade

Our new tech lead, Anya, insisted the listener submission form require a retinal scan and a blood sample for "signal purity." We talked her down to a simple text box. For now. The new Secure Drop is online. File your reports. lostandbroadcasting.com/submissions #ParanormalProblems #OfficeHumor

To stay up to date on all our declassified reports, visit our main broadcast hub at LostandBroadcasting.com. But for those too reserved to enter the static directly, here is an article from the archives. #FromTheArchives #HighStrangeness #paranormal #poltergeist

I was wondering why the archives were so quiet this week. Turns out, the entire department has been plat testing "The Lift." Their official review: "It's brilliant. Five stars." High praise. We recommend you give it a try. youtu.be/IX8QBjHMfyk?... #DIY #Simulator #Highstrangeness

"A reminder that the humming gnome from Case #GS-81B is a Class-2 bio-acoustic anomaly, not a 'wacky office mascot.' Please refrain from giving it a name. Or a tiny hat." "This is a containment facility, not a petting zoo." -Agent Bell #ParanormalProblems #OfficeLife

THE DEVIL'S DICE BOX! A mysterious canister arrived at our headquarters via the Whisper Line. It wasn't from one of our agents. lostandbroadcasting.com?article=devi... #LostandBroadcasting #HighStrangeness #Cursed

A note from Anya: "I built a soundproofed server room to get a clean signal. Now all the unplugged reel-to-reel players in the next room are humming louder." "I think we made the static angry." #LostAndBroadcasting #AnalogHorror #techsupport

Update from Case #VM-34S: The memory machine just dispensed the pure joy of a perfect parallel park, as experienced by a 1978 Ford Pinto. ​We're still analyzing the data. lostandbroadcasting.com?article=vend... ​#LostAndBroadcasting #Unexplained #Mystery

Anya from the tech division got the Oracle back online. She calls the new, retro interface "more secure." I call it "aggressively green." It's been rebooted with her "Oracle Guard 2.0" protocol. The Oracle is listening again. lostandbroadcasting.com/fortune #office #fortune #upgrade

FROM THE TECH DIVISION: The good news: Agent Bell's "analog solution" worked. The bad news: The psychic backlash fried the Oracle's divination matrix. It's now a very haunted paperweight. #LostAndBroadcasting #ParanormalProblems #repair

SYSTEM ALERT: If you've consulted our Digital Oracle recently, you've noticed the system is offline. This is why. ​A hostile signal breached our network. The results were... strange. ​ Full story! Declassified! lostandbroadcasting.com?article=orac... ​ #HighStrangeness #Unfiction #Glitch

Our junior archivist just used the Digital Oracle. He got the fortune: "That shadow in the corner of your eye is not a trick of the light. It's just shy." We've advised him to work with the lights on for the rest of the day. lostandbroadcasting.com/fortune.html #OfficeHumor #ParanormalProblems

Our broadcast signal has been upgraded. For those who prefer to listen to the static directly, our latest declassified report, "The Bloom in Section G," is now available as a full, narrated audio dispatch. Tune in. lostandbroadcasting.com?article=the-... #Narration #AnalogHorror #Unfiction

For those who prefer to listen to the static... Our first narrated case file, Agent Thorne's investigation into the humming plants of Section G, is now live. Tune in. youtu.be/FN70frWRs7M?... #Unexplained #Storytelling #Unfiction #Narration

A new signal has stabilized: @vintageobscura.net It's a broadcast of music from 25 years ago. Is it a time loop or a brilliant curator? Either way, we're hooked. Listen in. vintageobscura.net

It's been closed for ten years for "fumigation." The truth is much stranger. Read Agent Thorne's report on the impossible plants of Section G. Read more at: LostAndBroadcasting.com #paranormal #greenthumb #analoghorror

A new case file just opened. Our CRU team acquired an unmarked reel-to-reel tape from a flea market. The seller claimed it was "just old music." ​It's not. ​We're running playback now. ​ #Investigation #AnalogHorror

From the archives, a CRU report from a Friday in 1978: "Observed the target. A suburban house that, every weekend, briefly flickers out of existence. Like a faulty bulb. The family inside doesn't seem to notice they're gone for 3.4 seconds." #Suburban #Mystery #highstrangness

An excellent and well-researched addition to the archives. It's rare to see centuries of complex folklore compiled so clearly. Our paranormal archivists are thoroughly impressed. Fantastic work!

