Like Melania and Barron?

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN GET UP GET HYPE THE BOYS ARE BACK TIME TO RAKE SOME LEAFS EH THERES A CHILL IN THE AIR HYDRATE CAFFEINATE MAINLINE THE HYPE FUEL AND LOCK THE FUCK IN ALL DAY ALL GAS NO BRAKES FULL SPEED AHEAD LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN SUNDAY FUNDAY GIVE THANKS FOR DUBS LOCK THE FUCK IN GET UP GET HYPE STORM SURGE UNBOUND TO SUBMERGE THE FLAMES HYDRATE CAFFEINATE BLESS UP BLAZE UP GET YOUR MIND RIGHT GET LOUD BRING THE NOISE ALL GAS NO BRAKES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN GET UP GET HYPE HYDRATE CAFFEINATE NO PREGAME NAPS WARM UP THE LEFTOVERS AND LOCK THE FUCK IN FRIDAY FACEOFF ALL JETS ARE GROUNDED CAT 5 CHAOS INBOUND GIVE THANKS FOR GOALS AND PROTECT THOSE 5 HOLES LFGGGGGG

Bring me a fucking goaltender

Dude fuck off with this split screen nonsense

I swear to god dude

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN GET THE FUCK UP GET HYPE LOCK IN MOTHERFUCKER BRINE THAT BIRD AND SPREAD THE WORD THE RAGS ARE IN TOWN HOSTILE HUMPDAY AT THE LENNY SET THE FOX TRAP AND GET YOUR FLU SHOTS DUB TRAIN BACK ON TRACK LFGGGGGGGGGGG

A reasonable person expresses a reasonable opinion in a reasonable way to a person connected to the team, then the latter person storms off social media after chastising fans for daring to ever question the coaching staff is weird behavior, and I’m not gonna pretend it’s not. Grow up.

Almost time for Armenian thanksgiving. My body is ready.

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN GET UP GET HYPE NO SUNDAY SCARIES IN THE EMPIRE STATE HYDRATE CAFFEINATE EARLY AFTERNOON MATINEE LAKE EFFECT CAT 5 INBOUND GET YOUR MIND RIGHT NO WINGS ON THE GRILL WHOLE HOG MOTHERFUCKER KEEP THE DUB TRAIN ROLLING LFGGGGGGG

FLIGHTS GROUNDED

8 months out of the army beard progress 🖕🏼🍾 🎉 🖕🏼

Opinions: Black or Olive Drab watch band for the weekend?

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN GET UP GET HYPE BACK ON OUR BULLSHIT GET THE DUB TRAIN ROLLING ROAD TRIPPIN THROUGH JARVY COUNTRY PREPARE YOUR BODY HYDRATE CAFFEINATE LUBRICATE ITS GAME DAY IN THE PEG LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN GET UP GET HYPE LATE NIGHT PUCK DROP IN THE STATE OF HOCKEY KEEP YOUR LAKES WE’RE THE GRAVEYARD OF THE ATLANTIC LOCK THE FUCK IN NO EXCUSES HYDRATE CAFFEINATE BLAZE UP GET YOUR FUCKING MIND RIGHT ITS GO TIME BITCHES HUMP DAY HOCKEY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

There was a time in my life where I thought Olivia Nuzzi was a genuinely insightful writer and now I - Jesus fuck. Imagine willingly fucking RFK for zero dollars and a career collapse. I cannot fathom writing this collection of sentences.

GAME MANAGEMENT ASS GOAL.

BRING ME JORDAN KYROU YOU COWARDS

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON GET UP GET HYPE LOCK THE FUCK IN TIME TO OUT PIZZA THE HUT CHUCK A PUCK IN THE HARBOR AND GET YOUR FUCKING MIND RIGHT WIN THE DAY TAKE WARNING BEAN TOWN CAT 5 CHAOS INCOMING LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN B2B SATURDAY NIGHT IN RALEIGHWOOD LOCK THE FUCK IN NEVER LOYAL TO THE OIL GET UP GET HYPE THE POWER OF AHO COMPELS YOU MCJESUS IS NO SAVIOR YOU NEED ONLY GIVE YOUR LIFE TO SETH JARVIS IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND THE ONE EYED MAN IS KING HYPE TRAIN IS UP LFGGGGGGG

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN LOCK THE FUCK IN MOTHERFUCKERS THE BOYS ARE BACK FOR A FUCKING FANTASTIC FRIDAY FIRE AWAY AND CAUSE SOME CHAOS RAISE UP GET HYPE HYDRATE CAFFEINATE LUBRICATE BLAZE UP GET YOUR MIND RIGHT AND BRING THE NOISE IN THE 919 A STORM IS BREWING TAKE WARNING LFGGGGGGGGGGGGG

