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My Cat is a Narcissitic abuser

Captain Picard speaking to the replicator: "Blue Cheese, 7.5 grams, single giantic joint"

"We have such Hamburgers to Help you..."

They announced Rock, Paper, Scissors 2 at the Game Awards

All girl cats are beautiful regal princesses and all boy cats are bizzare little goblin children. This is science.

How dare you call me a silly goose. I am an exceptionally serious goose.

Oh wow damn so he just straight actually has had a stroke right

The 'Reality' genre of porn is where midway through they stop fucking and communicate to you a harsh but indisputable truth.

There's a sleepy ghost in my room and it won't stop snoring

I'm actually a Shark in real life

As humans, we have the largest penis-to-bodyweight ratio of all great apes, and yet still we strive forever to make ours even bigger. Our collective hubris knows no bounds.

Tom Hiddleston has the voice of the school teacher all the mums want to fuck.

I live near a bunch of game reserves so you can get local Venison for about the same price as beef and I love it i feel like a Medieval Lord

Say it back

The Grinch: A creature that habitually foils Christmas celebrations Why do we tolerate his malfeasance?

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As someone who's spent a good deal of my life around the Army one of the things I do like about James Cameron is that, for all his faults, he's totally comfortable portraying Soldiers the way a good chunk actually are: as violent authoritarian thugs and cowards.

I just drank a warm, cozy mug of delicious mulled christmas wine, dare me to drive?

Confirmed boomer, absolutley devastating, don't wanna talk about it

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One of the worst things about being a dude is that it seems that a solid 50% of guys all seem to be labouring under the assumption that it's somehow gay to have a personality

Oh no you don't "EA backround service", I see you

They say the hole is the ass of the butt. And I'm inclined to agree.

"X is actually a Christmas movie" umm actually no there are no Christmas Movies. You shouldn't be watching movies you should be thinking about the Lord.

What if the Omelas child just kind of sucks. What if he's like kind of a shitty kid. You know the type.

Yes yes goood it's aaaaaall coming together

You know, We're very much alike, you and I

Y'all out here grinding while you should be scheming

Recent research suggests the top five primary causes of failed schemes are as follows: 1). Meddling kids 2). Dumb dogs 3). Goody-two-shoes detectives 4). The capricities of fate 5). One's own hubris

What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:

Y'all out there better not be tryna foil any of my schemes

*rubbing my hands together with duplicitous glee* We're definitely in this together bro, you can trust me

You're hankerin for a spankerin, boy

I will never face justice for my many crimes

It really is nice to see the americans all having fun with thier lil Bird holiday.

One of my favorite activities is eating a bunch of really gassy food, walking down a busy street, and making everyone behind me walk through a cloud of my farts.

I can empathize well with Cats because i think if an Ape roughly 20 times my size wanted to stroke me and be my friend and let me live in thier house I think I'd be pretty down with that.

I gotta say that Rich People cloning thier pets has got to be by far one of the most utterly satanic recent trends. Truly dead eyed Josef Mengele shit. Vile. www.bbc.com/news/busines...

GREETINGS MORTALS

Me popping my head inside an active nuclear reactor to so if it's working ok

nicknames for dogs: 'The beautiful baby', 'the old gal', 'little guy', 'my big dumb boy' nicknames for cats: 'The Creature', 'the Goblin', 'Mr Man', 'El Gato hedionda', 'the Poop gremlin'

No freedom in this fucking bullshit society, no freedom at all!

I'll have an Earled Grey Tea please

Night Creature ✨️🌙

So called historians won't tell you that people in the past actually liked living in crumbling stone structures with no wooden fixtures or roofs, that's why ancient ruins all look like that.

I find Weird Al to actually be quite mundane

I'm 'Weird Al's cousin, Normal Al and I have a very faithful cover of a popular song to play for you all this evening