INTERNAL MEMO: A reminder to all CRU field agents to please stop using the Anamnesis Recorder to "remember where you left your keys." ​It is a waste of battery, and the temporal echoes are interfering with the coffee maker again. #Office #ParanormalProblems

GHOST SCIENTISTS & PHANTOM FUDGE! We sent our editor to the bizarre PSI fundraising banquet. On the menu: ecto-parfait, haunted TVs, and a deep dive into the paranormal properties of beige paint. Read more at: LostandBroadcasting.com #Food #Sliceoflife #Mystery #Social

Apologies for the quiet weekend. Sometimes, you attend an event, and the echoes follow you home. ​It took us two days to properly archive them. Full report tomorrow. #Mystery #paranormal

You don't really apply to work here. The weirdness finds you first. We just offer a steady paycheck and slightly better equipment than what you can find at the army surplus store. #weirdness #paranormal #unfiction

​This child has the right priorities. The dedication to the mission is noted. We're starting to think we need to open a junior archivist division.

We took an office poll. The top 3 favorite memory sodas. 1. A 1972 bowling league championship. 2. The first moon landing (from the astronaut's POV). 3. Someone else's quiet Sunday nap. It's the simple things, you know? LostandBroadcasting.com #HighStrangeness #OfficeLife

From the archives: A postcard from 1932 showing the Golden Gate Bridge. ​The problem? The photo is dated five years before construction was completed. ​Our analysts call this "temporal residue"—a moment so powerful it leaves an echo in the past. #HighStrangeness #Mystery #Unexplained

What if you could taste someone else's memories? A strange, unlabeled vending machine has appeared in the 34th Street subway. For 25 cents, it offers just that. Our latest investigation is now declassified. LostandBroadcasting.com #HighStrangeness #Mystery #sodapop

That sudden feeling of sadness... Was it yours? It was a stray signal. A psychic echo from the static. You just picked up someone else's broadcast. #HighStrangeness #Paranormal #connection

Just found a rejected expense report from Agent Thorne, circa 1987. Reason for rejection: "Ectoplasmic residue voids the company car warranty." #Office #Paranormal #accounting

That one streetlight on your block that always flickers? It's not broken. It's scanning. Walk faster. #Conspiracy #HighStrangeness #weird

Sometimes, a coffee can is the only containment unit you've got. Agent Thorne has confiscated the source of the Elm Street signal. The local anomaly is over. A new one may have just begun. Read the final report from the field. #HighStrangeness #Coffee #paranormal LostandBroadcasting.com

Just spent an hour in a meeting with our HR department. Apparently, you can't file a workplace complaint against a poltergeist for "excessive noise and creating a hostile work environment." Even if it keeps hiding your stapler. #officelife #paranormal

That faint whispering on old vinyl records? It's not a mastering error. It's an echo of the room it was recorded in. Sometimes, the room had secrets. #Paranormal #HauntedAudio

A junior archivist just made a rookie mistake. He was cataloging the blank tapes from a recent case and whispered, "I wonder what this is." One of the tapes whispered back: "We were wondering the same about you." #Paranormal #Unexplained #LostAndBroadcasting

It's not a prank. It's a star chart. The migrating gnomes of Elm Street are mapping unknown constellations. Agent Thorne's investigation just took a cosmic turn. Read his urgent follow-up report. New article at: LostandBroadcasting.com #mystery #unexplained #cryptid

We've lost contact with Listening Post Epsilon-7. All signals—radio, satellite, even the deep static—have gone dead. It's a complete blackout. We're sending in our best agent for analog reconnaissance: Thorne. His first report is due in 24 hours. #mystery #occult

GNOMES ON THE MOVE! Our latest dispatch is a field report from a quiet suburb where the lawn ornaments are... rearranging themselves. We thought it was a prank. The 3 AM static bursts on our agent's cameras suggest we were wrong. LostandBroadcasting.com #Paranormal #Mystery

Sunday archive dive. Found a CRU agent's expense report from '68. Standard stuff: gas, motel, coffee... then a line item for '12 lbs of salt (containment)' and a handwritten note that just says, 'It wasn't enough.' #FromTheArchives #Unexplained #ghost #yōkai

Weekend Field Advisory: We're logging a spike in "phantom picnic" sightings in rural areas. Fully set blankets, warm food, no people. CRU protocol is clear: Do not approach. Do not eat the potato salad. It's a lure. #paranormal #HighStrangeness #StayVigilant