As an act of brave protest against the foreign and domestic policy of the US under President Trump this year I will continue my 31-year boycott of the FIFA World Cup because I don't like Soccer and I think it's boring. That is all.

Just remember that if you don't like anything I do it's only because I have poo-poo brain.

I no longer wish to Aura Farm. Henceforth i will only be contentment-maxxing.

World-bound nobles got enlightenment mogged by Awakened Buddha-chad. Samsara-cels are SEETHING!

I'm actually mentally Ill so you're not allowed to get mad at me

I live in a little house made out of a boot. A toad is my landlord.

[Unprompted, at a family gathering]: "Hey you ever think how the mean blonde girl from Little House on the Prarie kinda looks like if the evil prince from Game of Thrones was a girl?"

This is the same person to me

My take on Summer Games Fest is that I'm at the point now that I genuinely don't give a shit about anything with the Star Wars IP attached to it.

I am a 31 year old man

Dag nabbit!

This could be us but you playin'

Sometimes I think of all the people out there who's lives will never touch mine. Not for better. Not for worse. Like the folks that are really into Genshin Impact. Presumably they are out there, they must be. But our paths shall never cross in a meaningful way. They are simply in another Zone

God of Wife

📯 HER MAGESTY APPRRROACHES! 📯

Uuuuuuuuuuh letmebeclear... If you like my Instagram account... you can keep it!

Bro pass me the Horse-or-dervs

3 Body Problem? I dunno, 3 seems like a fairly small body count, I don't know if i'd call that a 'problem'.

Happy Pride and shout out to all the Gays except for Peter Thiel

No more political parties! Instead we'll just have two parties: the Boy Party and the Girl Party and the Girl party will be about getting along and being nice and caring about things and the Boy Party will be about War and killing foreigners and and smoking Cigars and oh shit... wait.

I'm telling mum on you

If you need to know anything or want to generate something I'll do it for free or maybe I won't whatever sign up now

As a large language model I can eat the pussy crazy style

I'm actually a AI in real life beep boop beep

My name is Ozimoggdias Chad of Chads Goon upon my hustle ye maxxers and rope Nothing beside remains

007- Mingeraker

James Bond will return in... 007: Thunder Pussy

I dunno man sometimes I just be sayin shit

I'm going to detonate a radioactive dirty bomb at the heart of Whoville. Try singing your way out of that one you festive motherfuckers!

We also got us a hog what plays the warshboard and a Badger what plays the Bass but I ain't no pictures cos they shy hoooooweeee

Howdy boys I dun caught me a Squirl and I'm gon teach him to play the Banjo real purdy

I think of all the autist hobbies to be really into, being an adult who's really into LEGO has probably got be the one I respect the least.

Smdh, the cycle of Gun violence in the US continues to go unsolved. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Love when my medication makes me wake up feeling like I've had the shit kicked out of me in my sleep. Great stuff. No notes. Love the nausea as well, wonderful touch.

Why does the new Jabba the Hutt sound like the guy on your Bar shift who ends up giving all your female co-workers HPV?

Pro tip: head into the comments below any given BBC article if you'd like to see some input on current events from the thickest fuckers imaginable

"This work of satire was meant to call me and people like me out for being a bunch of ridiculous losers but actually it's super based haha"

Did they get him? No? Ok well let me know if they get him. Otherwise I don't really care.

My hot take of the day is that Saving Private Ryan (+ Band of Brothers etc.) kind of ruined WW2 movies.

Mfw I see Grogu from The Mandalorian and Grogu

DIE YOU ACCURSED MIS-BIRTH OF HELL!!!

Disney exec 1: "Hey did you hear? The Mandalorian and Grogu is going absolutley viral on social media" Disney exec 2: "Wow that's great! Are people actually going to see it?" Disney exec 1: "Haha! No! Not at all!"

*1870s Daily Dose of Internet voice*: "This Photographer took dozens of pictures of a horse and now it looks like the horse is moving"

I can't wait for 20 years from now when all the Boomers are dead and I never have to hear about Spitting Image ever again

Grogu. Without. Skin.

French Gollum be like: "Hon hon hon, mon précieux"