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN WAKE THE FUCK UP BITCHES LOCK THE FUCK IN TIME TO SHUT DOWN WASHINGTON HYDRATE CAFFEINATE BLAZE UP KEEP THE DUB TRAIN ROLLING THE BOYS ARE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER RIDE OR DIE REGULATORS MOUNT UP CAT 5 INCOMING LFGGGGGGGGGGG

WE ARE ROLLING BITCHES

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN B2B NORTH OF THE BORDER LOCK THE FUCK IN HYDRATE CAFFEINATE SIP ON SOME SIZZURP DIRTY UP SOME DANGLES TIME TO RAKE SOME FUCKIN LEAFS GET UP GET ON GET HYPE AND PREPARE YOUR BODY HYPE TRAIN IS ROLLIN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

CHUGGACHUGGAMUFUKKA

37 has woken

Game is half over and this is the worst game of hockey I have ever seen.

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN GET UP MOTHERFUCKERS TIME TO LOCK THE FUCK IN BARBECUE IS BETTER THAN BUFFALO WINGS BUT BRING ME A SIDE OF TAGE HYDRATE CAFFEINATE ITS SATURDAY NIGHT IN RALEIGHWOOD THE LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT AND THE STARS ARE READY TO SHINE AT THE LENNY CAT 5 INCOMING GET IN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

GET ONBOARD MOTHERFUCKERS WE ARE ROLLLLLLLLING LFGGGGGGGG

Canceling fan duel after tonight. I’m done with these fucking Israeli funded commercials. Fuck a network that supports those who carpet bomb civilians. Free Palestine.

Dude get this fucking commercial off my fucking TV. Pro-genocide Israeli funded trash. Fuck them. Free Palestine.

The fuck was that trash ass commercial? #freepalestine

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN GET UP GET HYPE LOCK IN MOTHERFUCKERS TIME TO TAME THE WILD AND THE 136,000,000 DOLLAR MAN ALL GAS NO BRAKES BACK HOME IN OAK CITY STRIKE UP THE BAND AND CRANK THAT SHIT THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE AND THE DUB TRAIN ROLLS ON LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

PK SHUTOUT EHLERS POTS ONE LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN CONCRETE JUNGLE STYLE GET UP GET HYPE CRASH THE TURNSTILES AND GET ONBOARD TIME TO BREAK SOME HEARTS IN THE WORLDS MOST FAMOUS ARENA FUCK DIAGONAL LETTERS PREPARE YOUR BODIES GET YOUR FUCKING MIND RIGHT HYPE TRAIN IS UP LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chicken zen

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN LOCK THE FUCK IN THROW SOME TEA IN THE HAHBAH GET UP GET HYPE THE DUB TRAIN ROLLS ON NEXT MAN UP GOOD VIBES ONLY ITS PASTA FOR DINNER TIME TO OUT PIZZA THE HUT SATURDAY MATINEE SHOWDOWN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GET ONBOARD MOTHERFUCKERS LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN NEXT MAN UP GET UP GET HYPE GET HYDRATED AND CAFFEINATED AND GET IN THE AMBULANCE MRIS FOR EVERYONE THE ETSY WITCH FAILED WE’RE ON OUR OWN FIRE UP THE PRAYERS AND THE CRYSTALS AND THE SAGE AND THE WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE LOCK THE FUCK IN GET THE DUB TRAIN BACK ON THE TRACKS LFGGGG

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN THE BOYS ARE BACK IN THE CITY OF OAKS LOCK THE FUCK IN PAYBACK TIME DEAL EM OUT AND DOUBLE DOWN NIGHT NIGHT KNIGHTS GET UP GET HYPE DRINK WATER SMASH A HATERADE CAFFEINE NICOTINE BLAZE UP GET RIGHT ALL ABOARD LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Spare a thought for your federal friends. A lot of us got furloughed today and we’re not okay.

Birbs

Birds in the new run LFGGGGG

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN GET UP GET HYPE HYDRATE WITH HATERADE FUCK BIG D ITS BIG B BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN HERE BUT THOSE THAT WANNA BE HERE ARE HERE SO ITS STANK REVENGE GAME LOCK IN MOTHERFUCKERS HAMMER DOWN EVERYONE PULLING ON THE ROPE NEXT MAN UP NADEAU SZN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don’t worry yall, I hired an Etsy witch.

LFGGGGGGGGG

GAME DAY HYPE TRAIN OLD FRIENDS NEW ENEMIES KICKING IT OLD SCHOOL WHALE V DEKES HYDRATE CAFFEINATE GET YOUR MIND RIGHT AND LOCK THE FUCK IN ROAD TRIPPIN WITH TRIPP AND MIKE MILE HIGH STYLE NO EXCUSES ALL YOUVE GOT HAMMER DOWN GAME ON MOTHERFUCKERS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO