Governor Caliente Wheels on his bullshit again #Governor #GregAbbott #Texas #HotWheels Zoom Zoom! All the way to #Fascism !!

The #rage I still feel hours after hearing #Convicted #Felon #DonaldTrump and ankle biter #JDVance berate and bully the #President of an entire country is still as volcanic as when I first heard #PumpkinTitties begin the onslaught in favor of his lord and savior #Napoleon #Putin

It’s still the #GulfOfMexico. It’s still #Denali. It’s still #Twitter. And it’s still the fucking goddamn #SearsTower!!! For fuck’s sake! Rich people renaming shit just to get their micro-dicks semi-hard is ridiculous.

So #FAFO #Farmer Jim Bob voted for #Felonious47 but is shocked he’s losing funding that #PresidentBiden included in the #InflationReductionAct. Oh well, Farmer Fucktard. Oh fucking well. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dumbass

#AttorneyGeneral #PamBondi is eliminating the #Kleptocracy Initiative because nothing says we’re a crooked administration like removing a guardrail preventing the theft of #government resources. But tell me again how #Felonious47 is gonna help the people.

Welp, in case anyone doubted he’d do what we said during the campaign that he’d do, he did it

Yeah, absolutely, let’s eliminate #FEMA because the #DeepSouth won’t need the financial aid every fucking time a #hurricane rips up one of those stupid #RedStates 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 #Republican #Logic

The opening “salute” to the next four years. Prepare yourselves. The #American #Nazis will feel the right to commit atrocious acts because their #president said they could.

I’m glad #President #JoeBiden issues #pardons to all the people he did today. They upheld the #RuleOfLaw and #DonTheCon wants to punish them for it.

On their knees, ogling the orange mushroom

Do you remember where you were when this happened? #TikTok #TikTokBan #GovernmentFailure #DonTheCon

The #TikTok #ban is in effect, ya’ll. Notices popping up and ruining moods and vibes. Knowing #DonTheCon wants to “save” the app only makes this worse because he’d just make sure someone like Mark FUCKERberg bought it and turned it into Nazi central

A wise #TikTokRefugee once said (earlier today🤣): “Those who wish to invade #Greenland moved the #inauguration to the #Capitol rotunda because of #snowmageddon”, and I’m still relishing that good laugh. Poor tender babies. We #Democrats swore in #Obama and #JFK in colder temps.

Fortunately #DonTheCon and #EyelinerVance got #MAGAMikeJohnson to yank those flags up to full mast (a sensation they know all too little about 🤣)! Haha So much for his “bigliest audience ever in the recorded history of man” watching him put his spray-tan-soaked Twinkie fingers on the Bible! 🤣🤣

I will be #boycotting the clan #inauguration (#Klanauguration) of #convicted #felon #DiaperDon

Can she be ours too?!

He’s such a jackwad

Just go home. You hurt your cause #voting Orange when #Kamala was the only candidate who could stop it

Keep them eyes open

And don’t come back! 🤣🤣🤣

And we gay men will proudly continue to make out! So deal with it, ya’ll!

Fucking bullshit. So sick of the establishment. You’re our hero, @aoc.bsky.social !!💙💙💙

Fucking steering committee siding with Gerry Connolly. AOC should be ranking member. This is wild. No offense to Gerry, and ALL offense to Nancy and her talking shit about AOC, but we need some goddamn new blood!!

Fuck every one of these nine million year old zombies! Where are the strong #Democratic leaders? I’m so sick of simpering Dems pretending #unity is possible. No way in hell the #GOP (aka the party of the KKK) would ever try this shit. 🤬🤬🤬 www.msnbc.com/jonathan-cap...

Hit all the bells and gongs and horns, people!

Awwww How adorable. #DonTheCon just appointed #AlinaHabba as his counselor to the #President. She’s given him such sage advice over the span of their time together. It’s good she’ll be there to burp up more. 🤣🤣🤣 #IdiotSquad

If #Jihadi rebels can unearth this photo of young #BasharAlAssad in their raid on his palace in #Aleppo, can they also unearth info about #TulsiGabbard visiting that #dictator to help us stop her from becoming the Director of #NationalInyelligence please?

What CJ said, but now for Christmas. That, or first properly define “tariff”.

There go the #Romanian #elections2024 results! Good for them. They’re having new elections this Spring. Hey, #UnitedStates, wanna do the same?

I’m fucking happy #President #DarkBrandon #pardoned #HunterBiden. The whole thing was drummed up because they’re related. Similar cases don’t get that intense. Good job, Joe!

We sure did take another seat from the GQP! Lol Good luck governing in the #HouseOfRepresentatives #Republicans

What am I #thankful for this year? That I am not a #MAGAt, that I voted for the correct side of history-to-come, and that I’m with the losers this #election. #HappyThanksgiving to everyone, except Republikkkans.

I wondered which state would start the legal process to sue #GayMarriage out of existence. Thank you, Tennessee, for staying true to your southern hateful roots. And how efficient of you to take out #InterracialMarriage at the same time. Two birds, one stone.

This, per Courier/Politico. But watch. In a couple years #Trump and #MAGA will claim credit for the successes of the #Biden #Harris administration.

What he said

On track to be this cycle’s closest House race! Let’s win this, Derek!

It is insane how close this race is! Come on, Allison! This is like the one in 2022 when Cheri Beasley lost by 401 votes.

We have kept Ohio’s 9th Congressional seat! Marcy Kaptur won. Barely. But a win is a win! apnews.com/article/elec...

I’m with you! 🌈🌈🌈🌈 Rainbow power: Activate!

Swing Left is having an organizing Zoom call tonight (Tues) at 8pm ET/5pm PT to talk about how they're approaching their work for the next 2 years. Link to sign up: www.mobilize.us/swingleft/ev...

Inject this into my veins: Republican senators tore into their colleagues, JD Vance and Marco Rubio today for skipping votes. Said it’s making the slow-rolling of Biden’s judicial picks near impossible. 😂😂😂

First, the SCOTUS repeals Lawrence v Texas. Next, find gay people guilty of gay sex. Then, freeze their passports through internal passport control. Last, send them to concentration camps. Free labor until they die. Bleak and too possible. Just ask Mike Johnson. #BePrepared #GayLife #YouVotedForThis

So what’re ya’ll’s plans now that Orange Jesus is in?

We’re all fam in the clurb. Unless you’re the 14% gay folks who voted for the orangutan and mortified and shunned your whole ass community.

Period!

We are dangerously close to losing the VA State Senate. 
We have a one vote majority (in an even numbered State Senate), and one seat is vacant. Suhas Subramanyam became the State Senator for district 32 in Laudoun county in 2023, but this year he ran for US House from VA District 10 and won!

Good for Ukraine. But also, here we go. Slava Ukraina! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 www.nbcnews.com/news/world/b...

I’m so concerned that voter turn out for the runoff and other elections before DT takes office is going to be as low or lower than usual and Republicans are going to sweep them all. If you are too, check if you have an election between now and the end of January. And if you do, please vote!!!

I hope your weekend is treating you well. Like so many of you, I canceled my subscriptions, and cut back on consuming corporate media after the election. Getting rid of the constant negativity and lies is absolutely liberating.

I can just hear Alina Habba squealing with delight now that Matt Gaetz’ nomination looks DOA. “Big Daddy Trump is gonna appoint me next!” But then he doesn’t; he appoints Todd Blanche or some other lawyer he ran through. 🤣🤣🤣